Gwangi slithered to the top of a volcano, beating his chest and roaring out as RED team killed off BLU team.
However, for Gwangi, there were more challengers waiting.
Gwangi then spotted an army of monsters headed his way.
The entire monster cast of Godzilla: Final Wars.
"Let's do this. LEEROY JENKINS!!!!"
Gwangi charged at Anguirus, King Ceaser, and Rodan, before he clotheslined KC, sending the golem flying through several trees, Gwangi hoping none of them were Fluttershy. Rodan tried ramming Gwangi, but Gwangi shot him in the face with a bazooka, sending him flying through space before he landed on the moon. Anguirus curled up and Thunderballed towards Gwangi. Gwangi, however, punted the ankylosaur like a soccer ball, sending him flying through the air. Mothra was charging at Gwangi, but when she saw Anguirus heading towards her, Mothra screamed like TF2 Medic before Anguirus squished her, crunching inward in the process.
"You are dead."
Gwangi then backhanded Ebirah, who was coming up behind him. Kumounga started covering Gwangi in web, but Gwangi did the thing Godzilla did: he grabbed the web and swung Kumounga around faster and faster until he flung him around the world. Ebirah tried getting up, but Gwangi picked him up, shoved him into a boiling pot and cooked him.
"Who wants fresh lobster?"
King Ceaser came charging, but Gwangi bitchslapped him, causing him to fall into the pot with Ebirah. As the two of them boiled, Gigan came flying at Gwangi, nailing him with his Cluster Beam. Gwangi swatted Gigan out of the air with a tennis racket, sending Gigan flying into Zilla, knocking them both down. Manda coiled around Gwangi and started constricting him, but Gwangi just shoved a gun into Manda's mouth and blew out his head. Gigan got up, but Gwangi sliced his head off with a katana, killing him. Zilla jumped at Gwangi, who looked at the audience with a "Really? REALLY?" face before he shot Zilla out of the air with a pistol. Hedorah tried covering Gwangi with his body. Gwangi didn't like this, but for a different reason.
"Hedorah. You have dishonered Showa Hedorah."
Gwangi tossed Hedorah into the air, flipped backwards, and kicked Hedorah into the volcano. Gotengo came flying at Gwangi firing it's Absolute Zero Cannon, freezing up Gwangi. The purple dinosaur, however, just grabbed the drill and twisted it around to aim at Gotengo.
"You're not even a kaiju!"
As the Gotengo froze itself to ice, Godzilla fired his Atomic Ray, striking Gwangi in the chest and sending him sliding backwards. Gwangi pimpslapped Godzilla, sending him tumbling across the ground. Godzilla punched Gwangi repeatedly, only for the Gmod monster to grab his arms, twist them, and throw Godzilla into the air before he used the Portal Gun and teleported Godzilla into space.
Godzilla looked around.
"Skreeonk! I'm in ***ing space!!"
Godzilla pulled up an asteroid and used it like a telephone.
"Plan B, Monster X."
Gwangi looked up and saw Gorath flying down towards him.
Needless to say, Gwangi freaked out.
Gwangi was shitting bricks of steel as he spazzed around until he did the most epic thing to do with a meteor.
He flew up and FALCON-PAWNCHED the meteor, blowing it up to pieces.
Gwangi landed down on the ground, but was kicked in the head by Monster X.
Gwangi punted Monster X, sending him flipping through the air. Monster X rolled to his feet, charging at Gwangi before he jumped up, spinning around as he backhanded him and raked his tail across Gwangi's face. Gwangi grabbed Monster X's throat and flung him into space, but this time used the momentum to punch Monster X in the groin, sending him flying through the air nonstop until he collided with Godzilla, sending the two flying away.
However, there was one last opponent for Gwangi.
Gwangi slowly turned, sensing another presence as this music started playing: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7xuG0dkQHvg
then, he saw him...
The giant figure of minerals, the one resposible for KOing King Ceaser, Anguirus, and Rodan, the one to stop all.
It was An Unstoppable Force vs An Immovable Object.
Gwangi flew at full speed at the Mountain, wanting to crush it into rubble, wanting to show that it can be moved, wanting to be the one the Mountain could not stop...
...then he smacked facefirst into the Mountain.
Gwangi pulled his face out of the imprint as he did this laugh: http://youtube.com/watch?v=IYOa7tWlRSs
Then he got serious as he pulled out a jackhammer and tried breaking through the Mountain, only for the jackhammer to shatter on impact. The Mountain hit Gwangi with an invisible uppercut, sending Gwangi flying through the air. The Mountain sent an avalanche of boulders at Gwangi, but Gwangi dodged the rocks before he flung several of them back at the Mountain, only for the Mountain to absorb them back. Gwangi shot the Mountain with every single weapon from Team Fortress 2, engulfing it in smoke. Yet when the smoke cleared the Mountain stood unfazed. The Mountain gripped Gwangi with it's telekinesis and started to crush him like a tincan, breaking bones and puntcuring organs alike. Gwangi then fired his lazah at the Mountain, blowing off chunks of rock and making it let go. Gwangi then punched away at the Mountain, leaving several dents in the process. The Mountain suddenly used the FUS-RO-DAH on Gwangi, sending him flying through the air like a ragdoll(someone needs to make a Gwangi ragdoll for Garry's-Mod). Gwangi got up, and alongside Derpy Hooves, charged at the Mountain, bucking and punching off chunks of the Mountain, until the Mountain sent a wave of rocks upon the two. Gwangi crawled out of the rubble, only to see Derpy get pelted by several rocks.
This led Gwangi to do this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=kk34YIJWPQw
Then this music started playing: http://youtube.com/watch?v=NM58hUBlKmU
Gwangi's eyes become pure blood-red. His scales changed from purple to black. Gwangi started huffing and puffing with rage before he let out a roar of fury.
Gwangi had gone into his Beserk Mode.
Gwangi was upon the Mountain in an instant, biting and clawing away, tearing off great slabs of rock. The Mountain tried hitting him with another mind attack, but Gwangi countered with a mindrape that rivaled Chuthulu's own. The mountain shuddered as it started falling apart. Gwangi then jumped into the air, pulling out a rocket cannon that had Rarity's Tom in it.
"Watch out! Here comes Tom!!!"
Gwangi shot Tom upon the Mountain, plowing into it as the two rocks' collision caused a black hole to be created.Louis from Left 4 Dead appeared next to Gwangi.
"What the hell, man?!"
Gwangi just threw Louis into the black hole, sucking him through a time paradox and creating the Louis meets Louis series.
Gwangi then smiled at the camera and said one thing: