Your fears for Godzilla King of the Monsters

[omgitsgodzilla]

You can't underestimate the sheer power of Ghidorah's ultimate finishing attack, the Gravity Yeet

[_JNavs_]

You can't underestimate the sheer power of Ghidorah's ultimate finishing attack, the Gravity Yeet

The Gravity Yeet sends all it's unfortunate passengers into Earths atmosphere at a near 4 Billion times the speed of light.

Crashing the victims into the Earth's core before they even know they left the ground. Causing an instant global apocalypse, in which the entire planet sucks itself in and implodes on impact.

Quite a stunning display indeed.

[Dv-218]

You can't underestimate the sheer power of Ghidorah's ultimate finishing attack, the Gravity Yeet

The Gravity Yeet sends all it's unfortunate passengers into Earths atmosphere at a near 4 Billion times the speed of light.

Crashing the victims into the Earth's core before they even know they left the ground. Causing an instant global apocalypse, in which the entire planet sucks itself in and implodes on impact.

Quite a stunning display indeed.

Some say that he perfected this disastrous, beautiful and devastating move while letting out his feelings, after years of his father scorning him and not allowing him to hit that yeet.

Eventually, he did hit that yeet. Sent his old man right into Venus, the bastard.

[_JNavs_]

You can't underestimate the sheer power of Ghidorah's ultimate finishing attack, the Gravity Yeet

The Gravity Yeet sends all it's unfortunate passengers into Earths atmosphere at a near 4 Billion times the speed of light.

Crashing the victims into the Earth's core before they even know they left the ground. Causing an instant global apocalypse, in which the entire planet sucks itself in and implodes on impact.

Quite a stunning display indeed.

Some say that he perfected this disastrous, beautiful and devastating move while letting out his feelings, after years of his father scorning him and not allowing him to hit that yeet.

Eventually, he did hit that yeet. Sent his old man right into Venus, the bastard.

There are ancient texts through out the tombs of Egypt that seem to imply this mighty move has been used not only on his father, but on the women and children of his bloodline as well. Which is why he is considered to be The Planet Yeeter...

[Dv-218]

The Gravity Yeet sends all it's unfortunate passengers into Earths atmosphere at a near 4 Billion times the speed of light.

Crashing the victims into the Earth's core before they even know they left the ground. Causing an instant global apocalypse, in which the entire planet sucks itself in and implodes on impact.

Quite a stunning display indeed.

Some say that he perfected this disastrous, beautiful and devastating move while letting out his feelings, after years of his father scorning him and not allowing him to hit that yeet.

Eventually, he did hit that yeet. Sent his old man right into Venus, the bastard.

There are ancient texts through out the tombs of Egypt that seem to imply this mighty move has been used not only on his father, but on the women and children of his bloodline as well. Which is why he is considered to be The Planet Yeeter...

Alright, now this? This is perfection. The absolute magnum opus of this thread

[_JNavs_]

Some say that he perfected this disastrous, beautiful and devastating move while letting out his feelings, after years of his father scorning him and not allowing him to hit that yeet.

Eventually, he did hit that yeet. Sent his old man right into Venus, the bastard.

There are ancient texts through out the tombs of Egypt that seem to imply this mighty move has been used not only on his father, but on the women and children of his bloodline as well. Which is why he is considered to be The Planet Yeeter...

Alright, now this? This is perfection. The absolute magnum opus of this thread

I'm honored, I feel like Metphies

[Gawdziller1954]

There are ancient texts through out the tombs of Egypt that seem to imply this mighty move has been used not only on his father, but on the women and children of his bloodline as well. Which is why he is considered to be The Planet Yeeter...

Alright, now this? This is perfection. The absolute magnum opus of this thread

I'm honored, I feel like Metphies

Now yah just gotta cut out your eyeball and start preaching to random people in public like a nutjob

[Gojira18]

Alright, now this? This is perfection. The absolute magnum opus of this thread

I'm honored, I feel like Metphies

Now yah just gotta cut out your eyeball and start preaching to random people in public like a nutjob

And pray to an underwhelming flying spaghetti noodle

[_JNavs_]

I'm honored, I feel like Metphies

Now yah just gotta cut out your eyeball and start preaching to random people in public like a nutjob

And pray to an underwhelming flying spaghetti noodle

, I'll be the new and improved Metphies, one with 2 Goldeneyes, and prays to the ever superior KOTM Ghidorah.


To bring this full circle, my fear for KOTM is that they make Ghidorah an underwhelming flying noodle, all the ads that reveal his design are fake outs, and the Grand Yeet is never performed in the film

[Dv-218]

Now yah just gotta cut out your eyeball and start preaching to random people in public like a nutjob

And pray to an underwhelming flying spaghetti noodle

, I'll be the new and improved Metphies, one with 2 Goldeneyes, and prays to the ever superior KOTM Ghidorah.


To bring this full circle, my fear for KOTM is that they make Ghidorah an underwhelming flying noodle, all the ads that reveal his design are fake outs, and the Grand Yeet is never performed in the film

Fear not, for the Anime Ghidorah's situation is unique- he mastered the grand yeet to such a high level, he requested the elder Ghidorans to grant him the trans-universal yeetage pass, to inflict chaos upon other universes. They made him an eldricth, but he had a severe, horrible price to pay- they only allowed three of his heads to pass each dimension, thus taking his specific set of maximum yeetage skills away from him- forever. Even more insultingly, they made him entirely dependant on a race of religiously fanatical Lagolas knock-offs.
Legendary Ghidorah mastered the grand yeet hit well, but he knows better than to fully hit that yeet and repeat the catastrophic hubris of his ancestors.

[_JNavs_]

And pray to an underwhelming flying spaghetti noodle

, I'll be the new and improved Metphies, one with 2 Goldeneyes, and prays to the ever superior KOTM Ghidorah.


To bring this full circle, my fear for KOTM is that they make Ghidorah an underwhelming flying noodle, all the ads that reveal his design are fake outs, and the Grand Yeet is never performed in the film

Fear not, for the Anime Ghidorah's situation is unique- he mastered the grand yeet to such a high level, he requested the elder Ghidorans to grant him the trans-universal yeetage pass, to inflict chaos upon other universes. They made him an eldricth, but he had a severe, horrible price to pay- they only allowed three of his heads to pass each dimensions, thus taking his yeetage skills away from him- forever. Even more insultingly, they made him entirely dependant on a race of religiously fanatical Elf race.
Legendary Ghidorah mastered the grand yeet hit well, but he knows better than to fully hit that yeet and repeat the catastrophic hubris of his ancestors.

Oh thank the Elder Ghidorans, so this must be why he could only yeet through the dreams of others... Due to him being a Will Smith-esque Genie in a bottle controlled by insane Dark Elves with Sharingans...

Legendary King Yeetidorah may be our biggest fear in KOTM for the best reasons possible.

[Gawdziller1954]

And pray to an underwhelming flying spaghetti noodle

, I'll be the new and improved Metphies, one with 2 Goldeneyes, and prays to the ever superior KOTM Ghidorah.


To bring this full circle, my fear for KOTM is that they make Ghidorah an underwhelming flying noodle, all the ads that reveal his design are fake outs, and the Grand Yeet is never performed in the film

Fear not, for the Anime Ghidorah's situation is unique- he mastered the grand yeet to such a high level, he requested the elder Ghidorans to grant him the trans-universal yeetage pass, to inflict chaos upon other universes. They made him an eldricth, but he had a severe, horrible price to pay- they only allowed three of his heads to pass each dimension, thus taking his specific set of maximum yeetage skills away from him- forever. Even more insultingly, they made him entirely dependant on a race of religiously fanatical Lagolas knock-offs.
Legendary Ghidorah mastered the grand yeet hit well, but he knows better than to fully hit that yeet and repeat the catastrophic hubris of his ancestors.

I am shocked that you, an acolyte of Ghidorah, forgot the part about the great creators corrupting his pure and beautiful model, leaving him the partially-extant being we now know. Shame!

[Dv-218]

, I'll be the new and improved Metphies, one with 2 Goldeneyes, and prays to the ever superior KOTM Ghidorah.


To bring this full circle, my fear for KOTM is that they make Ghidorah an underwhelming flying noodle, all the ads that reveal his design are fake outs, and the Grand Yeet is never performed in the film

Fear not, for the Anime Ghidorah's situation is unique- he mastered the grand yeet to such a high level, he requested the elder Ghidorans to grant him the trans-universal yeetage pass, to inflict chaos upon other universes. They made him an eldricth, but he had a severe, horrible price to pay- they only allowed three of his heads to pass each dimension, thus taking his specific set of maximum yeetage skills away from him- forever. Even more insultingly, they made him entirely dependant on a race of religiously fanatical Lagolas knock-offs.
Legendary Ghidorah mastered the grand yeet hit well, but he knows better than to fully hit that yeet and repeat the catastrophic hubris of his ancestors.

I am shocked that you, an acolyte of Ghidorah, forgot the part about the great creators corrupting his pure and beautiful model, leaving him the partially-extant being we now know. Shame!

It is an important detail to be included, but to describe every single way the elders punished him for his arrogance and hubris requires a Hideaki Anno script.

[Gawdziller1954]

Fear not, for the Anime Ghidorah's situation is unique- he mastered the grand yeet to such a high level, he requested the elder Ghidorans to grant him the trans-universal yeetage pass, to inflict chaos upon other universes. They made him an eldricth, but he had a severe, horrible price to pay- they only allowed three of his heads to pass each dimension, thus taking his specific set of maximum yeetage skills away from him- forever. Even more insultingly, they made him entirely dependant on a race of religiously fanatical Lagolas knock-offs.
Legendary Ghidorah mastered the grand yeet hit well, but he knows better than to fully hit that yeet and repeat the catastrophic hubris of his ancestors.

I am shocked that you, an acolyte of Ghidorah, forgot the part about the great creators corrupting his pure and beautiful model, leaving him the partially-extant being we now know. Shame!

It is an important detail to be included, but to describe every single way the elders punished him for his arrogance and hubris requires a Hideaki Anno script.

Indeed.

[Maritonic]

What the...

I don't even know what this is. You all know better. No more of this. Next time I see it, anywhere, from you guys, it's a warning.