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Describe A K.W.C. Match Badly
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Soggy Noodles wrote:Anno brought back Showa ambition by doing smaller scales, morals and trying to examine humanity.
Seshita brought back Heisei ambition with absurd powerscaling, rad fights and fat asses.
Pair of kings.
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Ow the edge.
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Jason goes to Hell.
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Something you need to read while getting high on shrooms.
Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
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The troll everyone saw coming.
*Dave Chappelle voice* PSYCHE!
Bitch, you thought!
Never forget tadpole
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A dead horse is beaten into red paste.
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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Yup, my dad works at Legendary, the Nebulans are gonna be in the next movie and they're gonna get beat because Madison throws coffee in the leaders face.
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Bagan looks for drugs and kills a pair of druggies.
Chris55 wrote:Then how? Game? Books? His own line of condoms?JVM wrote:Bagan should come back, but not in a movie.
Shigeru Miyamoto wrote:So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.
Mr. X wrote:If you say so. If he does end up being under $140, I'll buy one for every person in this thread.
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Kinda like Pikachu Vs. Onix, but with a electricfying monkey against a armshifting golem demon.
Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
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Going into retirement.
Out of retirement.
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Gezora just wanted a friend.
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America redeems itself
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Titanosaurus gets his revenge on Godzilla...Oh wait, wrong monster.
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Ultraman tries to murder Gamera for not protecting humanity hard enough, meanwhile Godzilla is just there because... why not?
Guest starring King Kong.
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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Yup, my dad works at Legendary, the Nebulans are gonna be in the next movie and they're gonna get beat because Madison throws coffee in the leaders face.
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Gorosaurus picks out a fight coming to the worst conclusion with Godzilla who didn't even want any part of it in the first place.
Gabara's first attempt in terrorizing the world...Doesn't go as he exactly planned...
Battra, out to destroy humanity, then decides to retreat after a short fight with another monster to continue his path.
Bagan the edgelord.
Gaira should press charges against Baragon for attacking him unprovokingly.
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And thus, came the time when the best pun was born.
Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
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Just because someone resembles your enemy is a good enough excuse to attack them.
Crybaby Gomora wins through cheating from assistance.
Godzilla's Revenge literally
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Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
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^Omg why doesn't this site have a like button?
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I wish it does.GodzillaFan1990's wrote:^Omg why doesn't this site have a like button?
Added in 11 months 16 days 2 hours 39 minutes 45 seconds:
Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
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Gomora loses a match, causing the Crybaby Mary Sue Headcanon to be born resulting in him never winning a match again.
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