What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Living Corpse » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:17 pm

Wait I got one.

That gyaos catching the remains of another Gyaos in it's mouth after the one had been blown up by Gamera.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby JAGzilla » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:20 pm

Living Corpse wrote:Gigan holding Jet Jaguar hostage, that one scene where Gigan is thrating to rip off Jet Jagur's head if Godzilla comes closer and he does try it to but Godzilla reaches him before he can make any lasting damage.


I love that scene. It really sells Gigan as the cowardly jackass he is. He knows from experience that he can't take Godzilla, so he just grabs a hostage instead. Kaiju dickery at its finest.

Death Ghidorah beating the living crap out of the Mothras has to be up there, too.

And Grand Ghidorah's kid-killing dome o' doom. Even for a villain, that's just messed up.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Tormentor » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:10 pm

Living Corpse wrote:Wait I got one.

That gyaos catching the remains of another Gyaos in it's mouth after the one had been blown up by Gamera.


That was sick and so wrong even by Destoroyah and Gaira standards. :shock:
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby TokyoVigilante » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:24 pm

- Godzilla pummeling a (what he had assumed to be) unconscious Kong in the face with his tail and burying him in rocks.
- Godzilla attacking Mothra for literally no reason in GvstSM.
- Mechagodzilla casually destroying some houses while simultaneously taking on King Caesar and Godzilla without even looking at them.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Giga Kaiju » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:26 pm

GMK Godzilla steping over and over again on Baragon.
Kamacuras disturbing Minya.
Hedorah using his sludge on a hill towards Godzilla.
Godzilla Clapping and mocking King Kong.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Tamura » Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:00 pm

Godzilla and Rodan in GHIDRAH THE THREE-HEADED MONSTER.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Sydney Aradi » Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:34 pm

Titanosaurus trying to break open Godzilla's jaws in TOMG after being stunned by Titano's punches
Gamera using Zigra's spines as instruments by hitting them with a club and then dancing like a drunken idiot after doing so

Mgealon & Gigan laughing at Godzilla & Jet Jaguar being trapped in a wall of flames
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Living Corpse » Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:39 pm

Zone Fighter ripping out Gondargilas eyes and then clapping his hands to get it's attention to one spot so he can attack from somewhere else.

Yeah.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby hammysammy59 » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:23 pm

menschenjaeger wrote:So I'm going to say Godzilla taunting Ebirah with his own severed arm.


This one is just hilariously mean-spirited. "Hey remember when you used to be able to do this? HA HA" It kind of reminds me of in the original King Kong, when Kong goofs around with the T-Rex's jaw after he kills it. It all kind of comes together when you remember that Ebirah was originally written as a Toho Kong picture.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby KaijuSinCritic » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:32 pm

Anything with King Ghidorah, Spacegodzilla, Destoroyah, Gigan, Rodan, Megalon, Hedorah, Orga, Megaguirus, Monsters X, Keizer Ghidorah, Gabara, Ebirah, Kumonga, Kamacuras, Mechagodzilla, Rodan, Mothra, Kameobas, Kiryu, Anguirus, Godzilla, Rodan, Biollante, Mecha-King Ghidorah, King Kong, Battra, Manda, Gorosaurus, Baragon, Varan, Zone Fighter, Grand King Ghidorah, Rodan, Death Ghidorah, Mothra Leo, Zilla, Jet Jaguar, Ganimes, Gezora, Oodako, Ultraman, Red King, Gamera, Legion, Gyaos, Ultraseven, Ultraman Leo, Gomora, ect. :oops:
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Godzilla1703 » Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:46 pm

The dick moment that pisses me off the most is where Ultraman defeats Jamila then watches the poor creature die :(
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby HayesAJones » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:40 pm

Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby GodzillaXGomoraFight » Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:43 pm

Ultraman is definitely one of the biggest dicks in the kaiju universe. Here are my top 3:

1. Ultraman beating up Gabadon even though a bunch of kids from the neighborhood begged him to stop. All Gabadon wanted to do was just to sleep.

2. Mechagodzilla beating the crap out of Anguirus and then capping it off with breaking his jaw. Wasn't necessary whatsoever.

3. Spacegodzilla levitating a defenseless Little Godzilla in mid-air to a crystal prison in front of Godzilla. SG had to be a dick and attack Godzilla's son in front of him. If SG was smart, he should have put Godzilla in the prison first, but that's an even douchier move.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby NSZ » Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:51 pm

HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.


Not just Ultraman, the Science Patrol were kinda dicks as well from time to time. For instance, during the Gabadon incident (surprise surprise :roll:), when Ide comes up with the harmless plan of just washing away Gabadon when he's just a drawing, Cap. Muramatsu just blows him off, calling the plan dull, and decides to put countless lives in jeopardy by attacking the monster when it's physically manifistated. 'What the Hell, Hero?' indeed.

But anyway:
1. Rodan dropping Godzilla on that electrical tower.
2. Ultraman fighting against Gabadon just because Hayata's a skreeonk clutz.
3. Ultraman Tiga engaging in a game of Red Light, Green Light with Silvagon.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby JAGzilla » Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:49 pm

GodzillaXGomoraFight wrote:
2. Mechagodzilla beating the crap out of Anguirus and then capping it off with breaking his jaw. Wasn't necessary whatsoever.


Sure it was. The Simeons wanted to take over the world, and Anguirus tried to stop them. Therefore, Mechagodzilla needed to ensure that Anguirus wouldn't be a threat. Neutralizing his main weapon is an easy way to do that.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby ゴジラ » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:08 pm

HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.


He's more of an ironic dick, he does dick-ish things without knowing(sometimes) in the name of good lol.
But I have to say that Belial is the embodiment and definition of the word "dick" lol.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby KaijuSinCritic » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:17 pm

ゴジラ wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.


He's more of an ironic dick, he does dick-ish things without knowing(sometimes) in the name of good lol.
But I have to say that Belial is the embodiment and definition of the word "dick" lol.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Gyaos » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:46 pm

ゴジラ wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.


He's more of an ironic dick, he does dick-ish things without knowing(sometimes) in the name of good lol.
But I have to say that Belial is the embodiment and definition of the word "dick" lol.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Shazam14 » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:17 pm

HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.


This video just proves that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN7Pohdp ... re=related
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby GodzillaXGomoraFight » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:48 pm

Shazam14 wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.


This video just proves that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN7Pohdp ... re=related

Poor Gomora. All he wanted to do in the end was play a little ball with the Ultramen.
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