Gamera, the Guardian of the Universe and friend to all children, brutally assaults and probably kills a defenseless dinosaur for the crime of defending its territory.
Describe A K.W.C. Match Badly
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Gamera, the Guardian of the Universe and friend to all children, brutally assaults and probably kills a defenseless dinosaur for the crime of defending its territory.
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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Yup, my dad works at Legendary, the Nebulans are gonna be in the next movie and they're gonna get beat because Madison throws coffee in the leaders face.
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SpaceGodzilla seeks to appease his corns. Kong mistakes this for a rematch and fails.
KWC Co-Operations Manager and Resident Wumbo.
Soggy Noodles wrote:Anno brought back Showa ambition by doing smaller scales, morals and trying to examine humanity.
Seshita brought back Heisei ambition with absurd powerscaling, rad fights and fat asses.
Pair of kings.
MoarCrossovers wrote:We snorted crushed Morbius DVDs and snail shells
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The event which ended the world for a year.
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Orgy
Bigger orgy but boring
The orgy to end all orgies
Big zombie mushroom apocalypse orgy with Megalon in there for a little bit despite him being one of the main monsters
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BrashAlaskan95 wrote:On my wall.UltramanGoji wrote:I hope you plan on mounting this thing.
I'll call it "Bob: The One Who Was skreeonk From The Start".
skreeonk scary shit though if it is just scratches.
Zilla103192 wrote:She saw Godzilla fly... And just gave up. She called bullshit, broke up with me, and just left.
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A well written and thoughtful match.
The sequel no one wanted or asked for.
The reason there's never been another Mechani-Kong match.
Mighty Morphin Nano Randy.
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"Look out, it's the most fearsome monster on the planet! Gezora..."
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STRAIGHT VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION--wait...
KWC Co-Operations Manager and Resident Wumbo.
Soggy Noodles wrote:Anno brought back Showa ambition by doing smaller scales, morals and trying to examine humanity.
Seshita brought back Heisei ambition with absurd powerscaling, rad fights and fat asses.
Pair of kings.
MoarCrossovers wrote:We snorted crushed Morbius DVDs and snail shells
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The Goku vs Superman of the KWC.
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In yet another match trying to introduce Bagan back into the K.W.C after the monster orgy known as Match 56, a giant pregnant spider monkey and a Battra/Gigan reskin get curbstomped.
Added in 31 minutes 8 seconds:
So, wait, a horrifying spider-beast that almost killed the Showa Godzilla looses to something that got taken down by standard missiles?
SoleMan wrote: I feel like with his passing, it finally lays the era of Godzilla to rest. No more are there guys in rubber suits, no more are there fun, silly, kid-friendly Godzillas, no more are the days when you could make out in the back row with your sweetheart and your kid brother could be in the front, eyes glued to the screen. Instead we're left with the gritty, cold world of Hollywood and apocalyptic visions of nightmare creatures.
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I'm still not done.
The return of a God.
Leo gets sucked off.
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Baragon curls up and purrs like a cat in the end.
Surprised that this banner doesn't get changed despite Match 9 having its banner changed twice.
Crybaby Gomora demands a rematch, but this time He's got the toy for backup so he can drill Mechagodzilla in the wrong hole. Oh my~
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XJvOxFhVNbQ
Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
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The female's pregnancy was a result of the orgy. She and the male did it in private during a post credits scene, away from everyone else.BlueGojira wrote:[img]http://www.tohokingdom.com/images/kwc/match18g[g]
In yet another match trying to introduce Bagan back into the K.W.C after the monster orgy known as Match 56, a giant pregnant spider monkey and a Battra/Gigan reskin get curbstomped
If you have digital copy codes for movies you want to give away, I'll gladly take them! 
YouTube!
Dillyziller wrote:Evangelion 4.0: This is (not) a joke
It opens with Shinji, Asuka, and Rei walking along the lifeless, red earth. Suddenly the ground begins to shake.
Godzilla bursts from the ground, killing the 3 pilots. Godzilla will then battle his newest opponent...
parental issues.
Best song ever.TitanoGoji16 wrote:"Do you think C-Rex and FeMUTO could make sweet love down by the fire and give birth to Gabara?"
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Genius.Kaijunator wrote:The female's pregnancy was a result of the orgy. She and the male did it in private during a post credits scene, away from everyone else.BlueGojira wrote:[img]http://www.tohokingdom.com/images/kwc/match18g[g]
In yet another match trying to introduce Bagan back into the K.W.C after the monster orgy known as Match 56, a giant pregnant spider monkey and a Battra/Gigan reskin get curbstomped
SoleMan wrote: I feel like with his passing, it finally lays the era of Godzilla to rest. No more are there guys in rubber suits, no more are there fun, silly, kid-friendly Godzillas, no more are the days when you could make out in the back row with your sweetheart and your kid brother could be in the front, eyes glued to the screen. Instead we're left with the gritty, cold world of Hollywood and apocalyptic visions of nightmare creatures.
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Did you just try and quote an image?
Platypus Prime wrote: ↑Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:21 pm I realized today that thanks to a few animations and manga she's appeared in, Biollante is an anime girl.
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This is what happens when you don't learn to share.
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The Forbidden Match.
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One of the worst days of my life.
52 wins and 27 loses
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The original Match 164.
Platypus Prime wrote: ↑Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:21 pm I realized today that thanks to a few animations and manga she's appeared in, Biollante is an anime girl.
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A spoopy scary skele-thingy fights an ogre who really needs to go to the dermatologist. Also, Monster X looses again. SURPRISE!!
SoleMan wrote: I feel like with his passing, it finally lays the era of Godzilla to rest. No more are there guys in rubber suits, no more are there fun, silly, kid-friendly Godzillas, no more are the days when you could make out in the back row with your sweetheart and your kid brother could be in the front, eyes glued to the screen. Instead we're left with the gritty, cold world of Hollywood and apocalyptic visions of nightmare creatures.
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Or Match 64 but with Gabara instead of Gorosaurus.BlueGojira wrote:[img]http://www.tohokingdom.com/images/kwc/match154.jpg[/img
A spoopy scary skele-thingy fights an ogre who really needs to go to the dermatologist. Also, Monster X looses again. SURPRISE!!
BrashAlaskan95 wrote:On my wall.UltramanGoji wrote:I hope you plan on mounting this thing.
I'll call it "Bob: The One Who Was skreeonk From The Start".
skreeonk scary shit though if it is just scratches.
Zilla103192 wrote:She saw Godzilla fly... And just gave up. She called bullshit, broke up with me, and just left.
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For a monster that loves to pick fights, pussies out rather easily.