Describe Heisei Movie Plots Badly
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Godzilla vs Biollante: Saradian agent SSS9 kills a bunch of mercenaries and says "Kiss you guys" and becomes the single best antagonist of the Godzilla franchise.
Godzilla vs King Ghidorah: No SSS9.
Godzilla vs Mothra: No SSS9.
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla: No SSS9.
Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla: No SSS9.
Godzilla vs Destoroyah: No SSS9.
Godzilla vs King Ghidorah: No SSS9.
Godzilla vs Mothra: No SSS9.
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla: No SSS9.
Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla: No SSS9.
Godzilla vs Destoroyah: No SSS9.
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This is the greatest post on this thread. Thank you.OneMillionTomsBC wrote:Godzilla vs Biollante: Saradian agent SSS9 kills a bunch of mercenaries and says "Kiss you guys" and becomes the single best antagonist of the Godzilla franchise.
Godzilla vs King Ghidorah: No SSS9.
Godzilla vs Mothra: No SSS9.
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla: No SSS9.
Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla: No SSS9.
Godzilla vs Destoroyah: No SSS9.
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G vs M- Godzilla fights Mothra...again.
G vs SG- Godzilla meets a transformer.
G vs B- Did Godzilla really lose to a flower?
G vs SG- Godzilla meets a transformer.
G vs B- Did Godzilla really lose to a flower?
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I hope you know this thread brought a huge smile to my face. Almost hit the "sticky" button lol.
Godzilla 1984: Alternate universe. Gojeera mistaken for an island and bed lice bad touch a boat. Paparazzi man finds said, now missing boat and is almost bad touched by bed bugs. Man uses ingrained samurai genetics by killing giant bed bug. Goidziller identifies as seagull. Well mustached man uses crazy theory to prove Frankenstein is a bird brain, proven right. Big Green Lizard fights flying douche, gets shoot full of toothpaste. Meanwhile bad editing mangles a key plot element and now Russia fires a Nuclear Missile at Godzilla. America proves why they are the greatest by using a Dr. Pepper funded Nuclear missile and successfully intercepts Russian Vodka rocket. Dr. Pepper revitalizes Godzilla and flying douche can't even, get's crushed by building. Godzilla falls into volcano because bird was the word.
Godzilla vs Biollante: Middle east is a bad place. Rival medical company blows up lab and kills crazy man's daughter. l33t Counter Strike player shows he is superior to COD medical employees. Steals G-Cells because plot. Crazy man proven crazy as he fuses human cells into a rose. Crazy man even CRAZIER as he fuses human/plant with G-Cells. Plot volcano begins to become semi active. Meanwhile, more bio smuggling plot. Son of bitch. It's that Sardian agent again! Fast forwarding to Goidzuera scene. Godzilla fights mutant rose human plant, which turns into an eco-unfriendly version of the Wicker Man. Fast forwarding to Goidzuera scene. Godzilla fights flying bathtub drone with a weak excuse for a shield. Shield begins to be damaged by Godzilla's bad breath. Fast forwarding to Goidzuera scene. Man with no fear shoots more toothpaste into Godzilla, twice. Get's crushed. Godzilla fights the return of the flying bathtub and bathtub spontaneously explodes. Godzilla is allergic to toothpaste. Giant whale rose descends from space and turns into a gator mouthed super plant. Little Shop of Horrors attempts to omnomnom Godzilla but Goidzura uses his plot beam and finishes off the plant again. Gawdzilla pass out into the ocean. Crazy scientist gets shot by Counter Strike player who then gets merced by a real military soldier playing the most dangerous came of Mine Sweeper. Goodzilla is alive and moonwalks back into the ocean. Earth is now being orbited by flying space rose which is undoubtedly causing global catastrophe as it plays with the Earth's tidal forces.
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Godzilla 1984: Alternate universe. Gojeera mistaken for an island and bed lice bad touch a boat. Paparazzi man finds said, now missing boat and is almost bad touched by bed bugs. Man uses ingrained samurai genetics by killing giant bed bug. Goidziller identifies as seagull. Well mustached man uses crazy theory to prove Frankenstein is a bird brain, proven right. Big Green Lizard fights flying douche, gets shoot full of toothpaste. Meanwhile bad editing mangles a key plot element and now Russia fires a Nuclear Missile at Godzilla. America proves why they are the greatest by using a Dr. Pepper funded Nuclear missile and successfully intercepts Russian Vodka rocket. Dr. Pepper revitalizes Godzilla and flying douche can't even, get's crushed by building. Godzilla falls into volcano because bird was the word.
Godzilla vs Biollante: Middle east is a bad place. Rival medical company blows up lab and kills crazy man's daughter. l33t Counter Strike player shows he is superior to COD medical employees. Steals G-Cells because plot. Crazy man proven crazy as he fuses human cells into a rose. Crazy man even CRAZIER as he fuses human/plant with G-Cells. Plot volcano begins to become semi active. Meanwhile, more bio smuggling plot. Son of bitch. It's that Sardian agent again! Fast forwarding to Goidzuera scene. Godzilla fights mutant rose human plant, which turns into an eco-unfriendly version of the Wicker Man. Fast forwarding to Goidzuera scene. Godzilla fights flying bathtub drone with a weak excuse for a shield. Shield begins to be damaged by Godzilla's bad breath. Fast forwarding to Goidzuera scene. Man with no fear shoots more toothpaste into Godzilla, twice. Get's crushed. Godzilla fights the return of the flying bathtub and bathtub spontaneously explodes. Godzilla is allergic to toothpaste. Giant whale rose descends from space and turns into a gator mouthed super plant. Little Shop of Horrors attempts to omnomnom Godzilla but Goidzura uses his plot beam and finishes off the plant again. Gawdzilla pass out into the ocean. Crazy scientist gets shot by Counter Strike player who then gets merced by a real military soldier playing the most dangerous came of Mine Sweeper. Goodzilla is alive and moonwalks back into the ocean. Earth is now being orbited by flying space rose which is undoubtedly causing global catastrophe as it plays with the Earth's tidal forces.
2 down. More to come later, eventually - maybe.
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Godzilla Returns: He just returns, even though its NOT the same Godzilla but this one returns apparently and wonders aimlessly because of his lazy eyes. Dr. Pepper sponsors the film with enough advertisements that you have to eventually quench your thirst. Godzilla has lice. Birds can be used to help humanity kill an unstoppable force with the power of bird recordings, because we can understand what birds say now and somehow recorded them telling Godzilla to follow them God knows where...filled with many Deus ex machina in a movie. Russians and steve martin. Nuclear war. Volcanoes. This movie has it all.
Godzilla vs Biollante: Quite single handily the most surreal movie by far. Spirits ARE real and can inhabit a genetically bio engineered rose. Sardia has incredible agents. Somehow exploding a Volcanoe builds steps for Godzilla to break free from the inside begging the question....How could they plant those bombs? And isn't that area under surveillance? I mean a freaking radioactive dinosaur is inside a freaking volcanoe still alive? Godzilla returns again. Never has a rose been soo terrifying and utterly weak against a giant radioactive dinosaur. Watch as Godzilla mows Japans lawn by getting rid of its giant ass weeds. Godzilla almost died in this one too, ex machina again. A spy is vaporized to high hell in what is quite possibly the most gruesome death in any Godzilla movie going as far as to show his burnt ashes. A Spirit that inhabits a giant deformed monstrous rose that is immortal just up and leaves Earth towards space because fuck having to fight Godzilla again right?
Godzilla vs King Ghidorah: Meet M11. Whites from the future are dicks hell bent on controlling Japan. Timelines that make you think WTF. A could be romantic relationship between ancestors. Watch as a girl jumps to the future to build MKG and never aged a damn bit , you would think it would take a couple of years or more to gather resources from their fucked up timeline but nope, they can build huge wings and rebuild an alien species never before seen. Watch as the continuity of the Godzilla franchise goes to shiit.
Godzilla vs Biollante: Quite single handily the most surreal movie by far. Spirits ARE real and can inhabit a genetically bio engineered rose. Sardia has incredible agents. Somehow exploding a Volcanoe builds steps for Godzilla to break free from the inside begging the question....How could they plant those bombs? And isn't that area under surveillance? I mean a freaking radioactive dinosaur is inside a freaking volcanoe still alive? Godzilla returns again. Never has a rose been soo terrifying and utterly weak against a giant radioactive dinosaur. Watch as Godzilla mows Japans lawn by getting rid of its giant ass weeds. Godzilla almost died in this one too, ex machina again. A spy is vaporized to high hell in what is quite possibly the most gruesome death in any Godzilla movie going as far as to show his burnt ashes. A Spirit that inhabits a giant deformed monstrous rose that is immortal just up and leaves Earth towards space because fuck having to fight Godzilla again right?
Godzilla vs King Ghidorah: Meet M11. Whites from the future are dicks hell bent on controlling Japan. Timelines that make you think WTF. A could be romantic relationship between ancestors. Watch as a girl jumps to the future to build MKG and never aged a damn bit , you would think it would take a couple of years or more to gather resources from their fucked up timeline but nope, they can build huge wings and rebuild an alien species never before seen. Watch as the continuity of the Godzilla franchise goes to shiit.
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The Return of Godzilla: .........tweet, tweet............
Godzilla vs Biollante: Little Shop of Saradian Agents
Godzilla vs King Ghidorah: Dorat: Judgement Day (Duh Duh Duh... DUH DUH)
Godzilla vs Mothra: Battle for Earth: George Lucas will sue.....
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II: Are You My Mother?
Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla: Black Holes and White Holes: SCIENCE!!!
Godzilla vs Destoroyah: Red Lobster vs Baskin Robins
Godzilla vs Biollante: Little Shop of Saradian Agents
Godzilla vs King Ghidorah: Dorat: Judgement Day (Duh Duh Duh... DUH DUH)
Godzilla vs Mothra: Battle for Earth: George Lucas will sue.....
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II: Are You My Mother?
Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla: Black Holes and White Holes: SCIENCE!!!
Godzilla vs Destoroyah: Red Lobster vs Baskin Robins
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You sir, just made my day.Lain Of The Wired wrote:Two men who look like they belong in a porno come with a hot chick from the future and her pet Übermensch android, and decide they will go back in time to erase a dinosaur from history. It is revealed Godzilla fulfills every Japanese persons wet dream and skreeonks up every Americunt soldier during a battle in World War II. He then gets blown up by a battleship with the entire three surviving wiggers cheering for their short lived victory, before the dino comes back to life and gets a nice slice of sweet revenge. After removing him with bad 80's effects, the aliens put their three cute Littlest Pet Shop abominations on the island, and the atom bomb test merges them into Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon, who is pwning humanity back to the stone-age. Turns out a bigger Godzilla was created, making the first half of the film entirely pointless. Godzilla shows up. The nazi-future people laugh at him, but then the sexy azn and her arian robot tell them to take their fancy future computer and shove it up their asses and blow up everything. After doing some auto-erotic asphyxiation with a dragon, the dino blows off super Smaug's head, and drops the skreeonker right into the ocean like seagull poop. Godzilla then skreeonks everything up, but then the future or some poop comes into place and a robot dragon piloted by the hot chick shows up and drops them both in the ocean right after it shocks Godzilla with an electric chastity belt
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You sir, are talking to a dead guy.Titanoterror98 wrote: You sir, just made my day.
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Oh, I had no idea. I'm verry sorry to for your loss.goji89 wrote:You sir, are talking to a dead guy.Titanoterror98 wrote: You sir, just made my day.
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For real? When??goji89 wrote:You sir, are talking to a dead guy.Titanoterror98 wrote: You sir, just made my day.
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I...don't think he meant literally. I think he meant dead as in no longer living on the forums.Zarm wrote:For real? When??goji89 wrote:You sir, are talking to a dead guy.Titanoterror98 wrote: You sir, just made my day.
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Oh! Well, I sure hope so...Maritonic wrote:I...don't think he meant literally. I think he meant dead as in no longer living on the forums.Zarm wrote:For real? :( When??goji89 wrote:
You sir, are talking to a dead guy.
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I meant he is a banned member that is but a mere memory.......guy's.
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Oh. Still, sorry to hear.goji89 wrote:I meant he is a banned member that is but a mere memory.......guy's.
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Nah dont worry....bro .Titanoterror98 wrote:Oh. Still, sorry to hear.goji89 wrote:I meant he is a banned member that is but a mere memory.......guy's.
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Phew! Thanks... man :)goji89 wrote:Nah dont worry....bro :huge: .Titanoterror98 wrote:Oh. Still, sorry to hear.goji89 wrote:I meant he is a banned member that is but a mere memory.......guy's.
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The Return Of Godzilla: Godzilla stomps through Tokyo and is sealed in a volcano by birds.
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah: Time Travel....... and then there's a mecha version of King Ghidorah.
The End Of Evangelion: A 14-year old boy mastrubates over a comatose 14-year old girl and gets stuck in Pink Floyd's The Wall.
Godzilla (1998): pretty much another one of these descriptions.
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah: Time Travel....... and then there's a mecha version of King Ghidorah.
The End Of Evangelion: A 14-year old boy mastrubates over a comatose 14-year old girl and gets stuck in Pink Floyd's The Wall.
Godzilla (1998): pretty much another one of these descriptions.
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Return of Godzilla: Birds trick Apezilla into falling into a volcano.
GvsB: Exorcize your weed before you smoke it.
GvsKG: Where's Doc Brown when you need him? Also Terminator wannabe.
GvsM: Say hello to Mothra's edgy brother.
GvsMGII: Child custody, beam spam and giant robots.
GvsSG: Godzilla and Mecha-Woody Woodpecker must kill the Big G's own edgy brother.
GvsD: Godzilla's got one nasty fever and must kill a Giant enemy satanic crab.
RoM: Mothra's male son Leo fights a dragon than screams like an elephant.
RoM2: A big bad dragon spits out evil starfishes and Leo must kill him.
RoM3: King Ghidorah really hates kids.
GOTU: Gamera's back to kick some evil birdie butts.
GvsL: Evil space bugs and evil space flowers, oh my!
GvsIris: Gamera must defeat Big Bird's Hentai-obsessed cousin.
Godzilla 1998: The Simpsons do their own take on The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms.
Godzilla The Series: One big, effective apology letter for everything Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin did.
GvsB: Exorcize your weed before you smoke it.
GvsKG: Where's Doc Brown when you need him? Also Terminator wannabe.
GvsM: Say hello to Mothra's edgy brother.
GvsMGII: Child custody, beam spam and giant robots.
GvsSG: Godzilla and Mecha-Woody Woodpecker must kill the Big G's own edgy brother.
GvsD: Godzilla's got one nasty fever and must kill a Giant enemy satanic crab.
RoM: Mothra's male son Leo fights a dragon than screams like an elephant.
RoM2: A big bad dragon spits out evil starfishes and Leo must kill him.
RoM3: King Ghidorah really hates kids.
GOTU: Gamera's back to kick some evil birdie butts.
GvsL: Evil space bugs and evil space flowers, oh my!
GvsIris: Gamera must defeat Big Bird's Hentai-obsessed cousin.
Godzilla 1998: The Simpsons do their own take on The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms.
Godzilla The Series: One big, effective apology letter for everything Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin did.
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Godzilla Returns: Good to have you back, buddy (who will possibly kill me).
Godzilla vs Biollante: Little Shop of Horrors, please don't sue.
Godzilla vs King Ghidorah: Split between singing "Let's do The Time Warp Again" and "Time Keeps on Slipping."
Godzilla vs Mothra: Battle for Earth: (Battra speaking... somehow) Hey, what about me?!
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II: Isn't there already a sequel to that movie?
Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla: "Teenage Rebellion: The Movie"
Godzilla vs Destoroyah: Humanity, why do you want to kill yourselves?
Godzilla vs Biollante: Little Shop of Horrors, please don't sue.
Godzilla vs King Ghidorah: Split between singing "Let's do The Time Warp Again" and "Time Keeps on Slipping."
Godzilla vs Mothra: Battle for Earth: (Battra speaking... somehow) Hey, what about me?!
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II: Isn't there already a sequel to that movie?
Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla: "Teenage Rebellion: The Movie"
Godzilla vs Destoroyah: Humanity, why do you want to kill yourselves?