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Something you need to read while getting high on shrooms.
Up from the depths
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Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....

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The troll everyone saw coming.
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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Yup, my dad works at Legendary, the Nebulans are gonna be in the next movie and they're gonna get beat because Madison throws coffee in the leaders face.
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Bagan looks for drugs and kills a pair of druggies.
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Kinda like Pikachu Vs. Onix, but with a electricfying monkey against a armshifting golem demon.
Up from the depths
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Going into retirement.

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Out of retirement.
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Gezora just wanted a friend. :(
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Titanosaurus gets his revenge on Godzilla...Oh wait, wrong monster.
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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Yup, my dad works at Legendary, the Nebulans are gonna be in the next movie and they're gonna get beat because Madison throws coffee in the leaders face.
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Gorosaurus picks out a fight coming to the worst conclusion with Godzilla who didn't even want any part of it in the first place.

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Gabara's first attempt in terrorizing the world...Doesn't go as he exactly planned...

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Battra, out to destroy humanity, then decides to retreat after a short fight with another monster to continue his path.

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Bagan the edgelord.

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Gaira should press charges against Baragon for attacking him unprovokingly.
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And thus, came the time when the best pun was born.
Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
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His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....

“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
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Just because someone resembles your enemy is a good enough excuse to attack them.

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Crybaby Gomora wins through cheating from assistance.

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Godzilla's Revenge literally
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Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....

“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
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^Omg why doesn't this site have a like button? :lol:
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GodzillaFan1990's wrote:^Omg why doesn't this site have a like button? :lol:
I wish it does.

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Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....

“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
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Gomora loses a match, causing the Crybaby Mary Sue Headcanon to be born resulting in him never winning a match again.
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