Battleship (2012)

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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby Giga Kaiju » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:32 pm

Hellspawn28 wrote:My friend thinks this movie will be Battle: LA all over again. I can see why thought adding Aliens would be a good idea since they think having ships from the US against ships from Korea or Iran ships would be boring.


This Movie Its Almost like Transformers + Battle : LA + Recent Action Movie = This.

I Expect this movie to have a line like: RELEASE THE KRAKEN! :lol:
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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby Gojira21 » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:42 pm

Ha i probably see this for just he battle scenes, looks like might have good visuals
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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby Giga Kaiju » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:47 pm

^ The Battles are going to be similar to Battle: LA, Save The World from aliens
with a lot of human losses on the way.
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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby Gojira21 » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:56 pm

Yea defiantly
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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby Monster Master » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:10 pm

Yes... this looks freakin' awesome.
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Re: Battleship (2012)

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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby shinmattiathekaiju » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:28 pm

Everyone after the trailer:OMG! This is gonna be the best movie ever!!!!

Everyone after the movie:What a shit load of skreeoonk!
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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby DaikaijuSokogeki! » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:34 pm

shinmattiathekaiju wrote:Everyone after the movie:What a shit load of skreeoonk!


You actually typed out skreeonk? :eh:

Anyways, that reaction applies my reaction to the trailer. Space Hunter M's right, it LOOKS like a College Humor episode. The cliched love story, the obligatory use of pegs, the music choice, EVERYTHING. I can't take this movie seriously, even though it looks like it wants to be taken that way. I just...can't do it.
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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby Living Corpse » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:00 pm

DaikaijuSokogeki! wrote:
shinmattiathekaiju wrote:Everyone after the movie:What a shit load of skreeoonk!


You actually typed out skreeonk? :eh:

Anyways, that reaction applies my reaction to the trailer. Space Hunter M's right, it LOOKS like a College Humor episode. The cliched love story a, the obligatory use of pegs, the music choice, EVERYTHING. I can't take this movie seriously, even though it looks like it wants to be taken that way. I just...can't do it.


Wait wait wait wait, it want's to be taken seriously? I can understand if they want this to be a funny film that makes fun of Battleship but it wants to be taken seriously? Are you sure we didn't get the wrong movie trailer.

*watches movie trailer*

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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby Tyler » Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:00 am

This movie looks skreeonk ridiculous.
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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby JAGzilla » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:04 pm

I expect stupidity on a cosmic scale, but I can't recall seeing the Navy take on aliens before, so...it'll definitely be worth a rental. It's pretty unique, really. I just hope they manage to make the action exciting. Battle: LA failed miserably in that regard.
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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby mecha-gino » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:13 pm

And here I thought this would of been a great war film.

It does look stupid but it does have liam neeson, so I might see it.
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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby Tamura » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:55 pm

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Re: Battleship (2012)

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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby therealmccoy » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:02 am

I just saw a preview of this yesterday when I saw Cowboys and Aliens. It looked really cool, and I can't wait for it.
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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby Showa Gyaos » Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:37 am

TokyoVigilante wrote:And they've confirmed that they're going to use the phrase "You sunk my battleship!" in the script.

Only an actor of Liam Neeson's caliber can deliver that line without making babies cry from the cringe-inducing silliness of it.

This sounds too ****ing stupid to be an actual project in development. But it's true... :sigh:
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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby Living Corpse » Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:02 pm

A part of me wants to see this just to see how stupid it is but a part of me is scared that I'll die from or become brain dead because of it.
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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby Kyono_Rei » Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:06 pm

Well, hey it wil ACTUALLY star a guy named Kitsch. I mean wow.
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You actually typed out skreeonk? :eh:

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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby therealmccoy » Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:34 pm

Odd man out, I guess. I just thought that whatever it was that rose out of the ocean in front of the ship looked cool.
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Re: Battleship (2012)

Postby HayesAJones » Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:39 pm

I wanna see this for the sheer ridiculousness of the idea alone. It looks delightfully stupid.

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