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Re: Official News topic

Postby The One and Only » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:56 pm

Cool send off to the oft controversial Andrew Breitbart from the Sage of Southern California, Dennis Miller, on the man's radio show.
http://mrctv.org/audio/dennis-miller-dedicates-thursday-show-fearless-breitbart
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Shazam14 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:22 am

You have your fear, which might become reality; and you have Godzilla, which IS reality.

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Re: Official News topic

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:21 pm




This is something we should support.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Shazam14 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:30 pm

SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:



This is something we should support.


Yes! Been spreading it around for a while now.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Cimmerian Dragon » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:59 pm

SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:



This is something we should support.


I agree. Kony is a madman in the strictest sense of the word.

I think that the U.S. could apprehend or kill the man if it were made a priority. Perhaps it isn't our responsibility, but I always believed that anyone who CAN potentially affect change and chooses not to, is then morally responsible in-part for the continuation of the evil in question.

Encyclopedia wrote:In November Obama delivered a strategy document to Congress, asking for more funding to disarm Kony and the LRA.[20] In October 2011, Obama authorized the deployment of approximately 100 combat-equipped U.S. troops to central Africa.[21] Their goal is to help regional forces remove Kony and senior LRA leaders from the battlefield. "Although the U.S. forces are combat-equipped, they will only be providing information, advice, and assistance to partner nation forces, and they will not themselves engage LRA forces unless necessary for self-defense," Obama said in a letter to Congress.


I think this is a textbook example of making one's nation look good, while avoiding the risk of getting anybody's hands dirty. The U.S. has a better trained and equipped military than could ever previously have been imagined. It is patently impossible to quickly bring the local forces up to their professional level. Our superiority in tech/logistics is the only reason I believe that, with the proper deployment of troops who are cleared to seek out and engage Kony themselves, that this maniac could be stopped in his tracks. By instead saying that our troops will essentially toss a few tips to the locals, it shows how low a priority Kony really is.

That, of course, gets us into the "Why should America act like the policemen of the world?" debate. At the most basic level, Kony isn't our problem. That said, the mere thought of such a man being free to inflict his particular brand of mayhem on the innocent fills me with a level of disgust that is difficult to put into words. I want anyone who can grind that bastard out like an insect to do so, and do so as soon as humanly possible.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Drewzilla » Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:19 pm

The spiders are coming, and they're coming to conqure us all!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/th ... 58059.html

Seriously, this is a realization of a truly terrifying nightmare shared by most of the human race.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby yaburu » Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:35 pm

I find it humorous that this topic's 666th post is about spiders.

But yeah, I read that earlier. I saw the first pic and was like "Australia has snow this time of ye-OH MY skreeonk GOD THOSE ARE SPIDERWEBS!!"

Just be glad they're Wolf Spiders and not Huntsman Spiders.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby NSZ » Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:52 pm

Drewzilla wrote:The spiders are coming, and they're coming to conqure us all!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/th ... 58059.html

Seriously, this is a realization of a truly terrifying nightmare shared by most of the human race.


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Re: Official News topic

Postby The One and Only » Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:55 pm

Better yet, John Goodman.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Darth Calypso » Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:27 am

A solar storm might hit earth today or tomorrow: http://news.yahoo.com/sun-fires-off-2-h ... 01740.html
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Re: Official News topic

Postby anguirusnut94 » Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:57 am

^Huh. Maybe those whackjobs who say the world is going to end are right...
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Living Corpse » Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:06 am

anguirusnut94 wrote:^Huh. Maybe those whackjobs who say the world is going to end are right...


???

A solar storm wouldn't destroy the world just cause your TV to be staticy for a while.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby o.supreme » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:10 am

Darth Calypso wrote:A solar storm might hit earth today or tomorrow: http://news.yahoo.com/sun-fires-off-2-h ... 01740.html


Heh...I just got to work and cant log onto any of my systems. People here know Citrix has crappy IT issues all the time, but ey are blaming it on this storm :lol:
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Spirit Ghidorah 2010 » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:35 am

http://www.wtae.com/news/30637631/detail.html

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Re: Official News topic

Postby HeiseiGodzilla117 » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:59 am

Spirit Ghidorah 2010 wrote:http://www.wtae.com/news/30637631/detail.html

We have a crazed gunman on my college campus. Police officer already got hit...


Holy shit, dude. Stay safe!
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Re: Official News topic

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:34 pm

Spirit Ghidorah 2010 wrote:http://www.wtae.com/news/30637631/detail.html

We have a crazed gunman on my college campus. Police officer already got hit...


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Re: Official News topic

Postby The One and Only » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:51 pm

On the subject of the upcoming apocaslypse. As some of you may heard, Snooki from the JERSEY SHORE is pregnant. And from some peoples' calculations, the little squab will be entering this world December 22. The same day as the Mayan calender supposedly has it pointed out when the end of the world is set to happen, :shock:
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Re: Official News topic

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:53 pm

The One and Only wrote:On the subject of the upcoming apocaslypse. As some of you may heard, Snooki from the JERSEY SHORE is pregnant. And from some peoples' calculations, the little squab will be entering this world December 22. The same day as the Mayan calender supposedly has it pointed out when the end of the world is set to happen, :shock:


December 21st is the day they predicted.

And the Mayans also didn't account for leap year. So, under the non-leap year calender (such as the Mayan one), we'd be in the summer of 2013 now.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Cimmerian Dragon » Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:35 pm

The Mayans never predicted an apocalypse. Paranoid westerners with little understanding (and perhaps less respect) for Mayan culture hijacked their calander and turned it into a doomsday clock. :lol:
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Re: Official News topic

Postby King Caesar » Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:46 pm

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If what SS4G said is true, then damn. I was hoping for at least a little revelation.
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