DrunkenGamer wrote:*What's going on in my head*
This doesn't make sense. How the...
OH! The carp jumped?
Why don't they just eat them all? They overfish every other frickin species.
Damn, what evil fish.
They're an invasive species, a non-native animal or plant that outcompetes native species and harms the environment. They're notoriously hard to get rid of.
It's gotta be embarrassing to be beat by a fish. Not only do they continue to thrive despite efforts to eliminate them, but they can physically pound you into submission too.
"Oh! How did you get that black eye, honey?"
"I... um... I was... er... hit by... a fish."
"... a big one..."
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