Derpy Hooves vs Duke Nukem In A Room Full Of Signs Aliens

[GodGan]

Attack: duke jumps up and throws all aliens at derpy then pulls out his rifle and shoots off derpys head and fed it to the aliens then decapitated derpys body and fed the brain,bones,and heart to the aliens then says now thats a force to be wreckened with.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: But then Derpy come back to life. “Its going to take more then that to kill me.” Derpy said as she rips off an Alien’s arm and makes Duke eat it. The Derpy bites into Duke’s right eye.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

9 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke says come on make my day then throws 6 grenades at derpy and shoots a rocket launcher and pulls out his minigun and shoots derpy multiple times then throws 4 knifes at derpy then pulls out his ak47 and commando and a cigarrete and shoots derpy with the guns then throws the cigarette at her eye

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: But all of Duke’s attacks missed Derpy. “Wow, you are a bad shooter.” Derpy grabs an Alien and rammed it between Duke’s legs.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

10 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke decapitates derpy and feeds her to the aliens then walks out of the room smoking a cigar and saying i got balls of steel!

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

8 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: But then all the Aliens are sent flying out of the room and landed on top of Duke. Then Derpy comes out of the room with a knight, and start stabbing Duke and the Aliens allover.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

11 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke got his cigar and made derpy eat it and then put grenades in her mouth and threw her in the toxic room with toxic aliens in it he then said sianara bit** then the room exploded

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

9 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: But flying out of the exploding room is Derpy. She grabs Duke by his neck, carries him up in the air, and then drops him down to the ground. Then Derpy lands down hard on Duke, crashing his body.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

12 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke then twists derpys head then grabs a bottle of acid and makes her drinks it then he chokes her so the acid stayes in her throat then the acid came squirting out her ears,eyes,nose,mouth,and neck duke then cut off her tail then made her choke on it then he shot her twice with his shotgun

Stun! (The attack has stunned the opponent. The opponent cannot attack for one turn, but must post to acknowledge the inability to move.)

10 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

But then Derpy come back to life.

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke then stuck a nuke in her mouth then kicked her to the aliens and threw 10 grenades at her and fired his bazooka and rocket launcher

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

10 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: But Derpy knocks all the bombs back at Duke.

Stun! (The attack has stunned the opponent. The opponent cannot attack for one turn, but must post to acknowledge the inability to move.)

13 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

duke backflipped behind derpy and kicked her in the head

[Venom 2009]

Attack: But Derpy grabs Duke’s leg and rips it off.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

13 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke grabs her own sons head and makes her eat it then he grabs his lava gun and burns her he then makes a deep hole that you can se the corre then throws derpy in and throws 14 grenades 2 nukes and shoots his bazookas and rocket launchers at her then he throws a cigarrete and a cigare in there

Power Surge! (The attack was four times as effective as a normal attack, but energy was transferred to the opponent! The opponent now has an approximate 50% chance of making either a Critical Hit or an INSTANT KO! Nevertheless, the opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful before beginning the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

14 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: Derpy grabs Duke’s head and rips it off.

Critical! (The attack was twice as effective as a normal attack. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

15 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!!! This combatant is the winner under default rules!

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke jumps away then shoots derpy 12 times

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

14 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Derpy tells Duke that she already won.

OOC: The match is now over and I won.

[GodGan]

duke says what?! i thought it was 20 hits? one last hit ok? in 3 2 1 i know your weakness i was only playing. duke then ripped her RAINBOW heart out. i will keep this as a prize

[Venom 2009]

Derpy takes an ax and cuts up Duke. “Just die already!”

Match Over!