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Re: The sex thread.

Postby yaburu » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:39 pm

There've been many great sexual experiences for me, but one of the hands-down best came about a month ago. My wife gave me what could, in many ways, be considered the end-all-be-all of blowjobs. It was so good, I literally stopped calling out "Oh God" and praised Allah and the Buddha. Not kidding there at all.

For the final touch, she didn't stop at all when I finished. I was standing on the bed at the end of it, and when she finally did stop, I literally collapsed and fell off the bed into a heap on the floor.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby King Caesar » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:51 pm

Berzerkgodzilla wrote:When I get a girlfriend I guess I'll start a tickle fight with her then :lol:

It's a good way to get close up. Just don't try to go in while you're tickling. Wait until she's laying on you and then do a brush a wild strand of hair to the side and give her a little peck. If she responds positively, then you my good friend have a make-out session under way. But don't force it. Let it be her choice.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Berzerkgodzilla » Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:02 pm

And that's still when I get a girlfriend... eh but I don't sweat it as much, unlike most dudes I know, who have like obsessions with certain girls to the point it gets creepy ...

It will happen when it happens for me is what I always say ;)
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby bearijuana » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:39 pm

Stay with me on this guys..

Sex with your cousin (she's really hot). Is it really that bad? What do you guys think? Like not planning on having kids or anything, although kids with cousins and their defects have been blown out of porportion. So?

Be serious, no jokes please.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Berzerkgodzilla » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:48 pm

My cousin is pretty but I've never been sexual attracted to her. I find it kind of weird
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby bearijuana » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:53 pm

Berzerkgodzilla wrote:My cousin is pretty but I've never been sexual attracted to her. I find it kind of weird

Not even to fantasize while masturbating?
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Shazam14 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:54 pm

Well, I do remember meeting one of my cousins for the first time without knowing she was my cousin and thinking to myself "I'd tap that ass!" Then my dad introduced her to me as my cousin. Felt like punching myself.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:56 pm

Shazam14 wrote:Well, I do remember meeting one of my cousins for the first time without knowing she was my cousin and thinking to myself "I'd tap that ass!" Then my dad introduced her to me as my cousin. Felt like punching myself.


Wait.

You're a minority. Living in the Bronx. That knows his father.

You're a statistical anomaly!

...God, I'm a dick.


Anyway. Haha, no. I wouldn't. Ever. Maybe I'm programmed by society to think that way...But this ain't no West Virginia.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Shazam14 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:58 pm

That was actually my first time actually hanging out with him. Haven't seen him since then.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:08 pm

Shazam14 wrote:That was actually my first time actually hanging out with him. Haven't seen him since then.


Awww. I feel like an asshole now.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby bearijuana » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:08 pm

Shazam14 wrote:Well, I do remember meeting one of my cousins for the first time without knowing she was my cousin and thinking to myself "I'd tap that ass!" Then my dad introduced her to me as my cousin. Felt like punching myself.

That kinda sucks lol.

And well I've been hanging out with my cousin a lot lately, and she's just the flirty type no biggie, and so we laugh a lot no big deal here either.

But then one day we we started horsing around and she pushed me really firm on the chest up against the wall, and then stopped and stared into my eyes and told me they were beautiful, I was kind of taken back so I just said yours too. Nothing big for a few weeks, but then yesterday we were watching a movie together (at night, and it was very dark in the house other than the TV) and she started playing with my hair, and staring into my eyes again...

???

And by the way, I'm 29 and shes 23 almost 24 so were both adults... And so neither one of us is creeping lol
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby King Caesar » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:14 pm

I have a second cousin that's way on the other side of the family tree that is smoking hot. But, I have to remind myself that I live in Ohio, not West Virginia...but I'm damn close.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby bearijuana » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:20 pm

King Caesar wrote:I have a second cousin that's way on the other side of the family tree that is smoking hot. But, I have to remind myself that I live in Ohio, not West Virginia...but I'm damn close.

Lol, I was born in Kentucky, but I don't live there anymore, so I was pretty close too.

So should I confront her on this and see where it leads guys? Or just play it off and keep on acting normal around her?
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Stuckey » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:23 pm

The cousin thing is completely fine in Japan, according to manga anyways. Go for it.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Jomei » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:33 pm

Stuckey wrote:The ______ thing is completely fine in Japan, according to manga anyways. Go for it.


Very dangerous precedent you're setting here.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Shazam14 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:33 pm

SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:
Shazam14 wrote:That was actually my first time actually hanging out with him. Haven't seen him since then.


Awww. I feel like an asshole now.


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Lol Stuck is right.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby bearijuana » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:39 pm

Stuckey wrote:The cousin thing is completely fine in Japan, according to manga anyways. Go for it.

Thanks for the idea, I'll now be sure to make some crazy good hentai out of my experience.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby King Caesar » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:44 pm

bearijuana wrote:
King Caesar wrote:I have a second cousin that's way on the other side of the family tree that is smoking hot. But, I have to remind myself that I live in Ohio, not West Virginia...but I'm damn close.

Lol, I was born in Kentucky, but I don't live there anymore, so I was pretty close too.

So should I confront her on this and see where it leads guys? Or just play it off and keep on acting normal around her?

I'd stay normal, but you can always dream! Hey, maybe one day you'll find out that she was swapped at birth with your real cousin.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Berzerkgodzilla » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:52 pm

bearijuana wrote:
Berzerkgodzilla wrote:My cousin is pretty but I've never been sexual attracted to her. I find it kind of weird

Not even to fantasize while masturbating?


Never

Now girls at school on the other hand...
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby ZillaEra » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:35 pm

Something messed up with the qoutes on this post...
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