Anime Trilogy Memes/Spoof Thread

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Let's look at the facts.

- All of the kaiju stuff starts happening in 1999.
- It also begins in New York.
- Nuclear weapons were apparently used at some point in the 20th century (outside of WW2), and they created Godzilla.
- Godzilla has a big square chin and can apparently reproduce asexually
- Radical retakes on classic kaiju

And the breaking point,

-Netflix added one other Godzilla movie besides the anime trilogy.

Isn't it obvious now?

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SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:Let's look at the facts.

- All of the kaiju stuff starts happening in 1999.
- It also begins in New York.
- Nuclear weapons were apparently used at some point in the 20th century (outside of WW2), and they created Godzilla.
- Godzilla has a big square chin and can apparently reproduce asexually
- Radical retakes on classic kaiju

And the breaking point,

-Netflix added one other Godzilla movie besides the anime trilogy.

Isn't it obvious now?

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SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:Let's look at the facts.

- All of the kaiju stuff starts happening in 1999.
- It also begins in New York.
- Nuclear weapons were apparently used at some point in the 20th century (outside of WW2), and they created Godzilla.
- Godzilla has a big square chin and can apparently reproduce asexually
- Radical retakes on classic kaiju

And the breaking point,

-Netflix added one other Godzilla movie besides the anime trilogy.
This might’ve been slightly funny if you did your research :P

Nuclear weapons didn’t “create” Godzilla in this universe, Godzilla is the Earth’s direct response to nuclear bombs/pollution/and giant monsters created by both.

Anime Godzilla produces the same way as Shin and the Gargantuas do.
Godzilla 1998 literally fucked herself and laid eggs.

Plus Zilla’s are actually in the anime timeline, they breed and ran rampant before being annihilated by the army.
Yeah, Godzilla wins... sometimes. I mean, he was killed by Dr. Serizawa's patented bubble-bath formula, heartburn, missiles, and poor box office returns, got his ass kicked by a drunken, circus-escaped gorilla, then he was beaten by two newborn worms, yeah some “king”.
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1. it's obviously a joke
2. As cool as they are, there's no real confirmation
the novels are canon in the films
3. Dr. Martin specifically says Godzilla came from nuclear weapons in a way that implies creation
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SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:1. it's obviously a joke
2. As cool as they are, there's no real confirmation
the novels are canon in the films
3. Dr. Martin specifically says Godzilla came from nuclear weapons in a way that implies creation
1. I’m aware, just felt the need to point out how it didn’t work :P

2. :shrug: sometimes things are just obvious, I’m pretty sure it’s straight out stated the Servum came from chunks of him that got blasted off but ok.

3. Well he’s not, and if anything, it’s implied that his birth was a result of damaging the earth with nuclear weapons. It’s stated plenty of times throughout that he’s something else altogether, it’s also delved into in the novels.

Come on now, I don’t even like the anime and I know this stuff :lol:
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Yeah, Godzilla wins... sometimes. I mean, he was killed by Dr. Serizawa's patented bubble-bath formula, heartburn, missiles, and poor box office returns, got his ass kicked by a drunken, circus-escaped gorilla, then he was beaten by two newborn worms, yeah some “king”.
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PitchBlackProgress wrote:
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:1. it's obviously a joke
2. As cool as they are, there's no real confirmation
the novels are canon in the films
3. Dr. Martin specifically says Godzilla came from nuclear weapons in a way that implies creation
1. I’m aware, just felt the need to point out how it didn’t work :P
yeah, I went for so ridiculous but weirdly plausible from a certain point of view
2. :shrug: sometimes things are just obvious, I’m pretty sure it’s straight out stated the Servum came from chunks of him that got blasted off but ok.
huh?

oh, no I meant, since theres nothing saying the novels are canon to the films, we dont know if Zilla actually exists within the anime timeline
3. Well he’s not, and if anything, it’s implied that his birth was a result of damaging the earth with nuclear weapons. It’s stated plenty of times throughout that he’s something else altogether, it’s also delved into in the novels.
I'd agree with you but the fact Metiphes
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explicitly showed the bombings of Hiroshima to Haruo
says theres more then just bombs causing the Earth to form him.

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Regardless of misinformation about the author on my part, they are canon and wouldn’t be sold if they weren’t.
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Yeah, Godzilla wins... sometimes. I mean, he was killed by Dr. Serizawa's patented bubble-bath formula, heartburn, missiles, and poor box office returns, got his ass kicked by a drunken, circus-escaped gorilla, then he was beaten by two newborn worms, yeah some “king”.
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PitchBlackProgress wrote:The novels are most certainly canon as they were written by the guy who wrote the films, and certainly tied to the films themselves.
no they weren't. Renji Oki wrote them, Urobuochi "supervised" (read: made sure nothing contradicted the films and gave tips)
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Ok, wasn’t exactly sure who wrote them so I definitely should have done some research before stating that, but regardless, they are considered canon to the story as they bridge the gap between events.

They wouldn’t be sold and tied to the anime if they weren’t apart of the official story.
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Yeah, Godzilla wins... sometimes. I mean, he was killed by Dr. Serizawa's patented bubble-bath formula, heartburn, missiles, and poor box office returns, got his ass kicked by a drunken, circus-escaped gorilla, then he was beaten by two newborn worms, yeah some “king”.
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"Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters synopsis: Humanity comes back to Earth after 20,000 years and discovers a world full of monsters!"

HOLY POOOOOP I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE MONSTERS. I HOPE THERE'S ANGUIRUS AND RODAN AND HEDORAHA AND DOGORA AND MOTHRA AND-

*film gets released and no one but Godzilla and his clones show up*
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tyrantgoji wrote:"Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters synopsis: Humanity comes back to Earth after 20,000 years and discovers a world full of monsters!"

HOLY POOOOOP I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE MONSTERS. I HOPE THERE'S ANGUIRUS AND RODAN AND HEDORAHA AND DOGORA AND MOTHRA AND-

*film gets released and no one but Godzilla and his clones show up*
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