Kaiju Carnage Episode 1 Discusion Page

[Kaiju-King42]

A new mini series by me, Kaiju Carnage is not supposed to be an award winning, try my hardest piece of writing. Its a comedy, a fun little fan fic I put together, and nothing more. New parts to Episode 1: Earth Destruction Directive will be added sooner or later, depending on my time schedule in the near future.

[GodzillavsJason]

This is great dude and it made me laugh a few times. keep up the good work dude.

[kikomia]

Wasn't this the story with the fights or am i wrong?

[King Caesar]

A long time ago, the seventies in fact, in a Japanese city far, far away, a giant space chicken and a three-headed dragon faced off against a giant radioactive dinosaur and a very horny ankylosaur. This is how it happened:

Hey now. I'm not here for kaiju pornography. Simmer down.

But it was good. You said "oh [gosh]" a lot. Try to limit yourself.

[Kaiju-King42]

Don't worry King Caesar, there will be no Kaiju pornography. A couple of sexual jokes are the closest it will ever get to that. I'm trying to keep this at a steady 14A, nothing higher. (In Canada, the ratng system is G, PG, PG13, 14A, R, 18A, and then you reach the nasty ratings. So bascicly 14A is heavy PG13, like Lord of the Rings or Jurassic Park.)

Wasn't this the story with the fights or am i wrong?

Sorry, I don't quite understand what you said there. You wouldn't mind if you could rephrase that, would you?

[kikomia]

Wasn't this the story with the fights or am i wrong?

Sorry, I don't quite understand what you said there. You wouldn't mind if you could rephrase that, would you?

Nevermind. I thought that this is EOTK.

[Kaiju-King42]

Oh no it's not EOTK. This is just a little comedy series I decided to do while EOTK is in production. When it finally does come out, you'll know it when you see it.

[kikomia]

For a little comedy series, it has alot of interesting scenes

[Kaiju-King42]

The second part is up. A bit more talking than the first one.

[kikomia]

I hate cockroaches. They are the only animals that freak me out. Thanks for bringing them up.

[King Caesar]

I think you needed some more description between dialogue. It was kinda skin-and-bone with no meat. But it was pretty good other than that.

[Kaiju-King42]

Third part up. Been a long time, hasn't it? I've been busy lately, sorry for the large gap.

[kikomia]

Haha. You look like a plastic toy..Shut up! That part made laugh.

[King Caesar]

That was really funny. I loved it and--wait a second...my Cesar-sense is tingling...

Gigan: They're not supposed to look like hammers, they're supposed to be used for hammering female kaiju you come across.

...remember no more kaiju porn? Hmm?! *sigh* First soap, now Gigan...Nothing is looking good anymore!

[Kaiju-King42]

Been a rather long time, but next chapter is finally up! (cue sound of chirping crickets)

[King Caesar]

Deceivingly short, but not too bad. I got a kick out of the whole adult store gag.

[Biogoji]

Please update soon i think this story is really funny