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Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:21 pm

A topic that randomly came up in YouTube comments I was interested to see responses on.

Uber Jason
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Thanos (more specificly MCU's incarnation)
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Weird matchup but still kind of interesting to think about.

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Rules: Thanos has the 4 Infinity Stones he had for most of the film (Space, Reality, Power and Soul)

Abstaining because I don't know enough about Uber Jason to comment and I think Thanos is unbeatable in a story context.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby Kiryu2012 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:37 pm

Dude, mismatch. Thanos curbstomps Jason, even without the Infinity Stones.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby UltramanGoji » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:44 pm

Thanos immediately flexes his knuckles and melts, burns, disintegrates, etc. Jason.

If he didn't have any stones it could be a decent fight, but the stones are literally world-breaking. Completely one-sided.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby GodzillaFan1990's » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:57 pm

Besides Jason constantly loses to teenagers all the time. Stones or not Thanos would stomp him.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:48 pm

Yeah, kinda had a feeling this was gonna be the outcome. Just a crazy idea for a FM.

So, curious question: what if Thanos had no stones? Still win or no?
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby UltramanGoji » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:01 pm

SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:Yeah, kinda had a feeling this was gonna be the outcome. Just a crazy idea for a FM.

So, curious question: what if Thanos had no stones? Still win or no?


Thanos is adept at combat and has been training for most of his life. He was easily able to subdue the Hulk, a known powerhouse.

Jason is mostly slow moving and relies more on power than strategy. But I think Thanos has the combat knowledge to easily avoid his strikes and incapacitate him without much fuss.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby Kiryu2012 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:11 pm

SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:Yeah, kinda had a feeling this was gonna be the outcome. Just a crazy idea for a FM.

So, curious question: what if Thanos had no stones? Still win or no?

Thanos was strong enough to quickly take down Hulk, who's far above Jason.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:32 pm

UltramanGoji wrote:
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:Yeah, kinda had a feeling this was gonna be the outcome. Just a crazy idea for a FM.

So, curious question: what if Thanos had no stones? Still win or no?


Thanos is adept at combat and has been training for most of his life. He was easily able to subdue the Hulk, a known powerhouse.

Jason is mostly slow moving and relies more on power than strategy. But I think Thanos has the combat knowledge to easily avoid his strikes and incapacitate him without much fuss.


Kiryu2012 wrote:Thanos was strong enough to quickly take down Hulk, who's far above Jason.


Agree with most of this, but I gotta say I don't think beating Hulk is an example of Thanos's strength.

Remember, at that point in the movie, Thanos had the Power Stone, a reality altering gem with the express purpose of strenghting those who could wield it (as well as some fun lasers). While I don't doubt Thanos could beat Hulk, I feel like judging his strength from that doesn't really work.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby Kiryu2012 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:40 pm

The Power Stone glowed whenever Thanos used it; it wasn't glowing during his fight with Hulk.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:23 pm

Kiryu2012 wrote:The Power Stone glowed whenever Thanos used it; it wasn't glowing during his fight with Hulk.

I forgot about that.


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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby Breakdown » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:29 am

Can't Thanos literally delete Jason from existence with all the stones?
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby Maritonic » Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:28 am

Breakdown wrote:Can't Thanos literally delete Jason from existence with all the stones?


He only has four stones. Not all six.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:19 pm

Maritonic wrote:
Breakdown wrote:Can't Thanos literally delete Jason from existence with all the stones?


He only has four stones. Not all six.


And of course, Jason would just show up totally fine in the sequel.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby HillyHulk » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:44 pm

You might want to reconsider the use of the reality stone. With it, Thanos has transmutation powers, spelling Jason's defeat when he turns him into whatever he wants.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)

Postby KaijuCanuck » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:34 pm

What if Thanos makes a mistake with his reality stone and transforms Jason into a being upon whom infinity stones do not work. Like when Ray accidentally thinks of the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man in Ghostbusters.

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