How can this possibly go wrong?

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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby Cimmerian Dragon » Tue May 08, 2012 1:15 pm

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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby shinmattiathekaiju » Tue May 08, 2012 1:32 pm

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Still better than Wiseau's ass anyway.
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby Showa Gyaos » Tue May 08, 2012 3:58 pm

1. A movie in the style of Kingdom of Monsters (political humor, modern pop culture references, the excessive humor, etc.).
2. The film specifically caters to children. (skreeonk the children!)
3. Humans eat up 90% of the screentime, making the monsters a mere afterthought.
4. An out of place, overdrawn love story.
5. Godzilla can be harmed by conventional weaponry.
6. Godzilla is killed off.
7. It resembles a movie by Michael Bay.
8. It is another GINO.
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby Living Corpse » Tue May 08, 2012 4:01 pm

Showa Gyaos wrote:1. A movie in the style of Kingdom of Monsters (political humor, modern pop culture references, the excessive humor, etc.).
2. The film specifically caters to children. (skreeonk the children!)
3. Humans eat up 90% of the screentime, making the monsters a mere afterthought.
4. An out of place, overdrawn love story.
5. Godzilla can be harmed by conventional weaponry.
6. Godzilla is killed off.
7. It resembles a movie by Michael Bay.
8. It is another GINO.


Stop it! You're scaring me! :freak:
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby shinmattiathekaiju » Tue May 08, 2012 4:17 pm

Showa Gyaos wrote:1. A movie in the style of Kingdom of Monsters (political humor, modern pop culture references, the excessive humor, etc.).
2. The film specifically caters to children. (skreeonk the children!)
3. Humans eat up 90% of the screentime, making the monsters a mere afterthought.
4. An out of place, overdrawn love story.
5. Godzilla can be harmed by conventional weaponry.
6. Godzilla is killed off.
7. It resembles a movie by Michael Bay.
8. It is another GINO.


Woah! This movie needs all the luck it gets.
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby Rody » Tue May 08, 2012 5:27 pm

Let's face it - there are MANY ways this film could go wrong, probably a lot more than it could go right. We can only hope that LP, Gareth Edwards and whoever else joins the project do their very best to do Godzilla justice.
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby Godzillaprime05 » Tue May 08, 2012 6:18 pm

Unconvincing melee combat
that crap needs to be hard and intense.
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby Rody » Thu May 10, 2012 5:30 pm

I recently thought of an angle which I doubt any of us have considered before.


What if the film does turn out to be good, REALLY good, but in its success, ends up overshadowing the rest of the franchise??

talk about a win/lose scenario.
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby Legion1979 » Thu May 10, 2012 5:37 pm

Rody wrote:I recently thought of an angle which I doubt any of us have considered before.


What if the film does turn out to be good, REALLY good, but in its success, ends up overshadowing the rest of the franchise??


I don't think there's any way it could possibly do that.
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby shinmattiathekaiju » Thu May 10, 2012 6:45 pm

Rody wrote:I recently thought of an angle which I doubt any of us have considered before.


What if the film does turn out to be good, REALLY good, but in its success, ends up overshadowing the rest of the franchise??

talk about a win/lose scenario.


Silly dreamer.
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby Living Corpse » Thu May 10, 2012 9:41 pm

Tagline:

They thought they only had failure to fear.

They should have also feared success.


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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby mecha-gino » Thu May 10, 2012 9:45 pm

Worse scenario? Kind of what Showa Gyaos mentioned or just like Kingdom of the monsters! D:
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But what could be awesome for me anyway is the only way to stop Godzilla is to have him fight.... A Godzilla Sized Christina Hendricks. <3
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby Tyler » Fri May 11, 2012 6:55 pm

You just know if the movie's really good there'll be people would say the originals are better and whatnot. That should really go without saying. This movie should be able to be enjoyed on its own, if it's a good movie at all. If you make the classics hover about it of course you're not going to be as entertained.
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby Gexistentialist » Sun May 27, 2012 3:05 pm

Forget it, guys. It's Hollywood.
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby Tyler » Mon May 28, 2012 10:58 am

Plenty of good movies come out of Hollywood.
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby ghidorasauras » Mon May 28, 2012 11:28 am

^ I almost died laughing
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby shinmattiathekaiju » Mon May 28, 2012 2:08 pm

Tyler wrote:Plenty of good movies come out of Hollywood.



Yep.
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby TokyoVigilante » Mon May 28, 2012 3:33 pm

ghidorasauras wrote:^ I almost died laughing

Oh neat, baseless hip pessimism. Don't get nearly enough of that.
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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Mon May 28, 2012 7:02 pm

TokyoVigilante wrote:
ghidorasauras wrote:^ I almost died laughing

Oh neat, baseless hip pessimism. Don't get nearly enough of that.



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Re: How can this possibly go wrong?

Postby Ethan » Mon May 28, 2012 7:13 pm

I have to wonder when did this "Hollywood sucks" logic/snobism ever came to be.
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