Mini-Godzilla wrote:Hardcore human sex scenes intercut with monster brawls, all presented as a surrealistic experimental film.
Like the Hedorah movie, but weirder and more adult-oriented.
You forgot the fishmasks, make everyone wear them
Mini-Godzilla wrote:Hardcore human sex scenes intercut with monster brawls, all presented as a surrealistic experimental film.
Like the Hedorah movie, but weirder and more adult-oriented.


JAGzilla wrote:I agree that the JSDF needs to win more often, or at least do more damage. I've always been annoyed that their weapons are so ineffective against even the weaker monsters. Mothra larvae, for example. I don't care if they are goddesses or whatever, baby worms shouldn't be shrugging off all the hundreds of missiles, tank rounds, etc. that get thrown at them.
UltramanGoji wrote:Brody wrote:Let's say I've been a part of the kaiju community before most of you were allowed on the computer, ask some of the veteran members of kaijuphile who Deoson is.
Ask all of us if we give a shit.
Mini-Godzilla wrote:Hardcore human sex scenes intercut with monster brawls, all presented as a surrealistic experimental film.
Like the Hedorah movie, but weirder and more adult-oriented.
Varan Bon Ziller wrote:I like sundaes, but I'd be pretty *@!##)* if Godzilla was made into a giant tub of ice cream.
Rody wrote:Mini-Godzilla wrote:Hardcore human sex scenes intercut with monster brawls, all presented as a surrealistic experimental film.
Like the Hedorah movie, but weirder and more adult-oriented.
Please, please tell me you're joking.

Kaiju-King42 wrote:JAGzilla wrote:I agree that the JSDF needs to win more often, or at least do more damage. I've always been annoyed that their weapons are so ineffective against even the weaker monsters. Mothra larvae, for example. I don't care if they are goddesses or whatever, baby worms shouldn't be shrugging off all the hundreds of missiles, tank rounds, etc. that get thrown at them.
How is this a bad thing? Kaiju are supposed to be nigh indestructible. Thats like saying you don't want Superman to be shrugging off tank rounds.

Varan Bon Ziller wrote:....What ever happened to the innocence of monster banging others brains out...

TokyoVigilante wrote:Godzilla isn't invincible, though. There's plenty of real world weaponry that you could use to create a wonderful defensive measure.
Look at Mothra vs. Godzilla. One of my favorite parts is when the Airforce drops a load of napalm and it explodes in Godzilla's face and catches his head on fire. He promptly hauls ass in the opposite direction.
JKN wrote:Please tell me your joking you didn't get the sarcasm
Varan Bon Ziller wrote:I like sundaes, but I'd be pretty *@!##)* if Godzilla was made into a giant tub of ice cream.
Varan Bon Ziller wrote:....What ever happened to the innocence of monster banging others brains out...

Rody wrote:Well, technically, that was an accident in filming, wasn't it?
TokyoVigilante wrote:Godzilla isn't invincible, though. There's plenty of real world weaponry that you could use to create a wonderful defensive measure.
Look at Mothra vs. Godzilla. One of my favorite parts is when the Airforce drops a load of napalm and it explodes in Godzilla's face and catches his head on fire. He promptly hauls ass in the opposite direction.
I think ultimately, that's what you need to keep the monsters invincible and the military action not pointless; create reasonable balanced goals. The military doesn't need to kill Godzilla, but if they can hold him off while Hospital/Buses with Pregnant Nuns/Magic statue/etc. is evacuated from a certain area, or they can herd him towards a canyon or something like that. There's a lot of tension and narrative potential in scenarios like that.

JAGzilla wrote:Yeah, it stung for a few seconds. Then he shrugged it off and kept going like nothing happened. At the same time, he was putting up with tank fire and ungodly amounts of electricity. Shortly after he'd been poisoned by Mothra. And none of it did more than slow him down. And that wasn't even the worst beating he took in the Showa series, let alone some of the stuff he went through in the Heisei or Millenium movies.
TokyoVigilante wrote:But it doesn't need to kill him or even nearly kill him; the SDF with nothing more then jellied gasoline and some airplanes was able to stop the unstoppable force and make him change direction. It put them in control and he went where they wanted him to go. That's all a reasonable anti-Godzilla tactic can expect as an outcome.

UltramanGoji wrote:Brody wrote:Let's say I've been a part of the kaiju community before most of you were allowed on the computer, ask some of the veteran members of kaijuphile who Deoson is.
Ask all of us if we give a shit.
Kaiju-King42 wrote:I guess this just depends on your preferences. I like kaiju when they are nigh indestructible. It helps their force of nature symbolism. Man cannot kill a hurricane, or a tornado or earthquake. Kaiju are the same, not animals in the true sense, but something much more. Creatures that in many cases, were created by man's foolishness. And now man must pay the price.

Legion1979 wrote:Kaiju-King42 wrote:I guess this just depends on your preferences. I like kaiju when they are nigh indestructible. It helps their force of nature symbolism. Man cannot kill a hurricane, or a tornado or earthquake. Kaiju are the same, not animals in the true sense, but something much more. Creatures that in many cases, were created by man's foolishness. And now man must pay the price.
There's no tension when a monster is indestructible. You should be able to think that the monsters COULD be hurt by certain things, otherwise it's all way too one sided.
UltramanGoji wrote:Brody wrote:Let's say I've been a part of the kaiju community before most of you were allowed on the computer, ask some of the veteran members of kaijuphile who Deoson is.
Ask all of us if we give a shit.
Kaiju-King42 wrote:Legion1979 wrote:Kaiju-King42 wrote:I guess this just depends on your preferences. I like kaiju when they are nigh indestructible. It helps their force of nature symbolism. Man cannot kill a hurricane, or a tornado or earthquake. Kaiju are the same, not animals in the true sense, but something much more. Creatures that in many cases, were created by man's foolishness. And now man must pay the price.
There's no tension when a monster is indestructible. You should be able to think that the monsters COULD be hurt by certain things, otherwise it's all way too one sided.
Which is where the giant robots, super weapons, and enemy kaiju come into play.
But like I said, it depend on your preferences.
Dave wrote:I will skreeonk hop on a plane, come to your home, log into my account through your computer, and warn you right thar in front of you while I cockslap the shit out of you. Then I'll make myself a sandwich while you huddle in a corner sobbing to yourself.

UltramanGoji wrote:Brody wrote:Let's say I've been a part of the kaiju community before most of you were allowed on the computer, ask some of the veteran members of kaijuphile who Deoson is.
Ask all of us if we give a shit.
Kaiju-King42 wrote:I meant against normal human weapons.
Dave wrote:I will skreeonk hop on a plane, come to your home, log into my account through your computer, and warn you right thar in front of you while I cockslap the shit out of you. Then I'll make myself a sandwich while you huddle in a corner sobbing to yourself.

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