Piranha (1972)- No, this isn't the Roger Corman ones, or the 2010 version. This one came before any of those. I've seen pretty much every piranha monster movie there is, but then I saw this on Amazon.com as "Piranha, Piranha". I wasn't sure if I should get it or not but faith eventually brought it to me in a little cheap monster pack. There is about 3 seconds on Piranha in it which doesn't show up until the last 20 mins of the film. The plot it slow and goes no where until the last 20 mins. Basically, if you want to see this movie, skip to the end. The rest of the film is just a motorcycle race, scenes of people digging, animals being shot, and some pretty footage of the Amazon.
Boa vs Python- Standard Sci-Fi channel plot and effects, with boring characters and pointless nude scenes. This is the first time I've seen it all the way though, as I've seen clips of it before on tv. I was pretty much disappointed with it, but what else can you expect from these kinds of tv films.
I Bury the Living- Wasn't what I was expecting, which is good cause it was better than that. The plot was basic and dragged throughout the whole film, but it was still decent. It could of had a better, more horror-ish, ending though, like that guy in Paris could have died, leaving them to wonder if there really is something to that map on the wall.
"Well, I've got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now; Jack and Shit. And Jack left town."