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G2000 wrote:It's nigh impossible to go out looking for semi-decent fanart anymore without running into all sorts of anthromorphization, gijinka, "kaiju girls", ponification, and other assorted poop. It's not even buried anymore, you run into it on like the second page nowadays

I miss when the degenerates would stay in their skreeonking holes
Completely agree :lol:
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G2000 wrote:It's nigh impossible to go out looking for semi-decent fanart anymore without running into all sorts of anthromorphization, gijinka, "kaiju girls", ponification, and other assorted poop. It's not even buried anymore, you run into it on like the second page nowadays

I miss when the degenerates would stay in their skreeonking holes
Completely agree :lol:
Seconded bro
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KingKong2005 wrote:
_JNavs_ wrote:
G2000 wrote:It's nigh impossible to go out looking for semi-decent fanart anymore without running into all sorts of anthromorphization, gijinka, "kaiju girls", ponification, and other assorted poop. It's not even buried anymore, you run into it on like the second page nowadays

I miss when the degenerates would stay in their skreeonking holes
Completely agree :lol:
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Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut moth tiddies
They must love the smell of Bvlgari. Yeah, I'm doing a little product placement! I gotta get paid, too!
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2004Zilla wrote:Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut moth tiddies
They've done some frightening tings to Ghidorah with a building.. Never again will I look up Ghidorah fan art
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Pretty cringe when fans use the latest memes to relate to kaiju
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Godzillian wrote:Pretty cringe when fans use the latest memes to relate to kaiju
Oh...you mean when Jet Jaguar crawls into Destroyah's ass and expands?
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Godzilla, eat a snickers... cause you turn into a iguana when your hungry!!
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2004Zilla wrote:Godzilla, eat a snickers... cause you turn into a iguana when your hungry!!
Someone sig this Pooop....I want to see it everywhere in every damn thread....

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SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:https://www.tohokingdom.com/forum/
lol. Took me a second.

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2004Zilla wrote:Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut moth tiddies
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_JNavs_ wrote:
G2000 wrote:It's nigh impossible to go out looking for semi-decent fanart anymore without running into all sorts of anthromorphization, gijinka, "kaiju girls", ponification, and other assorted poop. It's not even buried anymore, you run into it on like the second page nowadays

I miss when the degenerates would stay in their skreeonking holes
Completely agree :lol:
I don't see this.
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Was reading Monsters Are Attacking Tokyo. Saw this gem that came up from the author defending the kaiju genre
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Nothing wrong with not enjoying Jurassic Park, I think it's B-level Spielberg (which still makes it a great film), but calling it mediocre while defending a genre in which most of it's best films are in the same league is silly.
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Mr_Goji_and_Watch wrote:Was reading Monsters Are Attacking Tokyo. Saw this gem that came up from the author defending the kaiju genre
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Nothing wrong with not enjoying Jurassic Park, I think it's B-level Spielberg (which still makes it a great film), but calling it mediocre while defending a genre in which most of it's best films are in the same league is silly.
Ehh, I have mixed feelings on this. I agree it’s dumb calling Jurassic Park mediocre; it’s a great movie and really entertaining. However, I think the point of consumerism and people mocking the genre is true as well. However, the most notorious MST3K Godzilla film is Godzilla vs Megalon, which is hard to defend and not make fun of it myself.

I do agree though that Kaiju and the genre are more interesting and varied then just dinosaurs.
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Mr_Goji_and_Watch wrote:Was reading Monsters Are Attacking Tokyo. Saw this gem that came up from the author defending the kaiju genre


Nothing wrong with not enjoying Jurassic Park, I think it's B-level Spielberg (which still makes it a great film), but calling it mediocre while defending a genre in which most of it's best films are in the same league is silly.
To be fair I'd still give that argument more credit than the people that say the only reason kaiju films are laughed at is because of racism.
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Especially ponification. Some kaiju just don't translate well into pony form.
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Legion1979 wrote:You guys know that this is just how kids dress in Japan right? It's not something unique to the Showa Godzilla series, and DEFINITELY not something worth holding against them.
That doesn’t change the fact that it’s hella cringy
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GalacticPetey wrote:They're not half-assing the Star Wars movies.
I very much consider TFA to be half-assed. What a generic film which only fed on nostalgia, it brought nothing new to the table.
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GodzillaRangerPrime wrote:
Legion1979 wrote:You guys know that this is just how kids dress in Japan right? It's not something unique to the Showa Godzilla series, and DEFINITELY not something worth holding against them.
That doesn’t change the fact that it’s hella cringy
That post is two years old and almost 80 pages ago
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G2000 wrote:
GodzillaRangerPrime wrote:
Legion1979 wrote:You guys know that this is just how kids dress in Japan right? It's not something unique to the Showa Godzilla series, and DEFINITELY not something worth holding against them.
That doesn’t change the fact that it’s hella cringy
That post is two years old and almost 80 pages ago
Seriously? I thought it was a post that was removed by the mods.
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