We all have them. Sometimes, we even get them on purpose. Yep. Ugly figures. So what toys do you own that you think are downright ugly?
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I narrowed my list down to five. All two of these five I got because I found them this ugly.
- Bear Model Train Biter Godzilla 1954: Yep. One of the two I got on purpose. Saw this ugly thing on another forum (or group) and fell in love with its derpness and uglyness. Had to have it.
- Diamond Select Burning Godzilla: Or, as I call it, skin rash Goji. Only own it because I'm a completionist and wanted all of the figure banks.
- Bandai 6" King Caesar: Just see my review for it on the main page. Ick.
- Bullmark Iwakura Minilla: It's so stupid. Everything about this sculpt is god awful. Thank God I only spent like $7 on it. Just wanted it so I had both sets of these miniature Bullmark figures. Most of these sculpts are just cringy, but man... This thing.
- Popy Baragon: Well, there I was. On Mandrake. And then I saw this god awful, ugly thing with its derp eyes, fat lips and just all around cringyness. Instant love. Had to own. So now I do.
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I'll fight you on that Train Biter.MM Raids Again wrote: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/ ... igures.jpg
- Bear Model Train Biter Godzilla 1954: Yep. One of the two I got on purpose. Saw this ugly thing on another forum (or group) and fell in love with its derpness and uglyness. Had to have it.
Ugliest figure I own? Toughy.
Probably the Ultra 500 Shepardon - because - just google it. It's also very disappointing for the 4 bucks I spent.
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Bandai Creation's Destoroyah. Everything about that thing's face and head just turn me off. The body can be salvaged but the head to me drags it down.
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As much as I love my Imperial Godzillas they are probably the ugliest kaiju figures I got. Hey they were the only Godzilla related things a kid in the late 80s had to work with! Hell the giant Imperial still towers over most Godzilla figures.
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My Bandai Premium Webshop vinyl Gaira is pretty ugly, but that comes from movie accuracy, so I can't really complain...
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This lower-IQ cousin of the Imperial Godzilla, from 1987:MM Raids Again wrote:We all have them. Sometimes, we even get them on purpose. Yep. Ugly figures. So what toys do you own that you think are downright ugly?
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Looks like Barney after falling into a vat of nuclear waste.
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@G1985: Yep, that's pretty bad...
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It needs a motor and a sound chip in it, so that at the press of a button it reproduces this video:MandaSaurus wrote:@G1985: Yep, that's pretty bad...
And in the process of finding the above, I stumbled across the below on YuteOob. Can someone please give me a frontal lobotomy now, or at least pass along some eyebleach?
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SpaceG92 wrote:Bandai Creation's Destoroyah. Everything about that thing's face and head just turn me off. The body can be salvaged but the head to me drags it down.
....Let's not hit below the belt now bud. It hurts.
Ugliest figure eh? ...Hmm. Probably this weird knock-off Gigan thing I found at a flea market a few years ago.
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