Monster Discussion: Captain Gordon's Mustache

[Destorogoji]

Captain Gordon's Mustache for the K.W.C!

[Dawsbfiremind]

Has a higher kill count than Pigmon and Minilla combined!

[BlueGojira]

Captain Gordon's Mustache for the K.W.C!

The mustache already was in the K.W.C. It just grew a couple of dorsal spikes and called itself "Godzilla". Either that, or it learned how to rain plasma diamonds from the sky and went under the name "Bagan".

[Komenja]

Captain Gordon's Mustache for the K.W.C!

The Mustache was retired for being too OP. Rumor has it that the Verifiers still have NAM-flashbacks from when they had to read through submissions featuring it.

[Inferno Rodan]

I love the Mustache as much as anyone, but y'all are seriously overrating it in this thread. It's not even the most powerful thing it GFW. That title clearly goes to the Mountain. The Mustache could MAYBE hold its ground against Stairway Kitten, but that's highly debatable to say the least.

[Saansilt]

Bah, that's just because you use buzzwords like "outlier" and "Scaling" to analyze the stache. It's rigged I tells ya! Moustache forever!

[Dawsbfiremind]

I love the Mustache as much as anyone, but y'all are seriously overrating it in this thread. It's not even the most powerful thing it GFW. That title clearly goes to the Mountain. The Mustache could MAYBE hold its ground against Stairway Kitten, but that's highly debatable to say the least.

Hm, I forgot about those. I suppose we should therefore also consider the legendary Short-Shorts as well. They've been passed down through the generations, increasing in power with each host. Captain Gordon's mustache has only ever existed on Captain Gordon.

[latinothor]

The true King of the Monsters. Its magnificence was what truly froze Manda solid, and constant exposure to its aura was what truly granted Ozaki kaiser abilities.

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[BlacktimusPrime]

I love this thread, keep it up!

[KaijuCanuck]

[Pushes glasses up nose] ACTUALLY, true fans like myself know the Showa moustache is the best version of this kaiju... on Doctor Mafune. In fact, this original version of the Moustache was the true source of control over Titanosaurus.

[Billzilla1974]

I love the Mustache as much as anyone, but y'all are seriously overrating it in this thread. It's not even the most powerful thing it GFW. That title clearly goes to the Mountain. The Mustache could MAYBE hold its ground against Stairway Kitten, but that's highly debatable to say the least.

Lol do you mean MT Fuji?, because that mountain isn't even on the radar of the Himalayan alps, which are said to actually be the smallest peach fuzz from an ungodly Mustache from which Captain Gordon's Mustache descended from. The only reason the universe hasn't ended is because the mustache grows extremely slowly, and hasn't shown its full power yet. When it is unleashed, the Himalayan God-stache will surpass the strength of Chuck Norris, Superman, and Cthulhu combined.

[KingKaiju]

Frye's mustache gives him super strength and durability.