Fairy Mothra wrote:I got to work and went to park in my usual spot, and there were some seagulls in the spot next to it, but they hang out there all the time and fly away when you pull in, so I went to park. Then some crazy lady who had been in the car like two spaces over jumps out and starts accusing me of trying to murder the seagulls, because I guess she had been feeding them or whatever. She said I had to be trying to run them over because there were a ton of spots in the front of the lot, so why would I park in the back? So I told her I work there and employees have to park in the back, and she just kind of looked at me.
And then I was late for work. The end.
Reminds me of when I was a kid there were ducks by this pond and I would walk up to them cause I wanted to see them and they'd run away from me and some lady screamed at me to stop scaring the ducks...I was like 6-7...