What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

[Blackout286]

Come on, I'm sure we all have a few enjoyable, favorite or at least memorable moments. It doesn't have to be completely Godzilla related, it can involve Gamera and Ultraman as well. I'll start off:

Favorite Moments:
1. Gigan and Megalon surrounding Jet Jaguar and Godzilla in a massive ring of fire, then laughing their asses off lol. I know they were the villains within the film but that was a dick move.

2. Godzilla thrashing Titanosaurus, seemingly winning the physical struggle as he picked up his aquatic like a true victor, only for MechaGodzilla to blast beam Godzilla in the back/neck and have Titano fall on top of Godzilla. Katsura, that was a dick move lol.

3. Ultraman ripping off Jirass's throat fins (or frills) then taunting him/her with it, shortly before the creature's death. Ultra-Dick Move there hero

Anyone else?

[SpanishBulldog63]

1.Spacegodzilla making Little Godzilla dance by shooting at his feet,then trapping him in the crystal prison

2.Ghidorah hitting Godzilla in the crotch with Gravity Bolts

3.Destoroyah snatching up Godzilla jr then dropping him and blasting the crap out of his semi-dead corpse in front of Godzilla.

Honorable Mention:Titanosaurus jumping on Godzilla after he gets buried.

[HayesAJones]

Easy.

- Rodan's ball-drop
- Ghidorah blasting Godzilla in the nuts
- GMK Goji smashing the hospital with his tail

Poor Godzilla... his balls are actually pretty abused...

[Tormentor]

1. Hedorah mostly killing everyone within its path during its reign, except for a kitten. That's just a dick move that needs no explanation xD. Now the baby being trapped in slug but alive isn't a dick move, that's douchebag stats lmao

2. The Cosmos trying to control the earth, a dick move in pretty wrapping.

3. Baltan's epic laugh IN ITSELF, is a dick move. Because no one get's to hear that classic tormenting laugh unless it meant getting an ass whoop-in.

[SuperMonsterZero]

For a second I thought this thread would involve giant irradiated monster genitalia

But my top three all have to be from Ultraman

1. When Ultraman commits genocide by destroying the ship of surviving Baltan-seijin. We later found out that there were other Baltans, so it was only attempted genocide, but still, what the skreeonk Ultraman?

2. When Ultraman beats up that giant monster created from children's drawings and hurls him into space, all because it wanted to take a nap.

3. When Ultraman beats up, dismembers, and kills Gomora, a giant monster that was only angry because it was stolen from its home by like some evil circus guy or something.

4. After feeling sorry for violently killing giant monsters, Ultraman decides to make up for past wrongs by beating up an emo zombie monster that crys a lot and just wants to rest in peace in the Monster Graveyard, then forcibly attaching him to a rocket and shooting him off into space. Sure, he's back in the Monster Graveyard, but I don't know how he feels about drifting around on that rocket for all eternity.

Yeah, I know I had four instead of three, but whatever, Ultraman's just that much of an Ultra-dick!

[Godz]

Ghidrah: Rodan laughs at Godzilla as Mothra webs him up, only to get silked himself, then Godzilla laughs.

[hammysammy59]

Hedorah taking a big sloppy dump on Godzilla ranks up there.

[menschenjaeger]

Hedorah, um..."unloading" on Godzilla. A beatdown is one thing, but...eugh. NOT. COOL.

Edit: Dammit, you beat me, hammysammy. I was shocked nobody was mentioning that one.

Jet Jaguar breaking Gigan's arm over his knee.

Dorako just going SPLAT with Pigmon. Yes, that jumping around and gibbering was annoying, and...wait, you know what? I give Dorako a pass. It was REALLY annoying. (Ultraman has so many dick moves that I'm not going to count that show. I haven't seen much Ultraseven, but he was a little more "noble" than the original Ultraman, wasn't he?)

So I'm going to say Godzilla taunting Ebirah with his own severed arm.

[Kaiju-King42]

Rodan's infamous crotch drop.

Moguera hitting Godzilla during the battle with Spacegodzilla's when they were supposed to be on the same side!

Godzilla attacking Mothra for no reason in EHotD.

[Space Hunter M]

Godzilla tripping up Kong with his tail and laughing and clapping in self-satisfaction.

[Superrex]

Godzilla letting Minya get hurt by Kamacuras and then hitting him with his tail in Son of Godzilla

Godzilla getting blasted in the balls(already said,I know)

Megaguirus trying to stab Godzilla while he's getting up.

[James23873]

1. Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah- Godzilla sees Shindo, and remembers when he was a Godzillasaur. And even though he seems to remember Shindo, he goes ahead and blasts him point blank with his breath anyway. Godzilla's number one dick move in my opinion.

2. Godzilla 2000- After Katagiri screams Godzilla's name, Godzilla just smashes him with his hand. Then he roars victoriously as if he just killed King Ghidorah or something.

3. Son of Godzilla- Godzilla threatens to hit Minilla if he doesn't breath an atomic blast.

[Living Corpse]

Only three?

1. Hedorah taking a dump on G.

2. Godzilla holding King Ghidorah in place for Anguirus to slam his back spikes into him several times and then Godzilla back flip him into the ground several times right after.

3. Megaguirus pointing at that pyramid that's being held up by the towers and then smile right before dropping it on Godzilla's head.

Worthy mentions:

70's Mechagodzilla shoving his hand down King Caesar's mouth.

King Kong shoving a tree into Godzilla's mouth.

Gigan and Ghidorah playing kick the can with a nearly knocked out Godzilla.

60's Ghidorah laughing at everything. Seriously the other monsters can't even get any satisfaction out of beating him up or even killing him because he's always giggling even when he is running away or being killed at the end of DAM.

Gigan holding Jet Jaguar hostage, that one scene where Gigan is thrating to rip off Jet Jagur's head if Godzilla comes closer and he does try it to but Godzilla reaches him before he can make any lasting damage.

Kaizer Ghidorah's battle with Godzilla. Seriously in round one he would not give him any breathing space, he just kept rushing him with beam spamming and dropped him on top of a building head first.

Godzilla lifting Megalong by the tail and just slamming him into the ground several times when he has no ally to back him up because Gigan left. Yeah even Megalon knew it was losing and should just run while he can.

GMK Godzilla using the old "Fake Out" trick on Mothra where he makes it seem like he's gonna kill the rest of the Japanese Navy only to turn around and shoot her at point blank range.

Battra slamming the Ferris Wheel into Godzilla.

Jet Jaguar holding Megalon in place for Godzilla's tail slide.

Rodan's "dick drop" as James calls it.

[kaiju115]

1. Destoroyah taking off with Jr. dropping the little guy, and then blasting him.

2. SpaceGodzilla kidnapping Little Godzilla.

3. Ultraseven severing Eleking's tail and head

[Godzillabrawler]

2. When Ultraman beats up that giant monster created from children's drawings and hurls him into space, all because it wanted to take a nap.

4. After feeling sorry for violently killing giant monsters, Ultraman decides to make up for past wrongs by beating up an emo zombie monster that crys a lot and just wants to rest in peace in the Monster Graveyard, then forcibly attaching him to a rocket and shooting him off into space. Sure, he's back in the Monster Graveyard, but I don't know how he feels about drifting around on that rocket for all eternity.

Ultraman tries to help too much sometimes. Seriously, that napping monster did absoltuely nothing to get what it did.

[ゴジラ]

Megagurius constantly jabbing into Godzilla's manhood over and over just to gain and absorb his precious energy. Ghidorah and Rodan damaging Godzilla's junk was bad, but this Queen made it her duty when it came to getting what she wanted.

Kiryu Goji killing the Adult Mothra in front of her offspring, a dick move right there.

Jiger impregnating Gamera against his will T.T....What? That was rape and a dick move all in one.

[edgaguirus]

Megalon and Gigan beating up JJ. JJ is dazed and hurt, and then they toss him into the air for Megalon to use as target practice.

Ultraman tearing of Jirass frill

and number 1 is...Gamera using Zigra as a xylophone just before the alien fish is torched.

[RedZillaKing]

Its funny that you should bring up thev Ultra Murderers. They've been killing monsters unnecessarily for years.

1. Ultraman Mebius decapitates Earthtron despite the kaiju being innocent.

2. Ultraman needlessly murders Gamakujira for having a weird appetite. What does an Ultra care about spoiled Earth women?

3. Red King tears off chandlar's wing and throws it at him. Whatta dick.

[Godzilla1703]

1. Tyrant laughing while he is supperior to the Ultra's. You dick...

2. And before battling Ultraman, Tyrant shows boredom while waiting for the ultra to arrive on Uranus. What the hell do u have to do you asshole...

3. Ultraman Mebius killing innocent Earthtron

[The H-Man]

1. Gigan blocking and buzzsawing Anguirus while Godzilla is being blasted by the tower

2. Mechakong blinding Kong with that flashing light just before they start to fight

3. Ghidorah blasting the Mothra larva around before Godzilla and Rodan come to the rescue