What ruined your day?

[HikizuruBeat]

I got to work and went to park in my usual spot, and there were some seagulls in the spot next to it, but they hang out there all the time and fly away when you pull in, so I went to park. Then some crazy lady who had been in the car like two spaces over jumps out and starts accusing me of trying to murder the seagulls, because I guess she had been feeding them or whatever. She said I had to be trying to run them over because there were a ton of spots in the front of the lot, so why would I park in the back? So I told her I work there and employees have to park in the back, and she just kind of looked at me.

And then I was late for work. The end.

Crazy @_@

Reminds me of when I was a kid there were ducks by this pond and I would walk up to them cause I wanted to see them and they'd run away from me and some lady screamed at me to stop scaring the ducks...I was like 6-7...

[gvamp]

I was having a great night with my friends Joel and Josh, we went to the gym and worked out, then we went to the bar to hang out and my friend Joel got really drunk and started calling out our friend Josh for being gay it was really one of those ackward moments that you're like WTF?

[Tim85]

Yabs, I really don't know what to say. Hearing something like that sucks. The only thing I can say is I'm sorry to hear about something like that and I hope everything works out for the best.

[Hellspawn28]

I have to work on Sunday and Sunday is my Cousin's birthday. I really don't want to let him down but I really need money at the moment since I'm broke.

[Godzilla 2000]

I was having a great night with my friends Joel and Josh, we went to the gym and worked out, then we went to the bar to hang out and my friend Joel got really drunk and started calling out our friend Josh for being gay it was really one of those ackward moments that you're like WTF?

Something like that happened to me recently, just without the excuse of alcohol.

One of my friends in our group suddenly decided that he wants nothing to do with "assholes" like us, because he was better off in the first place.

He's been my friend for YEARS, and I honestly dont know what's gotten into him. I can understand if he's going through some personal trouble, but I dont know what to make of it right now, and I dont know what to do.



So you could say that ruined my day, by about A LOT.

[yaburu]

I had the misfortune of accidentally seeing my wife's mom in the bathroom.

Not even a picture of a pantsless female Godzilla fan could revive the big guy at this point.

[Captain Aktion]

^Christ, that's like getting head and having your Grandmother walk in...

True story. It was years ago, but man...scarring.

[HayesAJones]

Cue flood of members recalling sexually scarring moments.

[GreenAiden555]

My English professor graded a previous paper of mine and gave it a C+, because I was using "circular logic" and "added words that aren't needed."


If I could drop that class, I would in a heartbeat.

[PopInPicsPresents]

Cue flood of members recalling sexually scarring moments.

Tempting..

[wataru]

Cue flood of members recalling sexually scarring moments.

There was this one time I walked in on my ex's best friend Bri getting it on with a super skinny white dude who had a hard-on for anything Triple H. And this dude, who INSISTED everyone call him Hunter, was there with a friend of mine named Becky, but ditched her to bang Bri. It was like a shaved squirrel monkey on cocaine banging a baeched sperm whale with a Yager buzz.

I was blind for 20 minutes.

[Tyler]

Forgot to write this really important essay. I don't think Mardi Gras is a reasonable excuse either.

[SpanishBulldog63]

there was one time me and one of my ex's were goin at it.it was all good till she squirted all over the wall...it was like old faithful and mt vesuvius had a kid

[PopInPicsPresents]

Cue flood of members recalling sexually scarring moments.

There was this one time I walked in on my ex's best friend Bri getting it on with a super skinny white dude who had a hard-on for anything Triple H. And this dude, who INSISTED everyone call him Hunter, was there with a friend of mine named Becky, but ditched her to bang Bri. It was like a shaved squirrel monkey on cocaine banging a baeched sperm whale with a Yager buzz.

I was blind for 20 minutes.

...I can't stop laughing at the bolded part OMFG

[SpanishBulldog63]

Cue flood of members recalling sexually scarring moments.

There was this one time I walked in on my ex's best friend Bri getting it on with a super skinny white dude who had a hard-on for anything Triple H. And this dude, who INSISTED everyone call him Hunter, was there with a friend of mine named Becky, but ditched her to bang Bri. It was like a shaved squirrel monkey on cocaine banging a baeched sperm whale with a Yager buzz.

I was blind for 20 minutes.

...I can't stop laughing at the bolded part OMFG

haha i made the mistake of drinking while reading this

[gvamp]

skreeonk car's alternator went out that's going to cost money I don't have.

[Shadow]

there was one time me and one of my ex's were goin at it.it was all good till she squirted all over the wall...it was like old faithful and mt vesuvius had a kid

I... don't know what to say about... that.
Dammit where's that brain bleach when you need it?

[CookieMonster]

...I was like 6-7...

6 foot 7. And about tree fiddy!

[SpanishBulldog63]

there was one time me and one of my ex's were goin at it.it was all good till she squirted all over the wall...it was like old faithful and mt vesuvius had a kid

I... don't know what to say about... that.
Dammit where's that brain bleach when you need it?

allllll oouuuuuuut

[kaiju_wars]

My only pair of headphones went out...

And I have no money to buy more...