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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Wataru » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:10 am

Sniff test.

When you're down there, give a small sniff. If you dont like it, just use your finger.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Living Corpse » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:42 pm

Goji wrote:..I don't know that I'd go as far as to call it a "rather pleasant taste". Let's not kid ourselves here.


It really depends on the girl. Factors such as how clean she keeps herself, what she eats, and what cycle she's in can effect smell and taste.
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Beef Bigshot wrote:I guess its used to make the kaiju look more alien and creepy to the audience. Also its like visual sex to the viewer


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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Goji » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:50 pm

Well, sure, but considering zilla's "expertise" is coming from his experience with one girl, I don't think he's in a position to really know any better.

Chewing mint gum, or any kind of gum for that matter, has always worked for me in the past. I'm not going to pretend like it's something I really enjoying doing..but sometimes, you gotta give a lil' to get a lil', na whadda I mean? ;)
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Yaburu » Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:07 pm

Personally, I really don't like the concept of eating pussy just to get a mouth hug. For one, I think it detracts from the woman's enjoyment of the experience. She knows you're not down there for her, you're down there for yourself. When I'm going down on my wife, she knows I'm not down there in the hopes of getting something in return. I'm down there because I genuinely love doing it and genuinely enjoy giving her pleasure. I think this lets a woman feel more at ease and relax while you're down there.

And as for reciprocation? Do you really think a woman is going to go all out with every trick in the Big Book of Blowjobs if she feels obligated to suck your dick because you went down on her? Probably not. I try not to ask for reciprocation from my wife. Watching her get up and her legs looking like a newborn deers or knocking her ass out for a few hours is reciprocation enough for me. And if I do get a blowjob? Icing on the cake.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Legionmaster » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:04 pm

yaburu wrote:Icing on the cake.

That's not icing... :shock:
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Yaburu » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:07 pm

'Twas a metaphor.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Kubo » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:43 pm

Ok, general question: what's the best make out, sex, or anything you've had? What'd you do? I'm curious (promise I'm not creepin'. That'd be weird)
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Berzerkgodzilla » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:58 pm

Sadly I can say I've never made out, had sex, etc. I'm horrible at talking to women who aren't my friends (And all my female friends are well... not to attractive) so sadly I have gone without so far :(
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby anguirusnut94 » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:33 am

I gave another guy a BJ in the bathroom once. We were friends (still are) and we were horny, so we did something... mutually benefitial.
And that, my friends, is my only full out sex expirience, so I can say no more!
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Kubo » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:31 am

My girlfriend and I got into a tickle fight, which turned into making out, then I started doing the feeling and she gave me a BJ after...ah, good memories.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Berzerkgodzilla » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:21 pm

When I get a girlfriend I guess I'll start a tickle fight with her then :lol:
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Yaburu » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:39 pm

There've been many great sexual experiences for me, but one of the hands-down best came about a month ago. My wife gave me what could, in many ways, be considered the end-all-be-all of blowjobs. It was so good, I literally stopped calling out "Oh God" and praised Allah and the Buddha. Not kidding there at all.

For the final touch, she didn't stop at all when I finished. I was standing on the bed at the end of it, and when she finally did stop, I literally collapsed and fell off the bed into a heap on the floor.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Kubo » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:51 pm

Berzerkgodzilla wrote:When I get a girlfriend I guess I'll start a tickle fight with her then :lol:

It's a good way to get close up. Just don't try to go in while you're tickling. Wait until she's laying on you and then do a brush a wild strand of hair to the side and give her a little peck. If she responds positively, then you my good friend have a make-out session under way. But don't force it. Let it be her choice.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Berzerkgodzilla » Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:02 pm

And that's still when I get a girlfriend... eh but I don't sweat it as much, unlike most dudes I know, who have like obsessions with certain girls to the point it gets creepy ...

It will happen when it happens for me is what I always say ;)
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby bearijuana » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:39 pm

Stay with me on this guys..

Sex with your cousin (she's really hot). Is it really that bad? What do you guys think? Like not planning on having kids or anything, although kids with cousins and their defects have been blown out of porportion. So?

Be serious, no jokes please.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Berzerkgodzilla » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:48 pm

My cousin is pretty but I've never been sexual attracted to her. I find it kind of weird
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby bearijuana » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:53 pm

Berzerkgodzilla wrote:My cousin is pretty but I've never been sexual attracted to her. I find it kind of weird

Not even to fantasize while masturbating?
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Shazam14 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:54 pm

Well, I do remember meeting one of my cousins for the first time without knowing she was my cousin and thinking to myself "I'd tap that ass!" Then my dad introduced her to me as my cousin. Felt like punching myself.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:56 pm

Shazam14 wrote:Well, I do remember meeting one of my cousins for the first time without knowing she was my cousin and thinking to myself "I'd tap that ass!" Then my dad introduced her to me as my cousin. Felt like punching myself.


Wait.

You're a minority. Living in the Bronx. That knows his father.

You're a statistical anomaly!

...God, I'm a dick.


Anyway. Haha, no. I wouldn't. Ever. Maybe I'm programmed by society to think that way...But this ain't no West Virginia.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Shazam14 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:58 pm

That was actually my first time actually hanging out with him. Haven't seen him since then.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:08 pm

Shazam14 wrote:That was actually my first time actually hanging out with him. Haven't seen him since then.


Awww. I feel like an asshole now.
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