Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

[Shadow]

He's death was so violent they had to cut out the rape for the sake of the kids going to see the movie.

But you can't just forget it! We all saw what they did to him dammit! The kids deserve to know what happened to our sweet Ghidorah. *Cries out of control*

[Gyaos]

Ghidorah deserved every bit of the ass-fuck the earth monsters gave him *trollface*

[Living Corpse]

Ghidorah deserved every bit of the ass-fuck the earth monsters gave him *trollface*

He raped Anguirus mere moments before his death so the damage was already done and while Ghidorah is dead Anguirus has to live with it.








































Problem?

[Tyler]

You people make me sick but I can't help but wonder if Ghidorah has multiple rectums or not.

[King Caesar]

You people make me sick but I can't help but wonder if Ghidorah has multiple rectums or not.

Let's see...three heads. Either he has three or the one he has is three times the size of a normal dragon rectum.

[Gyaos]

Why are we talking about dragon rectums?

[Living Corpse]

Why are we talking about dragon rectums?

Yeah it makes no sense considering King Ghidorah is not a dragon but a space monster who just happens to look like a dragon.

[Kaiju-King42]

Why are we talking about dragon rectums?

Because dragon rectums, my friend, are the meaning of life. They are the reason for our very existence, our guide through the journey of life. Without dragon rectums, our existence has no purpose.

[Shadow]

Why are we talking about dragon rectums?

Yeah it makes no sense considering King Ghidorah is not a dragon but a space monster who just happens to look like a dragon.

What a twist! *Troll face*
@Kaiju-King42:

[Goji]

No but heat does. There's nothing the ol' shit pile can do to escape so even a moderate amount of heat will do.

Again, you're making no sense.

Godzilla's ray emits highly concentrated heat....which does nothing to Hedorah.

Seriously, when was the last time you even watched the film?

[RedZillaKing]

Godzilla's beam only hits a relatively small area. Keizer's beams are hot and cover the kaiju's entire body. They're also inescapable. Keizer Ghidorah will dry Hedorah out, just like the electrodes did.

Seriously, why can't you understand?

[Goji]

Simmer down guy. We're talking about rubber monsters. All of this shit are just fan theories to begin with.

Honestly It all comes down to what the script calls for. Between Godzilla throwing Kumonga into the horizon like some kind of DBZ character, and Hedorah being "destroyed" by being pushed into a building, I wouldn't be referencing anything in FINAL WARS as proof of how things would play out between any of these characters.

[RedZillaKing]

Why exactly do I need to "simmer down"?

In FW, Hedorah was destroyed by Goji's explosive beam. As were Ebirah, the small building and the large building. Being pushed had nothing to do with it.

Of course, Hedorah's existence is due to him appearing in a film where Godzilla uses his beam as a form of jet propulsion so I'm not sure... Maybe we should disregard him as well? There are ridiculous things in most Godzilla movies.

[Destroyer]

Final Wars should of course be counted, outrageous things or not.

[Goji]

:? Why exactly do I need to "simmer down"?

You seemed to imply that I don't 'know' what I'm talking about, when all we're discussing is a bunch of theoretical stuff relating to fictional monsters. I "understand" just fine.

In FW, Hedorah was destroyed by Goji's explosive beam. As were Ebirah, the small building and the large building. Being pushed had nothing to do with it.

The original Hedorah could have never been dispatched in such a way...unless (like in GFW), the script called for it.

I've watched FINAL WARS in it's entirely like, twice ever. I forgot that FinalGoji's beam is "explosive", so that's my bad. The way the scene plays out is still silly, and comedic to the point where it makes FINAL WARS seem like a parody of the genre, and that's lame.

Of course, Hedorah's existence is due to him appearing in a film where Godzilla uses his beam as a form of jet propulsion so I'm not sure... Maybe we should disregard him as well? There are ridiculous things in most Godzilla movies.

Hedorah's "existence" has nothing to do with Godzilla flying. No correlation there. Awkwardly worded sentence is awkward.

Final Wars should of course be counted, outrageous things or not.

Yeah. I mean, it's sort of like a 70's Godzilla film, albeit far less enjoyable, and overlong. The outlandish things that Godzilla is capable of in GFW is reminiscent of the stuff seen in the 70's, Zone Fighter included.

[Living Corpse]

The original Hedorah could have never been dispatched in such a way...unless (like in GFW), the script called for it.

That pissed me off so much.

I remember even Hedorah haters complained that a monster that was so hard to kill in his Showa film should not have been treated like canon folder when GFW came out.

[RedZillaKing]

You seemed to imply that I don't 'know' what I'm talking about, when all we're discussing is a bunch of theoretical stuff relating to fictional monsters. I "understand" just fine.

Funny you just did that same thing earlier on when you asked when the last time I saw the film was.

The original Hedorah could have never been dispatched in such a way...unless (like in GFW), the script called for it.

Possibly... Perhaps GFW Goji's beam is just that powerful and hot. It was continuous, so maybe it just destroyed him utterly.

I've watched FINAL WARS in it's entirely like, twice ever. I forgot that FinalGoji's beam is "explosive", so that's my bad. The way the scene plays out is still silly, and comedic to the point where it makes FINAL WARS seem like a parody of the genre, and that's lame..

Final Wars sucks. I wish I'd only seen it twice.

Hedorah's "existence" has nothing to do with Godzilla flying. No correlation there. Awkwardly worded sentence is awkward.

False. It has everything to do with his existence... Since it happened in his debut film. Just like Megalon owes his existence to the same film where Goji slides on his tail. Awkwardly worded or not, you should've understood what I was getting at.

[Destroyer]

I've seen Final Wars six times, and can't stop enjoying it. Anyways, it did seem that they really didn't like Hedorah, the biggest chump of the film.

[Living Corpse]

I've seen Final Wars six times, and can't stop enjoying it. Anyways, it did seem that they really didn't like Hedorah, the biggest chump of the film.

I wouldn't even do that to Megalon. Even when I hated him I still recognized him as one of Godzilla's tougher foes.

[RedZillaKing]

^^It was probably due to a lack of research on Kitamura's part. I heard he was overheard on the set saying "The gray crinkly guy who spits the blue lasers is Godziller, right?" near the end of shooting.