The Pet Thread!

[wataru]

...ugh cats. I pet your place smells wonderful.

Smells like pussy.

Douche.

[Tyler]

Wasn't my place anyway. I was housesitting.

[anguirusnut94]

We don't have any pictures, but when I were a wee lil baby, my neighbors had a pitbul/ St. Bernard mix that would come over and babysit me. He'd just hop the fence and curl up over me as I played in the backyard- Mom could run inside and get herself a snack, fart around on the computer, get some vaccuming done, anything, and the darned dog would just follow me around, curl up around me while I slept- my Mom and Grandparents were the only ones he let near me- my dad still has a rather nasty scar located to close to the jewels for comfort thanks to Cruncher (My father was an ass. He deserved it.)

Currently, we've got two dogs, a little Rat Terrier and a Golden/ Chesapeke Bay Retriever mix named Jynks and Duke, respectively.

[Tyler]

NOMNOMNOMNOM


nomnomnom

[Orgasmatron]

ive always had 2 cats

a litter box barely smells if you clean it everyday and clean it completely, changing the litter every 2 or 3 weeks


cats arent dirty at all

[Fairy Mothra]

I've always had two or more cats. rarely some of them used litter boxes, but we live in a pretty quiet area where everyone has animals (there are two horses on my street and three houses have chickens and guinea hens) so we mostly let the cats outside. we have two now and up until about a year ago they were indoor-outdoor and when they wanted to pee they'd just sit at the door and meow to be let out, and come right back when they were done. my mom ended up throwing them out though because she hates animals, so they just hang out on the deck and we put food out. when it rains they go under the deck, and when it snows we let them in the basement. it's not ideal but it works, but since my mom doesn't like them anyway I'm taking them with me when I move next summer.

I need to have cats though, I love cats.

[wataru]

cats arent dirty at all

I have never ever met a cat owner who's house didnt smell like cat urine, whether the cat was box, toilet or outdoor trained.

Animals have some disgusting habits - dogs lick themselves for no reason, eat poop and drag their asses on the carpet - but cats spray, hack up hairballs and collect dead animals to show their master, or just eat later or play with..

[Hedorah]

cats arent dirty at all

I have never ever met a cat owner who's house didnt smell like cat urine, whether the cat was box, toilet or outdoor trained.

This so much, I can walk into a house and just KNOW that they have cats, I try to tolerate it, sometimes it just doesn't work.

[Fairy Mothra]

um, no. there is absolutely no reason a house should smell like cat urine. unfortunately you have probably been in the homes of some unsanitary people.

maybe it's because my mom is a germophobe and clean freak and I was raised in a house that was always spotless regardless of pets, but that really shouldn't happen. it's not that hard to own pets and not have your house smell like a barn.

[Orgasmatron]

yeah, i mean really

and dogs drag their asses if they have an anal gland problem or a couple of other things, all of which can be prevented

everything you mentioned is just due to the owner's laziness




i have a fish bowl with two little river catfish in it

they live in a pvc pipe and are generally pretty dopey : p

[wataru]

Most pet owners dont smell their pets.

I bet $5 if I came into your home, Id smell whatever pet you had, be it cat, dog, bird, rodent, lizard.

YOU HAVE CATFISH?! Lucky bastard. I love odd pets. Sadly, none since my garden snake died. I had a rooster as a kid growing up..

[Orgasmatron]

i understand what youre saying and i agree in the sense we dont smell the pet dander because we are used to it compared to someone who does not have any pets

but i am positive my house does not smell like cat urine and i am positive that people who have cats and keep their homes and their animals clean have houses that dont smell like cat urine

[anguirusnut94]

I bet $5 if I came into your home, Id smell whatever pet you had, be it cat, dog, bird, rodent, lizard.

I bet ten I wouldn't! (Yeah, cause I don't have a sense of smell).

[Tyler]

I had a rooster as a kid growing up..

Did it fall off?

[Mecha-Anguirus]

My cat is an obese monster that shakes the very earth beneath her feet as she slowly waddles toward her food dish, where she proceeds to squeak incessantly and demand tribute in the form of dry chicken-byproduct-meal pellets (for a delicate digestive system, otherwise she barfs it up all over the house and my dog eats it).

[wataru]

I had a rooster as a kid growing up..

Did it fall off?

I moved to Naples and my grandmother sold the chicken farm, along with the rooster.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

My cat is an obese monster that shakes the very earth beneath her feet as she slowly waddles toward her food dish, where she proceeds to squeak incessantly and demand tribute in the form of dry chicken-byproduct-meal pellets (for a delicate digestive system, otherwise she barfs it up all over the house and my dog eats it).

Watsy likes him some fat pussy.

[Orgasmatron]

and my grandmother sold the chicken farm, along with the rooster.

why would you let her use you like that

[Godzillatheultimate]

I had a rooster as a kid growing up..

Did it fall off?

I moved to Naples and my grandmother sold the chicken farm, along with the rooster.

It must've been very painful having it removed.

[Tyler]

MOAR BECAUSE MOAR