Cheesiest DVD tag lines?

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From the Classic Media Monster Zero and Godzilla's Revenge DVDs...

"ALIENS FROM PLANET X BORROW OUR MONSTERS FOR A LITTLE EXTERMINATION PROJECT, BUT THEY'VE GOT SOMETHING ELSE UP THEIR SLEEVES...WORLD DOMINATION!"

"ALL MONSTERS ATTACK WAS A TURNING POINT, THE FIRST GODZILLA MOVIE FOR CHILDREN"
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Godzilla vs the Sea Monster:

Godzilla Fights in War Against Terror!

Tokyo SOS's Terror Comes In Threes isn't quite as memorable.
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This Dutch G2K DVD:
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Ivo-goji wrote:Godzilla Fights in War Against Terror!
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Space Hunter M wrote:This Dutch G2K DVD:
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"While the world was searching for Y2K bugs..."
That's actually pretty catchy.
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The one from Final Wars was cheesy, but in a good way.
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But is say the worst tagline was for Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla. "The Battle of the Century" It's just bland.
"Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is where's the caveman?"
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Especially considering it was made in 2002. The bar can't be too high two years into the century
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