Like how you moshed.
Like how you went to a kick-ass concert.
Or snorted coke backstage.
Or ate a Tic-Tac out of Ozzy's ass.
Can be wild, or just some lists of concerts you attented.
Mine.
1.) I dated Corey Taylor's from Slipknot's half sister for 2 weeks.
It's true. Mel aka "Blue" was a chubby girl who ran in the same circles as I did for a short while. She came over one night and wouldnt make out with me until I asked her out. I asked her out and BOOM! ...we actually never went on a date. We hung out, made out and pretty much acted stupid. Sadly no sex
2.) I saw Days of the New in 2009 and they SUUUUUCKED
I had free tickets to go see Days fo the New with my ex at Club Firestone in Downtown Orlando at 8p. Well they didnt go on at 8p. We had to sit through FOUR SHITTY opening bands and Days of the New FINALLY came on, set the stage on the fire (faulty equipment) and the lead lost his voice so they didnt sing. On top of those, Firestone has no seats, and beer is $4.50 a bottle. Everyone spits and throws their butts on the floor so youre sitting in it all night. It totally sucked balls. Got up and left 2 songs in..
3.) I saw Smash Mouth at Mardi Gras! Universal Studios in 2004 and they SUCKKKKKKED!
When I was 24 I took my 43 year old girlfriend and her 12 year old daughter to Mardi Gras with Smash Mouth. Again, no where to sit and people throwing beads. I took a string in the eye. Beer was $7 a bottle and Smash Mouth was HORRIBLE. Everything was radio play already old shit by then. We left 3 songs in... the 12 year old fell asleep on the way home and the girlfriend had to drive because I was drunk on $7 Heinekens.



