The Godzilla Cringe Thread

[mikelcho]

People that are both Godzilla and Jurassic Park fans I find know little to nothing about Godzilla. And their following is always HUGE yet full of children (Probably because their JP Fans), so of course the theory videos they make are so damn stupid and it shows they really don't know their stuff. I'm fine with Godzilla theory videos, because Legendary really has expanded the Monsterverse mythos and it's fun to speculate events that has or is going to happen within the next films, but it's only fun when everyone actually knows their stuff. Like on this website.

That Kaiju No Kami guy is pretty weird to me haha not gonna lie. There's him and this other guy with a fedora and like some puppet bird that talks, and it's suppose to be a character on the channel but it gives off some real "I'm a serial killer" vibes. With that said, Alteori is pretty annoying as well.

Kaiju no Kami is his YouTube name, so you got that one right. The other one that you mentioned is the OmniViewer (I think that that's the way that he writes it, but I'm not sure).

[Stump Feet]

Hello, I’m the OmniViewer, I remember it so you don’t have to

[_JNavs_]

Omniviewer and Kaiju No Kami lol... Their superiority vibes are through the roof lol. Omni is like a living Speak and Spell.

[LSD Jellyfish]

Omniviewer and Kaiju No Kami lol... Their superiority vibes are through the roof lol. Omni is like a living Speak and Spell.

Anyone who wears a Fedora unironically should not be taken seriously.

[KingKong2005]

That Kaiju No Kami guy is pretty weird to me haha not gonna lie. There's him and this other guy with a fedora and like some puppet bird that talks, and it's suppose to be a character on the channel but it gives off some real "I'm a serial killer" vibes. With that said, Alteori is pretty annoying as well.

Kaiju no Kami is his YouTube name, so you got that one right. The other one that you mentioned is the OmniViewer (I think that that's the way that he writes it, but I'm not sure).

Ah yes, them! One of them actually pets their Godzilla toy. Like...actually pets it, like a grandma petting her kitten when she has guests over... Gotta love me some Godzilla YouTubers

[DirektorSplennic]

The only fan theories I'll accept are Megamind fan theories.

Anything else, get it out of my face.

Making a Megamind/Shrek fan theory channel now

I'll be your first subscriber.

[NSZ]

It's times like these that I'm glad I mainly stick to watching people play video-games badly.

[BlankAccount]

It's times like these that I'm glad I mainly stick to watching people play video-games badly.

Why not watch them play it expertly?

[johnboy3434]

It's times like these that I'm glad I mainly stick to watching people play video-games badly.

If you wanna try something new, I suggest speedruns. Watch people play videogames well for a change. Also, sometimes they move so fast you lose track of exactly what they just did. It's like black magic, I swear.

[AllosaurHell]

I'll take Omni and Kaiju no Kami over Alteori any damn day of the week! I literally cannot make it through a millisecond of Alteori's videos without wanting to jump out of a window like that guy in Destroy All Monsters.

[G2000]

I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned
He looks pretty horrific just from the thumbnails

[Tyrant_Lizard_King]

I don't even bother with most Godzilla YouTubers. Just Monstrosities and some of the toy reviewers like Leslie Chambers and Geek Chest/Super Unimportant Reviews

[Fish Cakes]

So there are seriously Godzilla Youtube Theorists and people here watch them? For real?

Why?

[Godzillian]

I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned
He looks pretty horrific just from the thumbnails

I'm sure you're no prize catch yourself

[G2000]

I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned
He looks pretty horrific just from the thumbnails

I'm sure you're no prize catch yourself

At least I look better than that

[Godzillian]

So there are seriously Godzilla Youtube Theorists and people here watch them? For real?

Why?

The same reason any other fandom has people watching theory videos

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I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned
He looks pretty horrific just from the thumbnails

I'm sure you're no prize catch yourself

At least I look better than that

Sure you do

[Mr_Goji_and_Watch]

Sure you do

lol, stop tearing him down

[Stump Feet]

I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned

Last I heard of him, he was hanging out in the Criterian Collection thread talking about how he didn’t have to worry about passing down the dubs to his children because he had a narrow urethra and couldn’t have kids, thus gave up on women a long time ago.

[Godzilla21]

I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned

Last I heard of him, he was hanging out in the Criterian Collection thread talking about how he didn’t have to worry about passing down the dubs to his children because he had a narrow urethra and couldn’t have kids and thus gave up on women a long time ago.

He was pretty active over at Monster Zero before he came to TK. Not sure if he still is

[AllosaurHell]

I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned

he didn’t have to worry about passing down the dubs to his children because he had a narrow urethra and couldn’t have kids, thus gave up on women a long time ago.

Did he actually say that??!! Why did he think we needed to know this?!