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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby hammysammy59 » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:02 pm

I definitely want at least a few funny quips or one-liners in there somewhere. As Ghostbusters has taught us so well, people being scared can be funny as hell.

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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby JVM » Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:04 pm

Tyler wrote:Godzilla's nutsack in Imax 3D.

Tyler needs to direct the sequel.
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby DrKaiju1954 » Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:46 pm

It has to be subtle,like a cheap shot from one of the monsters in the middle of a fight
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby Tyler » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:21 pm

JVM wrote:Tyler needs to direct the sequel.


I'd make a movie only MM would be proud of just to piss the rest of the fandom off.
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby Showa Gyaos » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:44 am

Witty humor only when it's necessary. Other than that, it needs to be serious.
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby Living Corpse » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:38 pm

DrKaiju1954 wrote:It has to be subtle,like a cheap shot from one of the monsters in the middle of a fight


Like, let's pretend for a second Gigan is in, when Godzilla get up from being knocked down Gigan does a flyby from behind and slices Godzilla's shoulder open. Or King Ghidorah blasting him in the balls. :lol:
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby Burnbreath » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:44 pm

They should probably go with a comedian that is not well known right now but could be a rising star. Like Jim Carrey when one of his first movies was a Dirty Harry film. That's what I would rather see than another Brendan Frasier or Bruce Campbell.
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby Bluezilla » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:05 am

I'd laugh if he destroyed Asylum Pictures and stepped on mega-shark, mega-python and dinocroc.
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby Chris55 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:12 am

As long as Godzilla gets hit with a pie, I'm happy
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby Monster Master » Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:36 am

Bluezilla wrote:I'd laugh if he destroyed Asylum Pictures and stepped on mega-shark, mega-python and dinocroc.


... Why would Dinocroc be at Asylum pictures?
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby Bluezilla » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:04 pm

...Because he was trying to buy steroids from gatoroid?

Honest mistake. I thought it was an Asylum picture.
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby shinmattiathekaiju » Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:21 am

Tyler wrote:The kind of humour seen in Mothra vs. Godzilla..


I don't see much humor in Mothra Vs Godzilla.
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby tymon » Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:42 am

^What, you didn't like the egg guy or Akira Takarada's clumsiness?

I always chuckle at the scene in Ghidorah, The Three-Headed Monster where Rodan flies from the volcano and you hear Godzilla's roar instead of Rodan's. It's a funny little messup, though it may of been intentional seeing how blatant it is.
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby Huan_of_Valinor » Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:14 am

Chris55 wrote:As long as Godzilla gets hit with a pie, I'm happy


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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby Tyler » Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:52 am

GINO had enough Simpsons characters.
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby shinmattiathekaiju » Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:29 pm

Tyler wrote:GINO had enough Simpsons characters.


Who plays Homer?
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby StonedHope » Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:05 pm

tymon wrote:^What, you didn't like the egg guy or Akira Takarada's clumsiness?.

When I saw the title of this thread I immediately thought of that guy!
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I'm on board with most people asking for a darker movie but along the line of Godzilla vs mothra, is ideal.
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby Ethan » Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:33 pm

Lots of phalic jokes about Mothra's larvae. Repeat the corn scene from Godzilla vs. Gigan but this time "he must have thought it was a dick!".
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby Godzilla 1995 » Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:18 pm

Ethan wrote:Repeat the corn scene from Godzilla vs. Gigan but this time "he must have thought it was a dick!".



......Ew.... :eh:
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Re: Comedy scenes

Postby HayesAJones » Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:26 pm

Godzilla 1995 wrote:
Ethan wrote:Repeat the corn scene from Godzilla vs. Gigan but this time "he must have thought it was a dick!".



......Yum.... :huge:

That's better.
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