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Fish are evil...

Postby Showa Gyaos » Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:28 pm

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/fl ... ker-082610

The guy's lucky his boat didn't capsize. He could've been killed if it happened. Also, he was forced to withdraw from the race thanks to the stupid carp; I'd be pissed. :|
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Re: Fish are evil...

Postby DrunkenGamer » Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:53 pm

*What's going on in my head*

This doesn't make sense. How the...
OH! The carp jumped?
Why don't they just eat them all? They overfish every other frickin species.
Damn, what evil fish.
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Re: Fish are evil...

Postby gvamp » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:24 pm

I was watching a documentary on the asian carp invasion and they showed a clip of some guy getting hit in the nuts by one. I loled.
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Re: Fish are evil...

Postby HayesAJones » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:48 pm

DrunkenGamer wrote:*What's going on in my head*

This doesn't make sense. How the...
OH! The carp jumped?
Why don't they just eat them all? They overfish every other frickin species.
Damn, what evil fish.


They're an invasive species, a non-native animal or plant that outcompetes native species and harms the environment. They're notoriously hard to get rid of.

It's gotta be embarrassing to be beat by a fish. Not only do they continue to thrive despite efforts to eliminate them, but they can physically pound you into submission too.

"Oh! How did you get that black eye, honey?"
"I... um... I was... er... hit by... a fish."
"A fish?"
"... a big one..."
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Re: Fish are evil...

Postby Godzilla 2000 » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:42 pm

Wild Magikarp used Tackle!

Kayaker fainted!
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Re: Fish are evil...

Postby DrunkenGamer » Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:46 am

Godzilla 2000 wrote:Wild Magikarp used Flail!

Kayaker fainted!


Fix'd for accuracy.
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Re: Fish are evil...

Postby Godzilla 2000 » Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:09 pm

DrunkenGamer wrote:
Godzilla 2000 wrote:Wild Magikarp used Flail!

Kayaker fainted!


Fix'd for accuracy.


Accuracy? It jumped out of the water and hit him.

Besides, Flail only does alot of damage when the user has low HP. :P
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Re: Fish are evil...

Postby JVM » Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:37 am

Ah, Asian carp.

I remember like five years ago when everyone here was worried about snakeheads.

Although the invasive species that really annoys the piss out of me is the Reticulated pythons. 'cause I'm sick of people telling the story like it's something nobody knows about. Everybody knows at this point.
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Re: Fish are evil...

Postby marhawkman » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:57 am

Sounds tasty. Let's eat them. :) Did the fish land in his boat?
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