The Merchandise Thread

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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Gojira18 » Sun Apr 07, 2019 1:38 pm

GoWhaleTours wrote:
Tyrant_Lizard_King wrote:She's got big boobs that's why she's popular, with guys at least.

Yeah, no.

Well, not the ONLY reason :lol:

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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Godzilla 1986 » Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:05 pm

Her face is what gets to me. I seem to be attracted to women who have a shape like that. I just finished season five of Dexter and I have a serious crush on Julia Stiles right now, for the same reason.
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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Gojira2K » Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:28 pm

*Walks into thread about merchandise*

*See's people talking about the attractiveness of Brie Larson*

I like this thread.

To weigh in on said conversation, I also think Brie Larson is pretty attractive.
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G2000 wrote:
KinoKaiser wrote:Is the Brazil market big or something?


Definitely, there's like a Brazilian moviegoers there

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Spoiler:
_JNavs_ wrote:
goji89 wrote:
_JNavs_ wrote:Dun dun
dun dun
dah dah dah
da da
da dunnnnnnnnn

*Giant BARAGONBREH comes out of the woods and roars*

*A bunch of Goji89s run across the screen in packs" :lol:

Go faster! *Baragonbreh in mirror is closer than he appears*

*Baragonbreh sneaks up on 3 unsuspecting New TK user raptors and just mauls them before disappearing*

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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Godzillian » Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:38 pm

Tyrant_Lizard_King wrote:They're not huge but they look pretty good size to me. She's no Kat Dennings but who is.

But isnt your ideal lady android 18 :lol:
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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Hokmuto » Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:39 pm

Brie Larson is honestly.....meh. Like she's kinda hot, but at the same time I don't really care about her.
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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby gottatalktothefake » Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:39 pm

She’s not my type
Legit, every KoTM hater I have ever seen on social media or interacted with are all the same. They are either these young kids to middle aged adults so detached from anything beyond the Japanese films that they can't enjoy anything that doesn't begin with one of the Toho logos. They're the type that would of had no issues with KoTM if it was a Japanese-made production and think films like Godzilla vs. Monster Zero are the pinnacle of human drama.
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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Maverick Centigrade » Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:48 pm

Tyrant_Lizard_King wrote:They're not huge but they look pretty good size to me. She's no Kat Dennings but who is.


I'd kill half the universe to sex that woman.
So then Worf suddenly has a purple space bazooka...

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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Noble Saber » Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:53 pm

Maverick Centigrade wrote:
Tyrant_Lizard_King wrote:They're not huge but they look pretty good size to me. She's no Kat Dennings but who is.


I'd kill half the universe to sex that woman.

Even if it included me? :(
They must love the smell of Bvlgari. Yeah, I'm doing a little product placement! I gotta get paid, too!

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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Hokmuto » Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:56 pm

Maverick Centigrade wrote:
Tyrant_Lizard_King wrote:They're not huge but they look pretty good size to me. She's no Kat Dennings but who is.


I'd kill half the universe to sex that woman.

I will Thanos snap you before that. She's mine.
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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby keizerkaiju » Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:57 pm

Huh. This thread has taken an...interesting turn.

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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Gojira2K » Sun Apr 07, 2019 3:03 pm

Hokmuto wrote:
Maverick Centigrade wrote:
Tyrant_Lizard_King wrote:They're not huge but they look pretty good size to me. She's no Kat Dennings but who is.


I'd kill half the universe to sex that woman.

I will Thanos snap you before that. She's mine.

Boys, boys, calm down. We shouldn't be using the Infinity Gauntlet to kill half the universe for one woman. Save it for when the universe's resources get too low.
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Spoiler:
G2000 wrote:
KinoKaiser wrote:Is the Brazil market big or something?


Definitely, there's like a Brazilian moviegoers there

TK Park
Spoiler:
_JNavs_ wrote:
goji89 wrote:
_JNavs_ wrote:Dun dun
dun dun
dah dah dah
da da
da dunnnnnnnnn

*Giant BARAGONBREH comes out of the woods and roars*

*A bunch of Goji89s run across the screen in packs" :lol:

Go faster! *Baragonbreh in mirror is closer than he appears*

*Baragonbreh sneaks up on 3 unsuspecting New TK user raptors and just mauls them before disappearing*

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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Gojira18 » Sun Apr 07, 2019 3:06 pm

Gojira2K wrote:
Hokmuto wrote:
Maverick Centigrade wrote:
I'd kill half the universe to sex that woman.

I will Thanos snap you before that. She's mine.

Boys, boys, calm down. We shouldn't be using the Infinity Gauntlet to kill half the universe for one woman. Save it for when the universe's resources get too low.

You guys can fight over Larson all you want. Olsen is mine :lol:

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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Gojira2K » Sun Apr 07, 2019 3:08 pm

Gojira18 wrote:
Gojira2K wrote:
Hokmuto wrote:I will Thanos snap you before that. She's mine.

Boys, boys, calm down. We shouldn't be using the Infinity Gauntlet to kill half the universe for one woman. Save it for when the universe's resources get too low.

You guys can fight over Larson all you want. Olsen is mine :lol:

Hokmuto, hand over the Infinity Gauntlet, I'm not going to let someone steal my girl.
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Brazilian Moviegoers
Spoiler:
G2000 wrote:
KinoKaiser wrote:Is the Brazil market big or something?


Definitely, there's like a Brazilian moviegoers there

TK Park
Spoiler:
_JNavs_ wrote:
goji89 wrote:
_JNavs_ wrote:Dun dun
dun dun
dah dah dah
da da
da dunnnnnnnnn

*Giant BARAGONBREH comes out of the woods and roars*

*A bunch of Goji89s run across the screen in packs" :lol:

Go faster! *Baragonbreh in mirror is closer than he appears*

*Baragonbreh sneaks up on 3 unsuspecting New TK user raptors and just mauls them before disappearing*

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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Gojira18 » Sun Apr 07, 2019 3:11 pm

Gojira2K wrote:
Gojira18 wrote:
Gojira2K wrote:Boys, boys, calm down. We shouldn't be using the Infinity Gauntlet to kill half the universe for one woman. Save it for when the universe's resources get too low.

You guys can fight over Larson all you want. Olsen is mine :lol:

Hokmuto, hand over the Infinity Gauntlet, I'm not going to let someone steal my girl.

*Brandishes Stormbreaker* You sure about this?

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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Gojira2K » Sun Apr 07, 2019 3:15 pm

Gojira18 wrote:
Gojira2K wrote:
Gojira18 wrote:You guys can fight over Larson all you want. Olsen is mine :lol:

Hokmuto, hand over the Infinity Gauntlet, I'm not going to let someone steal my girl.

*Brandishes Stormbreaker* You sure about this?

*Makes all the Infinity Stones glow with power* Oh, I'm ready boy. Just make sure you go the head this time.
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Brazilian Moviegoers
Spoiler:
G2000 wrote:
KinoKaiser wrote:Is the Brazil market big or something?


Definitely, there's like a Brazilian moviegoers there

TK Park
Spoiler:
_JNavs_ wrote:
goji89 wrote:
_JNavs_ wrote:Dun dun
dun dun
dah dah dah
da da
da dunnnnnnnnn

*Giant BARAGONBREH comes out of the woods and roars*

*A bunch of Goji89s run across the screen in packs" :lol:

Go faster! *Baragonbreh in mirror is closer than he appears*

*Baragonbreh sneaks up on 3 unsuspecting New TK user raptors and just mauls them before disappearing*

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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Hokmuto » Sun Apr 07, 2019 3:16 pm

Gojira2K wrote:
Gojira18 wrote:
Gojira2K wrote:Boys, boys, calm down. We shouldn't be using the Infinity Gauntlet to kill half the universe for one woman. Save it for when the universe's resources get too low.

You guys can fight over Larson all you want. Olsen is mine :lol:

Hokmuto, hand over the Infinity Gauntlet, I'm not going to let someone steal my girl.

"MY girl"? Get out of here mate. Mine.
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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Gojira2K » Sun Apr 07, 2019 3:18 pm

Hokmuto wrote:
Gojira2K wrote:
Gojira18 wrote:You guys can fight over Larson all you want. Olsen is mine :lol:

Hokmuto, hand over the Infinity Gauntlet, I'm not going to let someone steal my girl.

"MY girl"? Get out of here mate. Mine.

This isn't some harem anime. You can't have multiple girls. You're already fighting over Kat Dennings.
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Brazilian Moviegoers
Spoiler:
G2000 wrote:
KinoKaiser wrote:Is the Brazil market big or something?


Definitely, there's like a Brazilian moviegoers there

TK Park
Spoiler:
_JNavs_ wrote:
goji89 wrote:
_JNavs_ wrote:Dun dun
dun dun
dah dah dah
da da
da dunnnnnnnnn

*Giant BARAGONBREH comes out of the woods and roars*

*A bunch of Goji89s run across the screen in packs" :lol:

Go faster! *Baragonbreh in mirror is closer than he appears*

*Baragonbreh sneaks up on 3 unsuspecting New TK user raptors and just mauls them before disappearing*

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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Gojira18 » Sun Apr 07, 2019 3:19 pm

Gojira2K wrote:
Hokmuto wrote:
Gojira2K wrote:Hokmuto, hand over the Infinity Gauntlet, I'm not going to let someone steal my girl.

"MY girl"? Get out of here mate. Mine.

This isn't some harem anime. You can't have multiple girls. You're already fighting over Kat Dennings.

This time, I'm going for the head

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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby Living Corpse » Sun Apr 07, 2019 3:24 pm

The skreeonk is wrong with you people?
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Re: The Merchandise Thread

Postby gottatalktothefake » Sun Apr 07, 2019 3:26 pm

Living Corpse wrote:The skreeonk is wrong with you people?

I dunno but I’m scared
Legit, every KoTM hater I have ever seen on social media or interacted with are all the same. They are either these young kids to middle aged adults so detached from anything beyond the Japanese films that they can't enjoy anything that doesn't begin with one of the Toho logos. They're the type that would of had no issues with KoTM if it was a Japanese-made production and think films like Godzilla vs. Monster Zero are the pinnacle of human drama.
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