

tymon wrote:Man, it really makes me laugh when I remember that all this drama is centered around a fictional, giant atomic monster. Damn you, Godzilla!

Godzillaprime05 wrote:He should make a cameo as a pirate @ a fair.

Chris55 wrote:Godzillaprime05 wrote:He should make a cameo as a pirate @ a fair.
There's CLEARLY a story here! I'll start the first part of it and everyone else picks up where the last person leaves off! This thread has run its course so let's have some fun at the end for a change.
EXT.COUNTY FAIR-DAY
Dr. Serizawa (mid 30s) is in his booth with a HUGE picture of Godzilla looming in the back. His right eye is covered by a black eye patch. A parrot grasps his shoulder, trying to maintain its balance as it squawks noisily. A crowd has gathered. Kenny, (11, black hair and pudgy) is clearly oblivious to Dr. Serizawa's exuberant posturing.
Dr. Serizawa
(points angrily at the picture)
ARR! That be Godzilla! He stole me wife and took my eye!
Kenny
(while eating his ice cream)
How?
Dr. Serizawa
(waves his arms frantically)
ARR! Drove a convertible he did! Snatched her away from me!
Kenny
(still eating his ice cream)
How'd he take your eye?
Dr. Serizawa leans in close to Kenny's face. His eyes narrow and he grimaces. Kenny is still VERY interested in his ice cream
Dr. Serizawa
ARR! I was going to eat my pop-top can of peaches and he distracted me. The lid hit me in the right eye!
Kenny stops eating his ice cream and looks up at him
Kenny
That's it?
Dr. Serizawa
ARR! That be me tale!
Kenny
So your wife left a guy who loses his eye to a can of peaches with a pop top for a lizard with a convertible?
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Chris55 wrote:Shadow wrote:That it is 2013 and there are still directions to using shampoo.
Hey man! I NEED those directions!

Chris55 wrote:
EXT.COUNTY FAIR-DAY
Dr. Serizawa (mid 30s) is in his booth with a HUGE picture of Godzilla looming in the back. His right eye is covered by a black eye patch. A parrot grasps his shoulder, trying to maintain its balance as it squawks noisily. A crowd has gathered. Kenny, (11, black hair and pudgy) is clearly oblivious to Dr. Serizawa's exuberant posturing.
Dr. Serizawa
(points angrily at the picture)
ARR! That be Godzilla! He stole me wife and took my eye!
Kenny
(while eating his ice cream)
How?
Dr. Serizawa
(waves his arms frantically)
ARR! Drove a convertible he did! Snatched her away from me!
Kenny
(still eating his ice cream)
How'd he take your eye?
Dr. Serizawa leans in close to Kenny's face. His eyes narrow and he grimaces. Kenny is still VERY interested in his ice cream
Dr. Serizawa
ARR! I was going to eat my pop-top can of peaches and he distracted me. The lid hit me in the right eye!
Kenny stops eating his ice cream and looks up at him
Kenny
That's it?
Dr. Serizawa
ARR! That be me tale!
Kenny
So your wife left a guy who loses his eye to a can of peaches with a pop top for a lizard with a convertible?
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therealmccoy wrote:This is pretty dumb. Why would you have one of the most recognizable characters of the franchise make a second appearance almost sixty years after he died? That makes no sense whatsoever, unless it was a son or brother. Now, I could deal with Akihiko Hirata making a cameo, but he, of course, died almost thirty years ago.

Varan Bon Ziller wrote:....What ever happened to the innocence of monster banging others brains out...




Primevalgodzilla V2 wrote:I don't see the problem. Nothing too big, just a name on a nametag or a brief background cameo- noone will notice, it will please the fans, minimal effort needed...no harm done
Legion1979 wrote:Yes, because this film is really going to reference a human character that a large percentage of the audience is totally ignorant of.
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eabaker wrote:Jake Jaguar is asking too many questions about this whole Mulwraygalon affair...


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