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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby fanofstuff » Thu Sep 19, 2019 8:46 pm

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A figurative deus ex machina.

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A literal deus ex machina.

Let me be your ruler, you can call me
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How many forms can we shove into this thing until it blows up?!

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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby TitanoGoji16 » Thu Sep 19, 2019 9:21 pm

fanofstuff wrote:Image
How many forms can we shove into this thing until it blows up?!


I mean technically he already did. :P
"Name me one fight where Anguirus didn't get his dick kicked in."

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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:39 pm

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Top Ten Anime Character Arcs.

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Dirty hoe. (No, really.)

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"Who are you?"

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"I'm you but lamp"

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"You are what you choose to be. You choose."
"…….MONSTER.....WRESTLER"
"wait, wat"
"MONSTER WRESTLER"
"Wasn't this whole movie about how violence just cause more violence I feel like this is counterpro-"
"MONSTER WRESTLER!"


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Kaiju Thanos, if you listen to the FMs

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You got King Kong in my Godzilla!
You got Godzilla in my King Kong!
Two great kaiju that go great together.

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No relation to any famous movie characters.

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NSZ wrote:That's the 70's for ya. If you weren't blowing your money on gas, drugs, or chicks, you were blowing it on giant animatronic monkeys that don't work.


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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby TitanoGoji16 » Thu Mar 12, 2020 5:36 pm

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"Run! It's Godzilla!"
"It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it is not."
"Still, we should run like it IS Godzilla!"
"Though it isn't."
"Name me one fight where Anguirus didn't get his dick kicked in."

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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby kingkevzilla88 » Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:58 am

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KCWE's Jobber

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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby TitanoGoji16 » Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:13 am

kingkevzilla88 wrote:KCWE's Jobber


I mean, he does work for Jobber the Hutt...
"Name me one fight where Anguirus didn't get his dick kicked in."

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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby ShinGojira14 » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:25 am

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VS.
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Married couple assaults local lizard too angry to die.
"There's only one God, ma'am. And his name is ゴジラ."

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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby Gigantis » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:28 am

ShinGojira14 wrote:Image
VS.
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Married couple assaults local lizard too angry to die.


Image and Image are two of my favorite kaiju! :lol:
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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby ShinGojira14 » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:58 am

tyrantgoji wrote:
ShinGojira14 wrote:Image
VS.
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Married couple assaults local lizard too angry to die.


Image and Image are two of my favorite kaiju! :lol:


Sorry about that! :lol: I was trying to post images of Godzilla (Shin) and Rodan (Heisei), but it didn't work out the way I planned.
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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby GodzillavsRayquaza » Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:00 am

ShinGojira14 wrote:
Sorry about that! :lol: I was trying to post images of Godzilla (Shin) and Rodan (Heisei), but it didn't work out the way I planned.

Also, I think you were looking for this thread.
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King of the Monsters wrote:You guys, this Godzilla was clearly the next GINO from the point its silhouette was revealed on that poster and it wasn't just the Heisei Godzilla. Any true fan would feel the same way.


SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:Man, I can't believe this series that started as a condemnation of nuclear weapons, Cold War arm races and called for humanity coming together MIGHT DARE TO BE (le gasp) political

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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:50 pm

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Furious George

(I've been holding onto this since 2018, let me have it)

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Sompote Sands' self insert OC.

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i dahn't know who you are. i dahn't know what you want. if you're lookin fahr ransahm, i can tell you i dahn't 'ave mahney, boeht what i do 'ave are a very particular set o' skells. skells i 'ave acquired over a very lahng career. skells dat make me a nightmare fahr people like you. if you let me sahn go now, dat'll be de end o' it - i'll naht look fahr you, i'll naht poehrsue you... boeht if you dahn't, i'll look fahr you, i'll fend you... and i'll smash de shet ooeht o' yooehr city.



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external screaming intensifies

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fanofstuff wrote:You mean to tell me that you don't see two crabs and think "Yeah, combined they can take on God"?

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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby Kiryu2012 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:37 pm

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Mommy

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My most wanted fight ever is Discord vs Bobobo-bo bo-bobo.
Godzilla has a regen like Wolverine, a skin like Luke Cage, a hero aura like Captain America, a strength like Hulk, an unstoppability like Juggernaut, an immortality like Deadpool.

There's a 'God' in Godzilla for a reason...

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Kiryu2012 wrote:Stopped someone from committing suicide

Holy poop man.


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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby Gigantis » Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:59 pm

Kiryu2012 wrote:Image
Mommy

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Mommy


No. Stop. Don't ever say that again.
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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby GodzillavsRayquaza » Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:37 pm

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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King of the Monsters wrote:You guys, this Godzilla was clearly the next GINO from the point its silhouette was revealed on that poster and it wasn't just the Heisei Godzilla. Any true fan would feel the same way.


SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:Man, I can't believe this series that started as a condemnation of nuclear weapons, Cold War arm races and called for humanity coming together MIGHT DARE TO BE (le gasp) political

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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby Gigantis » Sun Apr 12, 2020 9:28 am

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Baragon's bad plastic surgery.

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Do you do anything else but die?

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He has a very intersesting looking head.
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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby soulgodzilla » Tue May 05, 2020 5:07 pm

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The one guy that never got invited to the March Of The Baragon party.
Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....

“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.

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Postby kingkevzilla88 » Wed May 06, 2020 1:19 am

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Five people that you never want to sit next to.

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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby fanofstuff » Wed May 13, 2020 2:26 pm

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Let's be real here, no joke I make will be better than the one you're already making.

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Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

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Hoe's best friend.

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"Those muscles were just holding me back!"
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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby TitanoGoji16 » Wed May 13, 2020 2:27 pm

Man, I'd love to be Hoe Flashed...
"Name me one fight where Anguirus didn't get his dick kicked in."

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Re: Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly

Postby kingkevzilla88 » Wed May 13, 2020 2:32 pm

TitanoGoji16 wrote:Man, I'd love to be Hoe Flashed...


Mmm, no. I not going to touch that one with 400 ft. Poll.


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