Monster Discussin #7: Varan

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Re: Why is Varan so overrated?

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Varan is a great monster design, and I love how he can move comfortably on land, sea, and air. Kind of like a way less powerful Hedorah with less abilities. And he can, um, glide at mach 1.5. That's as fast as Rodan. Wait a second... He can glide at mach 1.5? And Rodan can FLY at the same speed. The @#$?? Since he's gliding, isn't he just basically being carried by the forces outside himself? At mach 1.5? Uh huh.

Anyways he's armored. Kind of like a less armored Anguirus. And his shell is floppy. And he can stand on two legs. Like a less powerful Godzilla with less abilities. At least Godzilla can't fl- oh yeah. Also Anguirus can stand on two legs. Huh.

Well anyway, I love the design. Too bad he can't handle spicy food! Yow!

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Re: Why is Varan so overrated?

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I like Varan cause he has a little bit of everything. He crawls on fours, he swims, he can stand and he can glide. The only thing he's missing is a 90's beam.

The Varan movie was really boring though.

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Biollante wrote: The only thing he's missing is a 90's beam.
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Re: Why is Varan so overrated?

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Biollante wrote:I like Varan cause he has a little bit of everything. He crawls on fours, he swims, he can stand and he can glide.

He crawls, he swims, he can stand and glide! Get ready, folks, for Varan, the UNBELIEVABLE!
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Dust_pan wrote:
Biollante wrote:I like Varan cause he has a little bit of everything. He crawls on fours, he swims, he can stand and he can glide.

He crawls, he swims, he can stand and glide! Get ready, folks, for Varan, the MOSTLY UNBELIEVABLE!
There we are, fixed. :lol: But Varan is a great character though, for his sweet design and many attributes.
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It warms my heart to see all this love for my favorite monster.

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Re: Why is Varan so overrated?

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I think its hard to call him overrated (kaiju-combat wise), since he never fought another kaiju in film. So for all we know, he could be very strong or very weak.
His "city destruction" scenes are fun to watch, well done from an SFX perspective and (at least in the japanese version of the fim) he seems to be able to cause as much destruction in the human world as 1954 Godzilla or 1956 Radon.

His film a a whole wasn't much better or much worse than the 1956 Radon film if you ask me.

Personally I like his design a lot (more than contemporary designs such as Reptilicus, Radon or 54 Godzilla). The design is very old yet it is still among the top 5 kaiju designs of all time if you ask me.

Whenever I comment in the "fantasy matches" section on a fight involving Varan, I always stress that he never fought another kaiju on screen and that because of this my opinion on his fighting skills is purely speculative.
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Kyono_Rei wrote: The design is very old yet it is still among the top 5 kaiju designs of all time if you ask me.
I agree. I just love this design and the suit was convincing other than the floppy shell.

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RedZillaKing wrote:
Kyono_Rei wrote: The design is very old yet it is still among the top 5 kaiju designs of all time if you ask me.
I agree. I just love this design and the suit was convincing other than the floppy shell.
The floppy part was a mistake and they admitted it. They kept that scene in because the village destroying went good and they didn't want to re-build the whole scale minatures again to refilm that.
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Varan is underrated toho screwed him out of two movies one of which he had camo
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Irys X wrote:Most of them wouldnt know it was a bomb. If they were the eat flares attached to parachutes kind of monsters, they probably wouldve done the same thing.
I assume your talking about 84 he didn't eat the parachutes he roared then they fired cadmiun into his mouth.
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Hellspawn28 wrote:How is Varan overrated when he is not even that popular. He has a cult flowing but he is hardly overrated. I have yet to meet many people who know Varan is or seen his films. You seem like that you are judging him because of some silly VS thread :roll: .
That's exactly what it is. I don't see it as that big of a deal, myself.
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therealmccoy wrote:
Hellspawn28 wrote:How is Varan overrated when he is not even that popular. He has a cult flowing but he is hardly overrated. I have yet to meet many people who know Varan is or seen his films. You seem like that you are judging him because of some silly VS thread :roll: .
That's exactly what it is. I don't see it as that big of a deal, myself.
"Seriously, people overrate him in Fantasy Matches more then people overrate Baragon's heat beam. He destroyed a city and was killed by a bomb. Doesn't sound to fierce to me."

The key words are "in Fantasy Matches" not in general -_-

It seems most of you are just reading the title and posting why you like Varan, which I really couldn't care less about
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PopInPicsPresents wrote:
therealmccoy wrote:
Hellspawn28 wrote:How is Varan overrated when he is not even that popular. He has a cult flowing but he is hardly overrated. I have yet to meet many people who know Varan is or seen his films. You seem like that you are judging him because of some silly VS thread :roll: .
That's exactly what it is. I don't see it as that big of a deal, myself.
"Seriously, people overrate him in Fantasy Matches more then people overrate Baragon's heat beam. He destroyed a city and was killed by a bomb. Doesn't sound to fierce to me."

The key words are "in Fantasy Matches" not in general -_-

It seems most of you are just reading the title and posting why you like Varan, which I really couldn't care less about
That's what I meant when I said that. Hellspawn said "because of some silly VS. thread". I agreed with him. I figured that's what he meant.
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What do you guys think of Varan? I personally love this guy! His appearance and character are really unique and he's just a cool Kaiju. Wish he had more appearances though.
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I think we have a thread for this?
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If we do, I can't find it.

Varan has a good design, but his film is average. Seeing him in another film would be nice, but that would require a new suit be made. Toho might not be willing to spend that money on an obscure kaiju.
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Varan is awesome. :D He should be in more movies.
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I wonder why they didn't put him in GMK.

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monster zero wrote:I wonder why they didn't put him in GMK.
Not profitable enough. :(

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