College tips for a first timer?

[Tyler]

Do LSD, herion, coke, crack, and all alcohol you can consume.

Those are for pussies, go right into meth.

Drop out and enlist. That is all.

I'll stick with classes I hate thank you.

[wataru]

Do LSD, herion, coke, crack, and all alcohol you can consume.

Those are for pussies, go right into meth.

Coke is making a come-back.

[Tyler]

Coke is making a come-back.

Listen to the angry puppy.

[Arrow]

Drop out and enlist. That is all.

I'll stick with the furthering of my own education, thank you very much.

[wataru]

Drop out and enlist. That is all.

I'll stick with the furthering of my own education, thank you very much.

Enlist. Get it all paid for. Dont have $30k in student loans. See some of the world. Be a hero. Get foreign strange.

Then come back, goto college or officer's school and run for a government position in about 10-15 years.

[Legionmaster]

Drop out and enlist. That is all.

I'll stick with the furthering of my own education, thank you very much.

Enlist. Get it all paid for. Dont have $30k in student loans. See some of the world. Be a hero. Get foreign strange.

Then come back, goto college or officer's school and run for a government position in about 10-15 years.

Or get shot in the face.

[wataru]

Or get shot in the face.

Or spend the ages of 24 til mid-50s paying back for an education that by the time you graduate is already obsolete.

[spinzilla]

Or get shot in the face.

Or spend the ages of 24 til mid-50s paying back for an education that by the time you graduate is already obsolete.

While, I agree joining the military is a great decision....

If you have that much debt from college someone obviously wasted their high school years. Or has no idea how to manage debt. If you work hard enough or know how to look for help you can go to college for pretty cheap.

Imma graduate with maybe 12K to pay off.

[Tyler]

Or spend the ages of 24 til mid-50s paying back for an education that by the time you graduate is already obsolete.

I'd rather not be dead.

[Chris55]

Well I'm going to start college and am wondering if anyone has any tips?

find the hottest girl in every class and ask her to be your "study partner". Make sure you do it after the first class before some douche-bag beats you to it

[wataru]

Or spend the ages of 24 til mid-50s paying back for an education that by the time you graduate is already obsolete.

I'd rather not be dead.

Death is preferable to a 25 year wallet buttfucking from loan companies.

I say do both. Join the Marines, learn who to kill a man with your pinky 437 different ways (oddly enough you can use 128 of them to pleasure a woman) then come back, and become a proctologist.

[SuperSaiyan4Godzilla]

Or spend the ages of 24 til mid-50s paying back for an education that by the time you graduate is already obsolete.

I'd rather not be dead.

Death is preferable to a 25 year wallet buttfucking from loan companies.

I say do both. Join the Marines, learn who to kill a man with your pinky 437 different ways (oddly enough you can use 128 of them to pleasure a woman) then come back, and become a proctologist.

I have strong feelings against the military. I am not gonna comment on that.

But, loans are easy to pay off if you know the right major. Like mine.

And I'd rather be educated and poor than rich and stupid.

[Malchik]

I have strong feelings against the military. I am not gonna comment on that.

But, loans are easy to pay off if you know the right major. Like mine.

And I'd rather be educated and poor than rich and stupid.

Oh, wow. Wait five or six years. I hope you keep your pecker in your pants boy. One false squirt and a female's choice can set you a-fire.

Everyone back their educational choice, but can you meet the test of the rat races? We're in one of the most financially taxing times. Godspeed my friend.