The Dreams thread

[gvamp]

I had a dream the other night that Netflix started renting out video games, it was kind of weird that I dreamt that. If it ever comes true I'll stick with Gamefly because so far I'm enjoying the service.

[NSZ]

I think there is something seriously wrong with my head.

I dreamt I was a skreeonk teacher of all things (a gym teacher, but still a teacher). I was working at high school with my buddy, Joe, who was the school's shop teacher, and this school was apparently so awful that its Saturday Detentions were filled with a good chunk of the student body. I ain't skreeonk kidding, you could fill a cafeteria with the amount of students that were there. And right now this might sound like I'm just dreaming about being a teacher at a rather shitty school, but get this:

Apparently the principal had enough of it, cause he ended up summoning something the night before. Anyway, this thing ended up jamming all the exits and began killing students and staff alike... I still remember entering the classroom Joe was assigned to... windows shattered, desks broken and scattered all over... blood everywhere... And I think all of that blood was just Joe's...

I remember finally confronting the principal, and somehow managed to convince him that the only way those of us that remained would be getting out of the school alive would be for him to shock the thing. And so he ended up relieving the thing of what it was summoned to do. That caught it off guard all right. The doors were almost immediately unjammed, and everyone began to run for it. But it didn't stay shocked for long. It started coming after us. I remember heads and bodies exploding, this thing killing all it could catch.

The last thing I distinctly remember before waking up... was me running towards town...

At least I finally know why I was running...

[kaiju_wars]

I had a dream where I found out what my great-grandfather did during WWII (he never liked to talk about it)

He was a freakin Marine Raider. One of the one's that the beginning of World at War is inspired of. Except he didin't die with the rest of the Raiders, he lived. Escaped. Then Killed. So he was on this small Japanese island, and he was like a freakin ninja. Coming up behind, slitting throats, rarely used a gun, till the Marine rescue party got there. One point, in the dream, he was surrounded by 100 Japanese soilders, and with only a grenade and a Colt 1911, he survived. He killed one, took his rifle, turned it around, fired it, empty, hit another with the butt, threw it at another, threw the grenade into a mass of soilders, grabbed his pistol, fired it's magazine empty, pistol whipped another, grabbed another rifle, and held them off. I was like, DAMN!!

Then I woke up when the rescue party got there.


Sadly to this day, I have no idea what my great-grandfather did in WWII, all I know is he was in the Navy, and he fought in the war.

[HayesAJones]

I dreamed that Jack Spicer, Cassius, and I sung an elaborate opera to Brutus the teddy bear to convince him that Crow and Tom Servo got too much attention from the Roman emperor and that he should take over.

... yeah, I'm twisted, but the song was actually pretty catchy.

[Gyaos]

Had a dream last night that i was sent to mars to seek the whereabouts of a water transport that was lost on the planet's surface. My team consisted of my friend Matt, my 4 year old nephew, and some red head kid who I didnt even know. So we wventually arrive on mars on a bullet-shaped shuttle and the only equipment we had on where gas masks (Apparently space suits where no longer practical). So we find the ship in complete ruins on the other side of a ledge and all the water it was carrying appears to have been lost in the crash. So we head inside via a massive hole in the hull and begin investigating for a possible explanation for the crash. Inside we find the mutilated corpses of the crewmen tucked away in a corner with flies (?) eating away at them. So naturally we begin to freak out except for the red headed guy. Unfortunatly (or fortunatly, depending on how you look at it) we never find out what exactly caused the ship to crash or what killed the crewmen, as we promptly fled the craft and returned to earth.

[kikomia]

Had a dream last night that i was sent to mars to seek the whereabouts of a water transport that was lost on the planet's surface. My team consisted of my friend Matt, my 4 year old nephew, and some red head kid who I didnt even know. So we wventually arrive on mars on a bullet-shaped shuttle and the only equipment we had on where gas masks (Apparently space suits where no longer practical). So we find the ship in complete ruins on the other side of a ledge and all the water it was carrying appears to have been lost in the crash. So we head inside via a massive hole in the hull and begin investigating for a possible explanation for the crash. Inside we find the mutilated corpses of the crewmen tucked away in a corner with flies (?) eating away at them. So naturally we begin to freak out except for the red headed guy. Unfortunatly (or fortunatly, depending on how you look at it) we never find out what exactly caused the ship to crash or what killed the crewmen, as we promptly fled the craft and returned to earth.

Well what did cause the ship to crash?

[Gyaos]

Had a dream last night that i was sent to mars to seek the whereabouts of a water transport that was lost on the planet's surface. My team consisted of my friend Matt, my 4 year old nephew, and some red head kid who I didnt even know. So we wventually arrive on mars on a bullet-shaped shuttle and the only equipment we had on where gas masks (Apparently space suits where no longer practical). So we find the ship in complete ruins on the other side of a ledge and all the water it was carrying appears to have been lost in the crash. So we head inside via a massive hole in the hull and begin investigating for a possible explanation for the crash. Inside we find the mutilated corpses of the crewmen tucked away in a corner with flies (?) eating away at them. So naturally we begin to freak out except for the red headed guy. Unfortunatly (or fortunatly, depending on how you look at it) we never find out what exactly caused the ship to crash or what killed the crewmen, as we promptly fled the craft and returned to earth.

Well what did cause the ship to crash?

I dunno, Interesting dream none the less. *Tempted to make some kind of story out of this*

[gvamp]

I had two weird dreams last night

The first was my family was vacationing in the Mediterranian<sp> and I caught a Sea Bass like fish on a little crappy pole. I have no idea why I dreamt that but I did.

The second dream was I was trying to play a code from the Taco Bell PS Vita promotion and I kept on messing it up for some reaon. This I probably dreamt because I REALLY want to win a PS Vita from TB so I don't have to pay for one.

[King Caesar]

I had a dream last night where my girlfriend and I met president Taft (except it looked like president Garfield). It was in a kitchen somewhere...I don't know, but it was weird.

[anguirusnut94]

My friends and other schoolmates and my girlfriend and I all went on a field trip and got sent back to the civil war. we inticed a slave rebellion and stopped aging, so us and the slaves hid in a bunker for twenty years for things to cool off and when we came out i was like "Alright, freedom, baby! I'm taking off my clothes!" and I stripped to my undies and ran around going "W00t, I'm in mah undehz!" until my girlfriend yelled at me "For God's sake Drew, put some skreeonk pants on!" And I said "But I LIKE being naked!" and she said "I SAID PUT SOME PANTS ON WOMAN!" And I lit my pants on fire so she cut my underware off and made me act like a dog until we got back to the future. I liked that dream, I did...

[Tyler]

I was in a nice hotel with my family, then Mel Gibson arrived and started heckling us. He began chasing me until the environment become like a side-scrolling arcade game and we fought in this lava world.

[DeadpoolsbetterThanU]

I was in a nice hotel with my family, then Mel Gibson arrived and started heckling us. He began chasing me until the environment become like a side-scrolling arcade game and we fought in this lava world.

I keep having dreams that I forget, but they're usually, from what I piece together, something like at alt reality.
I think I had a dream about Jack Nicholson last night. I think he was Joker and I was a minion of his that he liked.

[Shadow]

I had a dream that the girl which I have a crush on was with another guy, I jumped out of that dream simply because I couldn't accept it. She gives my llife meaning and she's simply some one I can't live with out, I just wish she knew how I feel about her.

[ZillaMaster91]

I always seem to have dreams about finding that one woman who I would spend the rest of my life with. Every time I wake up from one of those, I always feel sad because it's not real. At times I do wish I lived in a fantasy world.

....There was one time I had a dream where I was a Transformer. That was cool too.

[Gyaos]

I had one this afternoon that I was in some sort of retro-futuristic Tokyo as the SDF prepaired to mobilize against Godzilla (who looked alot like his 1984 incarnation). It turns out the professor guy from Return of Godzilla is evil and kidnaps the one chick from the same movie and takes her to an industrial section of the city with Godzilla (and myself) close behind. So eventually me and those other two guys (from the same film) track him down to the top of this fuel tank where he explains his evil motives and activates a Super-X lookalike which is actually a giant mech. Godzilla arrives and does battle with the mech and makes quick work of it.

It turns out that this entire thing was a movie me and some friends where watching and that we complained that it missed the part with the Simeons or something. Then I go to some sort of college where a new Godzilla game is being tested. I play the game and it sucks in every aspect. Mechagodzilla Heisei has the lower torso of a tank and has no offensive capabilities. Kiryu has no back plates and could only spam his maser cannon. Godzilla 90s wasnt even Godzilla 90s. He had the body of Heisei Godzilla but the dorsal spines of Godzilla 2000. I eventually leave and go to my house.


I then go on to play Fallout 3 or New Vegas (Honestly the game looked like a hybrid of both. There was wasteland like in FO3 and desert like NV). So Im messing around in the ruins of a train yard which was built right next to a steel mill which is also in ruins. I then discover some kind of glitch that allows me to jump abnormally high. I decide to test this out by trolling a pack of Deathclaws by jumping over them so they couldnt attack me. Eventually I kill all the deathclaws and wander off. I return some time later and try to mess with the deathclaws again only to realize that they had learned the hax jump too. Terrified I attempted to flee and eventually get cornered in a canyon where i pull out my laser rifle and fire at them only to have the entire pack of airborn deathclaws land on me and presumably tear me to shreds.

If this ever hapened to me in-game, I'd scream.

[Hellspawn28]

I always seem to have dreams about finding that one woman who I would spend the rest of my life with. Every time I wake up from one of those, I always feel sad because it's not real. At times I do wish I lived in a fantasy world.
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That has happen to me before in the past several times before. Last night, I had a dream that I date some mermaid and I had no idea that she was a mermaid until she told me myself. I agree to become a mermaid and we could live under water then I woke up before anything happen.

[kikomia]

I had two dreams.

One is that a screamer appeared everytime i got to Youtube and it understanded what ever i said. Because i'm quite a dream controller i tried screaming back at him, but his screams were getting louder and louder...and i woke up. I got a glass of water and laid back again,

The other one was that the world was full of zombies, but strangely i didn't see any zombies. I looked like Freaky Fred, talked with Katz's voice and i could do the kamehameha thing from Dragonball. Twas awesome, altough it didn't have zombies.

[GodzillavsJason]

I had a dream where me, Commander Shepard and Tali'Zorah were all sitting at this table talking about tech stuff. Then all of the sudden Arnold Schwarzenegger comes out of no where and yelles out "GET TO THA CHOPPA NOW!" and then he runs off. So for some reason i begin to get large sticks and began to charve each one into the letters that are in Choppa. Then this janitor walks in and says to me "Dude your math teacher is going to be pissed off at you for carving all the letters that says POOPA." Then i say "What are you talking about, I'm carving the letters for choppa." Then i look down at the letters and it says POOPA. Then the janitor says "Dude your Math teacher is going to kick your ass." Then i woke up, so yeah really weird dream.

[RedZillaKing]

The other one was that the world was full of zombies, but strangely i didn't see any zombies.

Isn't that so often the case? Something is implied and generally accepted in a dream while not actually present. BTW, kikomia, your avatar is the stuff of nightmares. That is one naaaaaauuuuggghhhtttyyy pony.

[SpanishBulldog63]

I had a dream where the godzilla kaiju were my size and capable of speech so to celebrate the find...we recreated our version of The Hangover.details are a bit fuzzy but i remember Biollante got drunk and after meeting a few visiting schoolgirls girls...you can kinda piece together what happened,id rather not remember.