
Ultraman Goji grabbed his forum famous necktie and tied it tightly around his neck. After making sure it was tighter than the Internet and memes, he picked up a video tape labeled 'EPICNESS' as well as a crudely drawn map of sorts and waltzed into the living room.
"Hello fellow residents of Toho Kingdom, how are you today?" Goji asked in the most non threatening way.
He ducked forward as a bullet from Kristijan's .50 cal screamed toward him and hit the wall behind him.
"Ok, so ya figured out there's no cruise..."
"Or girls." C.C. added.
Goji mouthed the words 'Thank You' and preceded with his sentence.
"But if I told you the real reason I called you all here, I'm afraid none of you would show."
"What are you talking about?" Dynomy asked.
"The truth my friends, is on this tape." Goji held up the tape.
"What's on this tape is better than a cruise. This tape holds the secret to all of our hopes and dreams!"
Godzillatheultimate wrote:Lincoln is gonna emancipate your balls from your body.

Dynomy84 wrote:*after reading prologue* AHA!! I FOUND A TGWTG REFERENCE!!
King Caesar wrote:Why you give us just a snip-it?! That's bullshit! I feel like this image displays my feelings!
Godzillatheultimate wrote:Lincoln is gonna emancipate your balls from your body.
SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:wataru wrote:It's not huge and it's white.
LIKE YO DICK!

kikomia wrote:My bullets don't miss...they hit something else.

GodzillavsJason wrote:kikomia wrote:My bullets don't miss...they hit something else.
they hit the air.
Godzillatheultimate wrote:Lincoln is gonna emancipate your balls from your body.
UltramanGoji wrote:GodzillavsJason wrote:kikomia wrote:My bullets don't miss...they hit something else.
they hit the air.
Actually, they hit the wall.

GodzillavsJason wrote:*Pulls out gun* Sig it or i will shoot you and the air again
SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:wataru wrote:It's not huge and it's white.
LIKE YO DICK!


GotengoXGodzilla wrote: It could be said that kaiju regeneration is like human dodging, basically.
GotengoXGodzilla wrote:That's not Mothra, that's an ugly goddamn demon!

Flygon King wrote:Sorry KC, but the only chicks around are either overpowered entities capable of wiping out entire civilizations, or old hags. Pick your poison.![]()
And as for the new chapter, Benevolent is good... Manevolent is evil...

SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:wataru wrote:It's not huge and it's white.
LIKE YO DICK!

kikomia wrote:Actually i want to go to Mongolia...i might meet Velociraptors.
Flygon King wrote:And as for the new chapter, Benevolent is good... Manevolent is evil...
Godzillatheultimate wrote:Lincoln is gonna emancipate your balls from your body.
Godzillatheultimate wrote:Lincoln is gonna emancipate your balls from your body.
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