Dash 7 wrote:My ex returned to me yesterday and today I felt like I connected with her for the first time.
Dave wrote:I will skreeonk hop on a plane, come to your home, log into my account through your computer, and warn you right thar in front of you while I cockslap the shit out of you. Then I'll make myself a sandwich while you huddle in a corner sobbing to yourself.

SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:Dash 7 wrote:My ex returned to me yesterday and today I felt like I connected with her for the first time.
Yes...but did you skreeonk her?
Varan Bon Ziller wrote:....What ever happened to the innocence of monster banging others brains out...

Gorosaurus Rex wrote:This thread is almost like TK's own current events section of the site. You can keep track of what is the weekly cause of butthurt
NSZ wrote:WHAT KIND OF MENTALLY DEFICIENT MONKEY PUTS THINGS IN THE OVEN TO COOL OFF?!



Pyrodorah wrote: Religion is an invention of humans, nothing more.
Chris55 wrote:Shadow wrote:That it is 2013 and there are still directions to using shampoo.
Hey man! I NEED those directions!




King Caesar wrote:Saw Gabriel Iglesias last night. It was magical. The show went a whole extra hour and a half, and people still wanted more! At one point, he disconnected the timer to tell him how much time he has left for the show. Yeah, I love this guy.
Godzillatheultimate wrote:Lincoln is gonna emancipate your balls from your body.

TheSecondComing wrote:It's my 25th birthday. How am I celebrating? Concert with the Masterworks Chorale and the symphony orchestra for a few thousand of my closest friends.
Oh yeah, I got pull around here.
Dash 7 wrote:My ex returned to me yesterday and today I felt like I connected with her for the first time.


TheSecondComing wrote:It's my 25th birthday. How am I celebrating? Concert with the Masterworks Chorale and the symphony orchestra for a few thousand of my closest friends.
Oh yeah, I got pull around here.
KaneLocke wrote:Happy birthday to me: free steak dinner tonight at a local bar. That should be enough to make ANYONE's day.

tymon wrote:Man, it really makes me laugh when I remember that all this drama is centered around a fictional, giant atomic monster. Damn you, Godzilla!

SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:wataru wrote:It's not huge and it's white.
LIKE YO DICK!


KaneLocke wrote:Happy birthday to me: free steak dinner tonight at a local bar. That should be enough to make ANYONE's day.
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