The Godzilla Cringe Thread

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Living Corpse » Fri May 10, 2019 12:55 pm

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Living Corpse wrote:Less Godzilla cringe and more people being un-throughtful dicks so I'm not sure if this fits in here

1. Person asks me to take them to see Godzilla 2014. They ghost me.

2. Another person asks me to take them to see Shin Godzilla. They also ghost me.

You really should let it go man, you're really hung up on this.


Sure, when you stop singling me out.

Smuggers wrote:Complaining about someone ghosting you five years ago is kinda cringe in of itself, I'd take Godzillian's advice and just let it go.


No Smuggers, what's Cringe is multiple people have posted in this thread about things that happened years ago and yet the two of you like to single me out cause you're adults who still act like schoolyard bullies.

How would you like it if someone really hurt you and I told you to "get over it"? You wouldn't. These incidences weren't the first or last time they did that. Work on your reading & comprehension skills.

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Smuggers wrote:Complaining about someone ghosting you five years ago is kinda cringe in of itself, I'd take Godzillian's advice and just let it go.


Ya thats kind of weird. If I got all mad about girls I've dated that never got back to me I'd have an army!


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Living Corpse wrote:Less Godzilla cringe and more people being un-throughtful dicks so I'm not sure if this fits in here

1. Person asks me to take them to see Godzilla 2014. They ghost me.

2. Another person asks me to take them to see Shin Godzilla. They also ghost me.



$5 say they didn't want to see it and just said it to be polite in conversation.

I've had a lot of people like that so I feel you, Corpse.


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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Maritonic » Fri May 10, 2019 12:57 pm

Okay, let's nip this before it turns into anything more than it needs to.

Everyone, move on to something else cringe-worthy.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Fri May 10, 2019 1:00 pm

today, I saw Godzooky porn



I skreeonking WISH I was joking
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Postby MikeSTZillak » Fri May 10, 2019 1:04 pm

SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:today, I saw Godzooky porn

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Smuggers » Fri May 10, 2019 1:10 pm

Living Corpse wrote:No Smuggers, what's Cringe is multiple people have posted in this thread about things that happened years ago and yet the two of you like to single me out cause you're adults who still act like schoolyard bullies.

How would you like it if someone really hurt you and I told you to "get over it"? You wouldn't. These incidences weren't the first or last time they did that. Work on your reading & comprehension skills.

Or maybe I'm not around when those things are posted and am just responding to what I'm seeing now. Not everyone's out to get you, but if you really wanna be a victim...

I wouldn't feel "really hurt" if someone said they wanted me to take them to see a movie and then didn't show. The closest thing I have to that is a guy I see movies with who's really bad at keeping time, so we sometimes have to wait for a later screening or I miss the last train back, which is annoying but not something I'm going to cry into my gas mask over and hold it against them years after the fact, no matter how many times it happens. I can comprehend your posts just fine, and what I'm reading is that you take things much more personally than is necessary and don't need much to hold a grudge. Maybe work on that before telling others to work on themselves.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Maritonic » Fri May 10, 2019 1:16 pm

Smuggers, I said move on to other topics. Enjoy the warning.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Fri May 10, 2019 1:18 pm

MikeSTZillak wrote:
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:today, I saw Godzooky porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoMiYklHvjk



I made the mistake of looking up "Godzooky Deviantart" trying to find a cool redesign from a fan series.


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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby MechaGoji Bro7503 » Fri May 10, 2019 1:20 pm

SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:today, I saw Godzooky porn



I skreeonking WISH I was joking

Soggy..... I'm sorry. I can't imagine what that's like...... I don't want to imagine. Great Caesar's ghost.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Kaiju-King42 » Sat May 11, 2019 2:59 pm

SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:today, I saw Godzooky porn



I skreeonking WISH I was joking



Now how did you manage to find that I wonder? :P

Edit: Read just a bit further. That's how.

I should really remember to read the whole thread before I post. :lol:
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Godzilla21 wrote:What is up with the American trope of hide the monster?

Jaws happened


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Ryguy wrote:When the new director is announced, I guarantee this fanbase will be torn through the middle...

We're always split down the middle. TK is like a giant buttcrack.


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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby EternalMothra » Sat May 11, 2019 4:35 pm

Okay, so something else that's cringe-worthy: that ridiculous "Nice" that Midori blathers in Godzilla vs. Mothra 1992. The scene with Mothra emerging from her cocoon was so unbelievably beautiful.. and it was kind of ruined by that.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby MikeSTZillak » Sat May 11, 2019 4:47 pm

EternalMothra wrote:Okay, so something else that's cringe-worthy: that ridiculous "Nice" that Midori blathers in Godzilla vs. Mothra 1992. The scene with Mothra emerging from her cocoon was so unbelievably beautiful.. and it was kind of ruined by that.

Wasn't that pretty much in the English dub, though?
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby King of the Monsters » Sat May 11, 2019 7:26 pm

It's certainly way more obnoxious and grating to hear in the English dub, that's for sure.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Kaiju-King42 » Sun May 12, 2019 2:44 am

Slightly, not really, related to "Godzilla Cringes", but does anyone else get the heebie jeebies when an old thread gets necro'd and they see Grevious's posts?

I know I do..
Godzillian wrote:
Godzilla21 wrote:What is up with the American trope of hide the monster?

Jaws happened


ernesth100 wrote:
Ryguy wrote:When the new director is announced, I guarantee this fanbase will be torn through the middle...

We're always split down the middle. TK is like a giant buttcrack.


Anno wrote:never forget tadpole :godzilla:




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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby tyrantgoji » Sun May 12, 2019 4:21 am

Kaiju-King42 wrote:Slightly, not really, related to "Godzilla Cringes", but does anyone else get the heebie jeebies when an old thread gets necro'd and they see Grevious's posts?

I know I do..


after he got banned i actually put him on my foes list so i wouldn't have to see his post again. sheesh, what a creepy idiot.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Sun May 12, 2019 4:40 am

Kaiju-King42 wrote:Slightly, not really, related to "Godzilla Cringes", but does anyone else get the heebie jeebies when an old thread gets necro'd and they see Grevious's posts?

I know I do..

Yeah I didn’t realize how many of his posts were just commenting on how hot the women were in the films.
I mean it’s fine to find people attractive, but considering how excessive it all was+the new info we got it’s pretty crazy.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby GigaBowserG » Sun May 12, 2019 5:51 am

Kaiju-King42 wrote:Slightly, not really, related to "Godzilla Cringes", but does anyone else get the heebie jeebies when an old thread gets necro'd and they see Grevious's posts?

I know I do..


Can't deny, I check the posting date every time, wondering if he came back or something :lol:
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby EternalMothra » Sun May 12, 2019 8:56 am

MikeSTZillak wrote:
EternalMothra wrote:Okay, so something else that's cringe-worthy: that ridiculous "Nice" that Midori blathers in Godzilla vs. Mothra 1992. The scene with Mothra emerging from her cocoon was so unbelievably beautiful.. and it was kind of ruined by that.

Wasn't that pretty much in the English dub, though?


It was, but she was also a bit annoying in the Japanese version also. ;)
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Tue May 28, 2019 4:10 pm

My Mother wistfully sent me a facebook meme involving Godzilla that said,"Trump is in Japan, Godzilla you know what to do".

While I`m openly not a fan of Trump, and think he is a poor president, I found this really offensive and obnoxious for a variety of reasons. It`s immature and childish for someone to wish a fictional character to inflict harm on a politician just because you don`t like them. Likewise, whoever made that had a complete lack of familiarity with Godzilla, misunderstanding that Godzilla, as a creature in general and a symbol of nature and atomic power, is not concerned with human life or interests. Plus, if Godzilla did come to Japan to do bad to Trump, thousands if not more would also die in the process.

My mother sent it to me because she knows I like Godzilla and I think it was her way of trying to connect with me while I live in Japan but I don`t think she thought too much into sharing it with me.
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_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.

Rodan95 wrote:The Shobijin are sat on by a fatass explorer and killed. Mothra is pissed and destroys Japan.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Kaiju-King42 » Tue May 28, 2019 4:15 pm

^I think that meme is just meant as a joke, dude.
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Godzilla21 wrote:What is up with the American trope of hide the monster?

Jaws happened


ernesth100 wrote:
Ryguy wrote:When the new director is announced, I guarantee this fanbase will be torn through the middle...

We're always split down the middle. TK is like a giant buttcrack.


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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Tue May 28, 2019 4:19 pm

Kaiju-King42 wrote:^I think that meme is just meant as a joke, dude.

Obviously, but it`s cringey once you analyze it in the slightest. As I said, it`s obnoxious in general for people to wish for fictional characters to harm people they don`t like, especially in the fact of how absolutely wrong it is.
_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.

Rodan95 wrote:The Shobijin are sat on by a fatass explorer and killed. Mothra is pissed and destroys Japan.


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