JAGzilla wrote:Not to be a hypocrite and feed the troll, but since this thread is still unlocked for some reason... which banned member are you?
i think you just mad because you cant understand heisei movies and find them to long because of all the dialouge they say and think they are boring. so instead you watch kids movies because they are easier for you to see and dont ask anything of you.
heisei has the smartest movies with the most scientific plots. they had a lot of villains that came from space and a lot of genetic manipulation configurations that were based on godzilla so that makes them similar wich is thimatic and a lot more thought out than anything on showa.
Okay just what on earth is going on here?
Maximum Power Maguma, you've got it all wrong little friend, SHOWA is #1!
Those god awful Heisei films were flavorless and should've never existed. In the words of Akira Takarada, we shouldn't be talking about the showa, heisei, or millennium, but simply early, mid, and late showa! That's right! All the movies should be showa movies, only then will we achieve maximum quality.
Listen to me here, the heisei series is just the worst in any way possible. You've got miniatures that look like graham crackers, characters that are so bland they make Ozaki look like a multi layered tormented protagonist, and monster fights that are lightshows interrupted by the occasional sumo wrestling match if the practitioners had their limbs amputated.
Why is the showa series the best? I'll tell you why!
"We could build our own robots, we just don't have the time..."
"YOU MEAN YOU'RE TOO DUMB!"
*backhand slap*
*epic anime battle*
Need I say more? Now that's how you craft a story people won't fall asleep halfway through. Now let's try again to look through the heisei kaiju and see why they suck:
1) Heisei Ghidorah: too damn lifeless and horny
2) Battra: mothra finds out that the best way to appeal to little kids she desperately wants to "save" is to become a dark edge lord antihero who isn't afraid of anyone and apparently suffers from osteoporosis
3) Mechagodzilla 2: overweight and about as immobile as the imagination of whoever thought this up
4) Spacegodzilla: hands down the worst kaiju of all time. Ooooh I like Godzilla and hayte all those other week kai joo, if only there was a kaiju other than Godzilla I could like.... o_o O_O, oh my god, there's one! It's like Godzilla, but from space! Perfect! (also he's in the worst movie of all time, I'd rather watch The Clones of Bruce Lee) (And you shouldn't buy the x plus figure of him) (and gojifan1993 is wrong for liking him because his reasons are weak like his and titanosaurus' testosterone levels).
5) Yuki: One of the worst kaiju of all time, easily the one that gave the most wooden performance, just look at him and you can clearly tell that thing is not alive, especially when they have the humans next to it. (Dr. Serizawa would destroy Yuki in a fight btw)
Thing is, I bet you're just salty that heart attack goji lost to Banno's supreme meme machine Hedorah in match 81, but let's face facts that's how the fight would go down. Who are you to claim maguma's powers anyway? I got news for you, maguma doesn't belong to you, he doesn't belong to Zarn, he doesn't even belong to TOHO! He belongs to me, and I will have him.
you are wrong about heisei and i will prove it!! showa is not number one! its not true! IT IS NOT!! because first they did not use minitures they used real parts of all cities so they cant look like gram crackers. also fireworks shows are really cool. WHO DOESN'T LIKE FIREWORKS? also how does a movie have flavor? you are wrong about everything and here is why
reason number one. the only reason anyone falls asleep in the goodgodzilla movies is because thats what youd do if it were in real life. youd fall asleep because of of how the monsters would fight and stuff because it would take time for them to get there. you cant handle realistic movies so you watch something easy like show because its for little kids. also king gidorah is the best because he is very evil and threatens to destroy the world.
reason two. battra is actually really cool and has a very sad backstory because him and mothra are actually related and one is evil and the other is good and they fight to the death.
three. mechagodzilla 2 is the most powrful mechagodzilla because it has the most weapons and the most armor. it is not fat because it doesnt eat. its actually armor to protect itself from godzilla and be able to fight him. so yeah.
fore. space godzilla is actually the other stronges kaiju apart fomr godzilla when mad. he is also godzilla and mothras son so he has both of their powers combined which is why he is able to fly and beat everyone up. also you can't argue with me about this because gojifan said in his video that he was the best godzilla monster in all of exsistence because he looks the best and is the strongest.
and lastly. MAGUMA WILL NEVER BE YOURS EVER!!! how can you say he is yours you didn't make him? if anything i am the one to own him because i was among the first to see him and my dad was involved in his creation.
also I do not like how unrespectulf you are of gojifan dying. i think you are made because he knew more truth than you will ever now which is why i dedicate this thread to his memory. R.I.P Gojifan
