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[Cimmerian Dragon]

^ Yeah, that comic sums it up perfectly.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

1 dead. 6 wounded. The gunman got shot down, so we don't know his motive...

[King Caesar]

^ Have they begun to conduct investigations at his house or online?

[FlamingZilla23]

Did everybody hear about the solar storms thats been happening?

[Sydney Aradi]

No not really. Can you explain this to me?

[Drewzilla]

Thailand has officially turned Hitler into a cutesy trend, including a Tela-Tubby and Ronald McDonald Hitler

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/hitler- ... iland-yes/

[UltramanGoji]

Thailand has officially turned Hitler into a cutesy trend, including a Tela-Tubby and Ronald McDonald Hitler

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/hitler- ... iland-yes/

Only in Thailand...

[NSZ]

Thailand has officially turned Hitler into a cutesy trend, including a Tela-Tubby and Ronald McDonald Hitler

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/hitler- ... iland-yes/

There are no words for this, only facepalms.

... Well, that and:

Dear Thailand,

WHAT. THE. skreeonk?

Sincerely, The Rest of the World.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

^ Have they begun to conduct investigations at his house or online?

Not that I know of.

[yaburu]

No not really. Can you explain this to me?

Basically the Sun was acting up on Tuesday and letting off a bunch of solar flares, which are resulting in Earth getting solar storms. The only thing that anyone really seems to be concerned about, unless I've missed something, is the potential for interruptions in global communications.

[wataru]

No not really. Can you explain this to me?

Basically the Sun was acting up on Tuesday and letting off a bunch of solar flares, which are resulting in Earth getting solar storms. The only thing that anyone really seems to be concerned about, unless I've missed something, is the potential for interruptions in global communications.

It totally skreeonk up my pirated interwebz at work. I couldnt get online and stay online til after 8p. And my cell phone wouldnt access email.

[FlamingZilla23]

No not really. Can you explain this to me?

Basically the Sun was acting up on Tuesday and letting off a bunch of solar flares, which are resulting in Earth getting solar storms. The only thing that anyone really seems to be concerned about, unless I've missed something, is the potential for interruptions in global communications.

It totally skreeonk up my pirated interwebz at work. I couldnt get online and stay online til after 8p. And my cell phone wouldnt access email.

luckely it was only a minor threat, but it could get worse, since it's more active this year.

[Darth Calypso]

U.S. Military unveiled a non-lethal heat ray vehicle(Heard about this on the Discovery channel 5 years ago): http://news.yahoo.com/us-military-unvei ... 12781.html

[SuperSaiyan4Godzilla]

U.S. Military unveiled a non-lethal heat ray vehicle(Heard about this on the Discovery channel 5 years ago): http://news.yahoo.com/us-military-unvei ... 12781.html

So, they unveiled something that has been known for the public for years....

[wataru]

U.S. Military unveiled a non-lethal heat ray vehicle(Heard about this on the Discovery channel 5 years ago): http://news.yahoo.com/us-military-unvei ... 12781.html

So, they unveiled something that has been known for the public for years....

Since 1945.

[bananaoil]

Regarding the heat ray:

Four or five months ago, this shady scientist was at my work, and he told me he was the man who had invented the microwave portion of said weapon, and he was now developing smaller versions of the device for Saudi yachts to fend off pirates. I asked him if the US government was considering using the device to combat illegal immigration and he said he couldn't answer. I also couldn't get him to answer what safe guards were in place to prevent you from burning someone to death with the weapon. He simply insisted they were there, and refused to believe that, in the wrong hands, someone could remove those guards and have an actual death ray.

[Legionmaster]

^They automatically switch off after 3 seconds and don't produce a ray strong enough to pop popcorn and only have a range of 0.6 miles. That's how you can't turn it into a death ray.

[wataru]

^They automatically switch off after 3 seconds and don't produce a ray strong enough to pop popcorn and only have a range of 0.6 miles. That's how you can't turn it into a death ray.

The power of a laser is only limited by the fuel it uses.

[bananaoil]

^They automatically switch off after 3 seconds and don't produce a ray strong enough to pop popcorn and only have a range of 0.6 miles. That's how you can't turn it into a death ray.

The scenario I presented the guy was, since the device literally heats up the water particles in your body, what if someone was in some way incapacitated directly infront of one or more of the devices. It wouldn't be good. But he insisted no one would ever use his devices for nefarious purposes.

[Showa Gyaos]

I'm sorry guys, but that's a waste of money. It sounds cool, but really it's just dollars being thrown in the garbage.