The Godzilla Cringe Thread

[SUPERTOHOREMIX]

Monsterarts thread.

Toy collectors period.

All of them? .

[Showa Gojira]

Also, I find anytime someone discusses Godzilla as a character, and constantly refers to him as "The King" to be pretty cringey...

What are you talking about, he is the King of the Monsters after all!



Hail to the King baby.

[Lain Of The Wired]

Dick measuring contests over the quality of the different eras. It's pretty pathetic honestly.

It's pathetic to dislike an era?

GvKG's dub is pretty cringey, I think a lot mores I than GvM's dub

[Breakdown]

Yeah because everyone knows the Showa series was so flawless.

A lot more flawless than the Heisei series

Come on now, guys. Opinions and assholes, remember?


Anyway, time to update my first post with the Heisei and Millennium series!

-The Shockirus puppet, in a few shots
-Godzilla being lured away with... birdsong?
-"Hey kids, what did you dream of toda-" *cue a hundred crayon drawings* "GADZILLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! "
-GvKG's bluescreen effects
-Emmy
-M-11 running
-"You can tell your son about it when he grows up, Major Spielberg!"
-"A giant dinosaw is attak'n our booooooooys!"
-"A dinosaur? Waaat?"
-"Yeah! Take that you dinosaur!"
-The Dorats. The mother fucking Dorats.
-"Hey Teresawa, I know we were gonna fuck and all, but I'm actually your ancestor!"
-The pointless Shindo scene
-Ghidorah in general in that movie
-"WHaT's hAPPeNINg TO Our PLAnET????"
-"NIIIIIIIIIICE!"
-"I don't caaare! I DON'T CAAAARE!"
-"THE ENGINE ROOM IS ON FIA!"
-The magical singing plants
-Yuki's butt
-Godzilla's tail falling off
-Destoroyah has wheels!?!?!
-"WHAT RADIOACTIVITY!"
-A good chunk of the ROM Trilogy
-HA! GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! KATAGIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
-The CGI Godzilla swimming in Godzilla 2000
-Megaguirus's strings
-Some of the CGI in GMK
-*shoots the wrong monster* "Ha! A hit!"
-Minya's scenes in FW
-"GIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! RIIIIIIIISE!"
-The New York scene with the cop and the gangster
-The Vancouver scene with the fat chocolate covered kid throwing toys in the fire
-The "standoff" between Minya and Godzilla

Ugh, just reading these made me cringe without even having to watch them


One example I can think of from recent times is the bluescreen from King Kong vs Godzilla, specifically during the giant octopus attack on the island. When the mother and child run out from under it they looks like blue and black blobs.


Also yeah, 'DA KANG1!11!!!" thing is fucking cringey. Especially in that one thread dedicated to speculating what the title of G14 was going to be before the film came out.

[UltramanGoji]

Dick measuring contests over the quality of the different eras. It's pretty pathetic honestly.

It's pathetic to dislike an era?

Thanks for twisting my words boo, but that's not what I meant.

It's pathetic to constantly stand up and scream to the heavens that "SHOWA/HEISEI/MILLENIUM IS THE GREATEST AND I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG" etc, etc, bullshit, bullshit. This is why newer members/younger fans avoid sites such as this like the plague because some people can't understand that others don't share their views.

[Lain Of The Wired]

Dick measuring contests over the quality of the different eras. It's pretty pathetic honestly.

It's pathetic to dislike an era?

Thanks for twisting my words boo, but that's not what I meant.

It's pathetic to constantly stand up and scream to the heavens that "SHOWA/HEISEI/MILLENIUM IS THE GREATEST AND I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG" etc, etc, bullshit, bullshit. This is why newer members/younger fans avoid sites such as this like the plague because some people can't understand that others don't share their views.

I know, I know I couldn't resist

I'm not being serious, people can like whatever they want, I just like "funnin" around

The Heisei series isn't absolutely dreadful, it's mainly the cringey dubs that just kill it for me, the kaiju scenes are a lil better and the effects usually save the shots from being complete garbage.
Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy the Showa more, but I'm not triggered by anyone who disagrees.

[A Cybernetic Possum]

It's pathetic to dislike an era?

Thanks for twisting my words boo, but that's not what I meant.

It's pathetic to constantly stand up and scream to the heavens that "SHOWA/HEISEI/MILLENIUM IS THE GREATEST AND I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG" etc, etc, bullshit, bullshit. This is why newer members/younger fans avoid sites such as this like the plague because some people can't understand that others don't share their views.

i know I know I couldn't resist

I'm not being serious, people can like whatever they want, I just like "funnin" around

[Mechagigan]

"You're not a TtTRrRUuUuUeEeEeE FfFfAaAnNNNNn if you don't think Gojira is the best movie and Showa was the best era and Monsterarts is better than everything ever!"

[edgaguirus]

Some of the fan art that tries to recreate kaiju.

[Can of Conspiracy]

The satire/pop-culture parody in Kingdom Of Monsters.

'A king's arrival is never silent' and most fan taglines & subtitles in general.

[M.o.g.u.e.r.a14]

Some of the fan art that tries to recreate kaiju.

I've seen it before on YouTube.

Ah the days in 2008 where you Google Godzilla and all that comes up is Godzilla Neo and Godzilla Unleashed pics... where did the years go?

[Breakdown]

"You're not a TtTRrRUuUuUeEeEeE FfFfAaAnNNNNn if you don't think Gojira is the best movie and Showa was the best era and Monsterarts is better than everything ever!"

The last bit I disagree with. I often see MonsterArts fans get shit on by the "elite" collectors.

[Mechagigan]

"You're not a TtTRrRUuUuUeEeEeE FfFfAaAnNNNNn if you don't think Gojira is the best movie and Showa was the best era and Monsterarts is better than everything ever!"

The last bit I disagree with. I often see MonsterArts fans get shit on by the "elite" collectors.

In what ways? Not in an instigatory way, but simply because I thought SHMA was generally seen as 'elite' anyway.

[JVM]

I like Godzilla vs. Hedorah, but do cringe at "Most Godzilla fans hate Godzilla vs. Hedorah, but I like it!" -- the taste of the fandom has completely changed on this movie in the last ten to fifteen years, but a lot of fans still seem to think of it as an unliked black sheep only a handful can appreciate.

Also cringed when I tired to watch Biollante with a friend and he was disappointed when he asked me if it was one of the ones with "those cheesy special effects", which he meant endearingly, and I told him no.

[DesuGojiFan]

"You're not a TtTRrRUuUuUeEeEeE FfFfAaAnNNNNn if you don't think Gojira is the best movie and Showa was the best era and Monsterarts is better than everything ever!"

The last bit I disagree with. I often see MonsterArts fans get shit on by the "elite" collectors.

In what ways? Not in an instigatory way, but simply because I thought SHMA was generally seen as 'elite' anyway.

If you've ever been to the Godzilla Collector's Group on Facebook, they're incredibly elitist and see pretty much anything that isn't either X-Plus, Garage Kits, or expensive designer vinyl as pleb shit.

[g2vd]

This is not going to end well.

This is so not going to end well.

[Godzilla165]

Godzilla Neo

[Mechagigan]

The last bit I disagree with. I often see MonsterArts fans get shit on by the "elite" collectors.

In what ways? Not in an instigatory way, but simply because I thought SHMA was generally seen as 'elite' anyway.

If you've ever been to the Godzilla Collector's Group on Facebook, they're incredibly elitist and see pretty much anything that isn't either X-Plus, Garage Kits, or expensive designer vinyl as pleb shit.

Oh man, I actually used to frequent around there. Definitely were a lot of 'elite' collectors, which led to a lot of arguing and the such, The community's generally good, but there can be some over-opinionated moments.

[Godzilla The King]

Any type of elitist in the fandom period.

The implication that America can't make a good G film or "only the Japanese get it." Screw that, anyone can make a good G film if they have the skill and passion

[Mechagigan]

Any type of elitist in the fandom period.

The implication that America can't make a good G film or "only the Japanese get it." Screw that, anyone can make a good G film if they have the skill and passion

I really hate the notion that the only 'true' Godzilla films are Toho's (AKA, James Rolfe's thoughts on Shin). If it's a Godzilla movie, it's a Godzilla movie, I don't care who made it. Toho signed off on it, it's a real part of the series.