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GigaBowserG wrote:
tbeasley wrote:A really crappy Netflix series like Kong King of the Apes
Ooh, now that's a scary thought.
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Godzilla Babies. A tv series about Godzilla and his kaiju pals when they were all in diapers!
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KaijuCanuck wrote:Godzilla Babies. A tv series about Godzilla and his kaiju pals when they were all in diapers!
I think this could be cute and funny if aimed at an audience of maybe 3-7 year-olds, like Muppet Babies.
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KaijuCanuck wrote:Godzilla Babies. A tv series about Godzilla and his kaiju pals when they were all in diapers!
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If we're talking kids' shows something like Trollhunters would be cool. A series contained to three parts with a beginning, middle and end with room for other potential shows.

In fact that would work for the 'World of Godzilla' too (a main Godzilla trilogy with spinoffs in-between).

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Making a big budget film called Godzilla and spending almost the entire run time focusing on the travels of a boring emotionless robot of a soldier instead.
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Have a movie where two caterpillars defeat Godzilla.

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Give Godzilla nipples.
Make him look like Baraka.
Or make him a giant cloud if you really want to push it.
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A film where it turns out Godzilla is inside each one of us.

Oh wait... and it was good???
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Jeff-Goldblum1 wrote:Have a movie where two caterpillars defeat Godzilla.
lmao SEETHING
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Courtroom Drama
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12 Angry Kaiju

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Jeff-Goldblum1 wrote:Have a movie where two caterpillars defeat Godzilla.
Obvious troll is obvious.
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Arguably, quoting CinemaSins is worse trolling that insulting Mothra vs. Godzilla (again). ;)
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Zarm wrote:Arguably, quoting CinemaSins is worse trolling that insulting Mothra vs. Godzilla (again). ;)
Who's quoting CinemaSins?
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Maritonic wrote:
Zarm wrote:Arguably, quoting CinemaSins is worse trolling that insulting Mothra vs. Godzilla (again). ;)
Who's quoting CinemaSins?
...You? Unless 'Obvious X is obvious' is a wider-spread phrase than I was aware of.
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Zarm wrote:
Maritonic wrote:
Zarm wrote:Arguably, quoting CinemaSins is worse trolling that insulting Mothra vs. Godzilla (again). ;)
Who's quoting CinemaSins?
...You? Unless 'Obvious X is obvious' is a wider-spread phrase than I was aware of.
Must be because I am very much not a fan of CinemaSins.
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Maritonic wrote:
Zarm wrote:
Maritonic wrote:
Who's quoting CinemaSins?
...You? Unless 'Obvious X is obvious' is a wider-spread phrase than I was aware of.
Must be because I am very much not a fan of CinemaSins.
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Having Godzilla preach SJW propaganda and change his origins to being an extraterrestrial daemon.
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I feel like the point of this thread was kinda supposed to be possible, however unlikely, ideas. Not outlandish ones.
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TyrantGojira wrote:Having Godzilla preach SJW propaganda
Yeah, because lord knows some of the classic Godzilla/Kaiju films from Toho NEVER had liberal messages to them!
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