by KaijuX » Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:24 pm
Gezora looked upon his opponents with the God-complex in his eyes. To his left had an odd rally of kaiju freaks, they consisting of the Vampire Plant, a giant lizard, some sea serpent that no one cares about, Shockirus and this skeleton turtle thingy. To his other left consists of this ridiculous E.T. beast-man thing, tiny dragon things that turn into the banned Heisei King Ghidorah, Go-Go, Patrick Star on steroids, a masculine version of Arial from The Little Mermaid and Kamoebas, who is dead and has no point in this match and is being eaten by the only other worthy contender the Giant Condor.
Out of sheer recklessness, both the Vampire Plant and Space Beastman are the first to attempt to destroy Gezora. However, by his cold heart, Gezora wraps both entities into the cold embrace of his tentacles. Seeing their allies in danger after, like, five minutes of doing NOTHING ('cept the Condor, he's still eating), the Merman screams in a high screech!.. Only for Ghogo to stop him for a second and take him back. The others, a Barem, the Dorat trio, that skeleton turtle that should have been Kamoebas but not Kamoebas, Shockirus and the giant snake, tackle him down. The tentacles release his captives, sadly the Vampire Plant wilts from too much cold (reminds it of winter on Infant Island) and the Space Beastman rests under Condor's wings for warmth. Seeing that the giant sea snake was the only one to do harm to him at the moment, Gezora uses all of his tentacles to constrict a constrictor! Giant Sea Serpent and Gezora tussle, until magically Gezora smashes his skull from the extreme pressure on his head. Sea snake down (because the name was annoying) and Gezora swatted the tiny buggers, most of them died except for Shockirus (Barem froze real easily, the Dorats are sensitive to hard hits and the skeleton turtle shattered into a million pieces) because he's a spawn from Godzilla.
Meanwhile, Ghogo and the Merman got to a bookbag of some small student. They steal an iPod, run off and Merman is now ready to fight! Like a Nav'vi from Avatar, Merman (no one knows how he is able to perform half the physics in the following) leaps into the air and... Gets knocked over and dies from a heavy swat from Gezora. Ghogo, angry, pees over Gezora's tentacle. Angered by such immature behavior, the cuttlefish stomped on the thing... But when he lifted his tentacle, nothing was there except for golden dust. Then it took its own direction. Bah, Gezora did not care. For the creature he had killed for certain --the Merman-- was said that he who eats its flesh shall be granted immortality. Feeling stupid for swatting it, Gezora seeks out to find its corpse. But a small target is already on the case...
The golden essence of Ghogo filled a small space of air, continuing its travels. Who was worthy of being brought back? It looks and looks... Then it saw its chance. Seeing that the Giant Condor has left the feast, having leftovers remaining, there was only one thing to do... But this was going to take a while.
Gezora found the body! However, it seems that Shockirus beat him to the punch first! Having stripped the Merman of its bare flesh, Shockirus was granted immortality!... Then exploded. It was also said that devouring too much of a Merman's flesh would result devastating effects, for a mortal body cannot withstand a million time infinity. Gezora was mad! Then an opponent came to the scene: the Giant Condor! (take note that a UFO took the Space Beastman home)
Battle of the titans. The Giant Condor swoops down, cutting the flesh of Gezora's light skin. That hurts! Gezora launches his tentacles, but Giant Condor was just TOO DANG PRO! Dodging the extending Piccolo-arm-like tentacles, Giant Condor lays another attack! This f'ning pro fought Godzilla FACE TO FACE, so this is also acceptable. But then another roar emerges from the weast! Kamoebas is alive! And not zombie-like! But how?!
GHOGO.
Being of a God-complex, Gezora has had ENOUGH. Using his hidden Kaio-ken technique, Gezora emits a red hue of sheer offensive power. Kamoebas, just as he arrived, is now forced to stand his ground! But the Giant Condor was actually wearing TRAINING CLOTHES. Taking them off made craters in the ground, then Giant Condor began moving at the speed of LIGHT. Sadly, he is caught dead in his tracks and his neck gets broken... Ah well, frozen chicken anyone?
Kamoebas stared at his in fear. Gezora, now officially a God amongst low-tier kaiju, began to make way to THE END OF THE WORLD. This isn't good! If Kamoebas can't stop Gezora, who will?! It wasn't until a random blue ray ninja'd through Gezora's now-fried-cuttlefishy carcass from behind and hits Kamoebas too. Godzilla appears at the scene, and grunts.
"Pff," the Big G grunts, "pathetic. Should just ban you morons from this forum. C'mon Titano, we got more Gabaras to kill." Titanosaurus, who wasn't all too far behind, caught up with Godzilla. The two began making way, finding and killin' some Gabaras.
THE END.