The Dreams thread

[kikomia]

I had a dream the girl Im now dating got pregnant.

<.< ...shit.

Dont usuallly dreams mean something?

[wataru]

I had a dream the girl Im now dating got pregnant.

<.< ...shit.

Dont usuallly dreams mean something?

I hope it's not irony for the morning after pill...

[cjosh]

I had a really weird dream last night which actually turned funny. I had this gadget who did all kinds of stuff. You should just say your request and it will do the rest. Though after a while of using it, it grew some sort of hair around it, which just made it a lot weirder!

I am not really sure what this dream means, or if this even makes a little sense but I guess dreams work in different fashions, really.

[kaiju_wars]

Fell asleep playing MW3 the other night, and it affected my dream.

So, I was in the middle of World War III, on the sides of the Americans. Well, we pushed Russia out of France and then almost out of Germany, when these aliens flew down from outta nowhere. Not like you look up and they coming from space, or out of the clouds. But you look up and they appear 10-300 ft. in front of you. So they hovered above the city and said they were Russia's secret allies. They carpet bombed Berlin. But whenever I died, it was like Angel Beats! and I would just come back 5-10 minutes later.

So I am fighting the invasion force plus the Russians. And then Spain rises up out of nowhere, and declares war on America. So, my dream fast-forwards to 10 years in the future. Russia is almost completely gone off the map, because Spain and China teamed up and conquered them. Aliens helping Spain now, and America is all that is left against Spain. We liberate Britain, then France, and continue. Japan changes their laws on war, and declares it on Spain and China. With Japan and America on China, and Britain and France on Spain. China is wiped out and surrenders. Spain has the aliens carpet bomb France. And the dream ends with me blowing up the mother ship, but dying for the upteenth time, and Britain and America wiping out Spain.

Hm, watching Battle LA and then playing MW3 did not help with the dream at all.

[3000]

I had a dream the girl Im now dating got pregnant.

<.< ...shit.

Dont usuallly dreams mean something?

dreams are just the workings of a subconscious mind.

[wataru]

Yeah..... she got the morning after pill and is going on BC in 2 weeks and sadly since I hate condoms we're at the ol' 80% effective pull out method.

Let's just hope Wataru doesnt get the "Hey Daddy..." news.

[SaiyanRider54]

Fell asleep playing MW3 the other night, and it affected my dream.

So, I was in the middle of World War III, on the sides of the Americans. Well, we pushed Russia out of France and then almost out of Germany, when these aliens flew down from outta nowhere. Not like you look up and they coming from space, or out of the clouds. But you look up and they appear 10-300 ft. in front of you. So they hovered above the city and said they were Russia's secret allies. They carpet bombed Berlin. But whenever I died, it was like Angel Beats! and I would just come back 5-10 minutes later.

So I am fighting the invasion force plus the Russians. And then Spain rises up out of nowhere, and declares war on America. So, my dream fast-forwards to 10 years in the future. Russia is almost completely gone off the map, because Spain and China teamed up and conquered them. Aliens helping Spain now, and America is all that is left against Spain. We liberate Britain, then France, and continue. Japan changes their laws on war, and declares it on Spain and China. With Japan and America on China, and Britain and France on Spain. China is wiped out and surrenders. Spain has the aliens carpet bomb France. And the dream ends with me blowing up the mother ship, but dying for the upteenth time, and Britain and America wiping out Spain.

Hm, watching Battle LA and then playing MW3 did not help with the dream at all.

Thats the best dream....EVER! I'd love to play a game like that!

[Tyler]

we're at the ol' 80% effective pull out method.

80% of your posts make me want to poor bleach in my eyes and on my computer for good messure.

[kikomia]

I had dreams that the town was overrun by Gremlins. I died a horrible painfull death. They broke the windshield of my car and ripped my gut out. FATALITY!!!!!

[wataru]

we're at the ol' 80% effective pull out method.

80% of your posts make me want to poor bleach in my eyes and on my computer for good messure.

I'll work harder to get it upto 90%, headmaster.

I had a dream last night that intelligent hornets were trying to take over the world and to do so they'd drop these devices that looked like 1970s Ms Pac Man arcade machines which absorbed peopel into them, and placed them in another dimension to battle zombies for a chance to free themselves. I was the 10th Doctor Who and trying to save the world.

...then I woke up, took a piss and went back to bed and had a dream some delivery guys for Mercs and BMWs were trying to steal my Mustang.

[kaiju_wars]

Last night, I had a dream where, well, that I was in another zombie apocalypse.

Oh, and there was a Zombie Godzilla.
Well, zombies overrun the world. And my mom and I are the only survivors.

It was weird. The zombies blood came out as double rainbows.

[RedZillaKing]

Well, zombies overrun the world. And my mom and I are the only survivors.

It was weird. The zombies blood came out as double rainbows.

The only survivors? BEEEAAAT.

[kaiju_wars]

Well, zombies overrun the world. And my mom and I are the only survivors.

It was weird. The zombies blood came out as double rainbows.

The only survivors? BEEEAAAT.

Who are you?

[RedZillaKing]

Well, zombies overrun the world. And my mom and I are the only survivors.

It was weird. The zombies blood came out as double rainbows.

The only survivors? BEEEAAAT.

Who are you?

Most people know me by my christian name, Red Z. King. You may refer me by my internet nickname, Justin L. Weinzierl.

Seriously though, that would be totally beat if only you and your mom survived. I mean I don't know about you but if I was in that situation the human race could ALREADY consider itself extinct. BEEEEEEEEAT!

[kaiju_wars]

Who are you?

Most people know me by my christian name, Red Z. King. You may refer me by my internet nickname, Justin L. Weinzierl.

Seriously though, that would be totally beat if only you and your mom survived. I mean I don't know about you but if I was in that situation the human race could ALREADY consider itself extinct. BEEEEEEEEAT!

That cool, yeah, I was mostly being sarcastic.

And thanks.

[HayesAJones]

Had a weird dream about being late for school. Woke up and told myself that had never happen before and it probably never would. Then I saw that the clock read 11:30. In my sleepy, still alarmed state of mind, my reaction was roughly as follows:

"OH MY GOD, OH SHIT, HOW DID I SLEEP THAT LONG? HOW DID THEY LET ME-"

And then I realized it was still 11:30 at night. D'oh.

[therealmccoy]

^I've done that before. I had just come home from a camping trip, and naturally I was pretty tired, so I fell asleep. When I woke up, the clock said 6:30. I got up and got a shower, and felt like going out and getting some breakfast. My Dad calls me and asks me what I'm doing, and I told him "I'm going out to get some breakfast." He asked me what was wrong, and I asked him what he meant. He then proceeded to tell me that it was seven-o-clock in the evening. I felt pretty dumb.

[wataru]

I had a dream that I got drunk at work and drove home, forgetting to lock the gate. So the next day I go into lock it and some Mexicans have broken in and some stupid truck driver left his load outside in the weather so I had to get him to put it inside and chase off the the Mexicans.

[SaiyanRider54]

I remember a few dreams from over the past few days.
First:
My (really hot) music teacher caught me looking at her. I was scared since she is really nice and that would make it awkward being in her class and she's married to my Social Studies teacher too. If she told him, I would be screwed. It almost felt like a forshadowing of whats to come.....
Second:
I had a zombie dream. It was based in the second floor of my school (which makes sense since I see it almost every day). There was blood all over the walls, floor and ceiling. Their was also a really dark hallway were you could see nothing in it. Fortunatly, I was with a hot-headed red neck that had two machine guns and two rifles straped to his back. From what I remember, the red neck was fighting off a hord of zombies (they were EVERYWERE) and I was running down the hallway past a few zombies with only an axe. I wanted to go down the stairs but I knew I didn't have time, so I jumped out of a window.
And thats it for now.

[Godzillatheultimate]

Had a weird dream about being late for school. Woke up and told myself that had never happen before and it probably never would. Then I saw that the clock read 11:30. In my sleepy, still alarmed state of mind, my reaction was roughly as follows:

"OH MY GOD, OH SHIT, HOW DID I SLEEP THAT LONG? HOW DID THEY LET ME-"

And then I realized it was still 11:30 at night. D'oh.

I've actually never had the "I'm late" dream. If it ever actually happened, I'd probably just throw the alarm out my window and go back to sleep.