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Commercials that you hate

Postby Extreme Warhawk » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:31 pm

What are some commercials you hate?

A few for me

The She Shed commercial from State Farm

The Snickers commercial with the dumb robber

The Sonic commercials with the two idiots

Progressive commercials in general

Limu Emu from Liberty Mutual

Force Factor ads
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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby Beast Blood » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:45 pm

Spotify ads. The same 2-3 ads repeated so often in such a short time gets annoying very fast. I don't have money for Premium, so the best solution I have is just to mute the sound for like 15 seconds so I don't suffer through hearing "BECAUSE CONES" and whatnot for the 56th time of the day.
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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby AllosaurHell » Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:26 am

Pretty much every commercial nowadays, they are too long and aren't stylish like they used to be in the 90's or 2000s and don't get me started on the annoying ukulele playing in the background during most commercials now because not only is it the same sounding song, it plays so loudly it often feels like earrape.

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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby Stump Feet » Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:33 am

Those really cringey teen targeted anti-smoker ads

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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby The Octopus » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:02 am

Extreme Warhawk wrote:The She Shed commercial from State Farm


This and then some. I guess they thought it would be funny (tongue twister funny) but man is it annoying.
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Postby _JNavs_ » Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:40 am

The Airhorn Sour Patch kids commercial, it's like obnoxiously loud as if I just honked it right in the room.
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Postby godzilla98rules » Sat Sep 14, 2019 11:10 pm

Pretty much what AllosaurHell said. I never cared for modern commercials and thankfully barely see any of them because I mostly watch Youtube nowadays, but, if I must pick one recent one that annoyed me whenever it would come on, it would be the Ice Breakers commercial with the "I'm not standard. Three weeks." woman......
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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby Fish Cakes » Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:17 am

IDK any specific ones since I don't watch television anymore and have adblock on my computers, but I really hate Subaru's ads from the little I've seen. Presenting a car like it's somehow not just a machine, especially a skreeonking Subaru, upsets me. Car ads in general. "these savings won't last long, so hurry in" is year-round. Medication ads confuse the skreeonk out of me, who actually asks their doctor about the pill they saw on TV?

Anti-smoking ads as said before, any political ad, any alcohol commercial, and movie trailers that give away too much.

Geico's too because apparently people like them? They're just sorta-cute-funny, not even good or anything. I guess ads in general are such a horrible thing anything even somewhat mediocre can be seen as good?

In retrospect, I miss Carl's Jr/Hardee's old ad campaign with all the big tiddied models. At least it made me want what they were selling. If more ads could just have girls kissing while holding the food or whatever product suggestively, things would improve.

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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:48 am

so you’re all lucky you don’t have to deal with Japanese “health and beauty ads” on YouTube.

There’s this set of really skreeonked up ads, where in a CHI anime character, basically tells you you’re ugly and undateable if you have acne, are a little chubby, or don’t have a thick beard. They pressure you into buying their miracle product. Next time I get one, I’ll get the URL and post it here.
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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby ScootaVaran » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:15 pm

Political ads.
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Postby gottatalktothefake » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:28 pm

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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby Rhedosaurus » Thu Sep 19, 2019 10:54 am

The Nationwide dead kid Super Bowl ad.

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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby MandaSaurus » Fri Sep 20, 2019 12:19 pm

Yah, the Limu Emu from Liberty Mutual makes me ill. Thanks, LM, for actually topping Progressive's stuff, for sheer annoyance value. Quite an accomplishment, that... X_X

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EDIT: My wife hates the "Don't mess with my discount!" ad. I forget whose ad that is...
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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby TyrantGojira » Fri Sep 20, 2019 12:30 pm

I hated those god forsaken YouTube music ads they used to play a few years ago. They would play non stop and the music they choose to advertise it are grating
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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby The Octopus » Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:48 pm

We can't we have more commercials like this? Then I wouldn't hate them so much. :)

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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby Breakdown » Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:36 pm

Liberty Mutual ads. Pro tip: annoying the living poop out of me isn't going to make me want to get your insurance.

Also that one google shop ad that has that one kid singing loud and obnoxiously.
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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby GoWhaleTours » Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:54 pm

Stump Feet wrote:Those really cringey teen targeted anti-smoker ads


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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby TitanoGoji16 » Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:37 pm



This goddamn thing.
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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby Gigantis » Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:38 pm

TitanoGoji16 wrote:

This goddamn thing.


Is there anyone who doeslike it? I think everyone's just sick of it now. :lol:
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Re: Commercials that you hate

Postby The One and Only » Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:19 pm

The Skittles-Pox ad. Two annoying, not very attractive kids in an advert that should've gone into commercial wastebasket years ago. Still keeps popping up. Especially on basic cable.
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