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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Kaiju-King42 » Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:25 pm

Figured this would be as good a place as any to say it.

Hey! yaburu has his old booby avatar back!
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby King Caesar » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:03 am

yaburu wrote:I don't much care for 69 that much. For some reason my jaw gets tired very quickly in that position. When she's on her back I'm fine and I can use the tongue as long as she wants (longer if she'd let me, love that downtown dining!)

I don't know if I could ever lick...like, I feel like it would taste absolutely horrible, :o
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Goji » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:55 am

yaburu wrote:The visuals for both cowgirl and doggy are amazing, especially if the woman you're with has the bodily assets to enhance the view.


Oh totally. physical and visual stimulation ftw. :D
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:40 am

My roommate and his girlfriend had fat sex last night.

They were quiet. I like that. I could sleep.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby zilla103192 » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:54 am

King Caesar wrote:
yaburu wrote:I don't much care for 69 that much. For some reason my jaw gets tired very quickly in that position. When she's on her back I'm fine and I can use the tongue as long as she wants (longer if she'd let me, love that downtown dining!)

I don't know if I could ever lick...like, I feel like it would taste absolutely horrible, :o


Not at all. It's actually a rather pleasant taste.

It really depends on how clean the girl keeps herself.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:59 am

zilla103192 wrote:
King Caesar wrote:I don't know if I could ever lick...like, I feel like it would taste absolutely horrible, :o


Not at all. It's actually a rather pleasant taste.

It really depends on how clean the girl keeps herself.



I wonder what that says about your girl, then.

Being a germaphobe makes oral sex a bit of a challenge for me. Hell, it makes kissing a problem too.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby yaburu » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:10 am

King Caesar wrote:
yaburu wrote:I don't much care for 69 that much. For some reason my jaw gets tired very quickly in that position. When she's on her back I'm fine and I can use the tongue as long as she wants (longer if she'd let me, love that downtown dining!)

I don't know if I could ever lick...like, I feel like it would taste absolutely horrible, :o

If you catch her right out of the shower, it starts out just fine, then tastes wonderful once she gets wet.

But I personally will go down even without a shower. The taste is pretty sour at first, but my saliva quickly neutralizes it and it's fine after that. But yeah, once she gets aroused and her natural wetness comes out....it's glorious.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Goji » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:55 am

..I don't know that I'd go as far as to call it a "rather pleasant taste". Let's not kid ourselves here.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby King Caesar » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:00 am

@ Yabs: I don't know, I'm kind of a picky eater :P Eh, I'll probably end up trying eventually.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby wataru » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:10 am

Sniff test.

When you're down there, give a small sniff. If you dont like it, just use your finger.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Living Corpse » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:42 pm

Goji wrote:..I don't know that I'd go as far as to call it a "rather pleasant taste". Let's not kid ourselves here.


It really depends on the girl. Factors such as how clean she keeps herself, what she eats, and what cycle she's in can effect smell and taste.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Goji » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:50 pm

Well, sure, but considering zilla's "expertise" is coming from his experience with one girl, I don't think he's in a position to really know any better.

Chewing mint gum, or any kind of gum for that matter, has always worked for me in the past. I'm not going to pretend like it's something I really enjoying doing..but sometimes, you gotta give a lil' to get a lil', na whadda I mean? ;)
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby yaburu » Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:07 pm

Personally, I really don't like the concept of eating pussy just to get a mouth hug. For one, I think it detracts from the woman's enjoyment of the experience. She knows you're not down there for her, you're down there for yourself. When I'm going down on my wife, she knows I'm not down there in the hopes of getting something in return. I'm down there because I genuinely love doing it and genuinely enjoy giving her pleasure. I think this lets a woman feel more at ease and relax while you're down there.

And as for reciprocation? Do you really think a woman is going to go all out with every trick in the Big Book of Blowjobs if she feels obligated to suck your dick because you went down on her? Probably not. I try not to ask for reciprocation from my wife. Watching her get up and her legs looking like a newborn deers or knocking her ass out for a few hours is reciprocation enough for me. And if I do get a blowjob? Icing on the cake.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Legionmaster » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:04 pm

yaburu wrote:Icing on the cake.

That's not icing... :shock:
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby yaburu » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:07 pm

'Twas a metaphor.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby King Caesar » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:43 pm

Ok, general question: what's the best make out, sex, or anything you've had? What'd you do? I'm curious (promise I'm not creepin'. That'd be weird)
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Berzerkgodzilla » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:58 pm

Sadly I can say I've never made out, had sex, etc. I'm horrible at talking to women who aren't my friends (And all my female friends are well... not to attractive) so sadly I have gone without so far :(
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby anguirusnut94 » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:33 am

I gave another guy a BJ in the bathroom once. We were friends (still are) and we were horny, so we did something... mutually benefitial.
And that, my friends, is my only full out sex expirience, so I can say no more!
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby King Caesar » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:31 am

My girlfriend and I got into a tickle fight, which turned into making out, then I started doing the feeling and she gave me a BJ after...ah, good memories.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Berzerkgodzilla » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:21 pm

When I get a girlfriend I guess I'll start a tickle fight with her then :lol:
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