Derpy Hooves vs Duke Nukem In A Room Full Of Signs Aliens

[Venom 2009]

I am going to be roleplaying as Derpy Hooves from My Little Pony, and I would like to fight someone.

Notes:
This is a one vs one match.
Instant KO will only count as a Success.

The Arena: Inside a room that is full of Aliens from the movie, Signs.

If you need information on the Signs Aliens, then here it is: http://monsterarchives.proboards.com/in ... thread=739

Intro Post: Derpy Hooves had found herself in a room that was full of Aliens. The Aliens had try to attack Derpy, however, the pony was overpowering the Aliens as she was beating them up, and was killing them. Then Derpy noticed there was someone else in the room with her, who was also fighting the Aliens, and wanting to fight her.

So who would like to fight me as Derpy Hooves and tear apart the Signs Aliens?

[GodGan]

intro: duke nukem grinned as he saw the pony killing aliens then his theme played http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW_9SGrc4Oo

[Venom 2009]

Attack: Derpy grabs an Alien and throws it at Duke.

Power Surge! (The attack was four times as effective as a normal attack, but energy was transferred to the opponent! The opponent now has an approximate 50% chance of making either a Critical Hit or an INSTANT KO! Nevertheless, the opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful before beginning the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

4 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke laughs and throws it back and pulls out his handgun and shoots derpy hooves multiple times then kicks her in the face and backhands her

Critical! (The attack was twice as effective as a normal attack. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

2 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: Derpy yelled in pain. But lucky for her, she had super regenerative powers, and soon she was good as new. Derpy grabs an Alien by it’s leg, and use it as a baseball bat to hit Duke.

Stun! (The attack has stunned the opponent. The opponent cannot attack for one turn, but must post to acknowledge the inability to move.)

5 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

ima kick ass while shooting bubble gum.... and im all out of gum

[Venom 2009]

Attack: Derpy hits Duke again with the Alien.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

6 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke picks up an alien and strangles derpy with i and shoots her in the eye then bounces on her head and jumps up and throwed a tomohawk and a grenade at her

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

3 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: Derpy kicks Duke between his legs.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke then twists derpys head jumps in the air and pulls out his minigun and shoots derpy multiple times then throws pulls out a bazooka and shoots derpy with it then duke comes down and takes out one of derpys eyes

Stun! (The attack has stunned the opponent. The opponent cannot attack for one turn, but must post to acknowledge the inability to move.)

4 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Derpy yelled in pain. But thankfully her super regenerative powers had made her good as new.

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke then strangled derpy then took out her heart and made her choke on it while he was stabbing her in the neck after that he got an alien and cut off its lungs and made derpy eat it while he was shooting her with a handgun

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

5 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: Derpy garbs a butter knight and use it to cut open Duke’s chest. Then Derpy cuts off an Alien’s head and puts it into Duke’s chest.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke then grabs derpy and smashes her against the wall then throws her to the other wall then pulls out his minigun and shoots her multiple times then throws a knife at her then kicks her in the gut and stabs her in the tonggue then punches her in the face with a machete

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

6 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: Derpy grabs Duke’s head and rams him down to the ground. Then Derpy picks up Duke, and throws him into a group of Aliens.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

8 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

Attack: duke jumps up and throws all aliens at derpy then pulls out his rifle and shoots off derpys head and fed it to the aliens then decapitated derpys body and fed the brain,bones,and heart to the aliens then says now thats a force to be wreckened with.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: But then Derpy come back to life. “Its going to take more then that to kill me.” Derpy said as she rips off an Alien’s arm and makes Duke eat it. The Derpy bites into Duke’s right eye.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

9 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke says come on make my day then throws 6 grenades at derpy and shoots a rocket launcher and pulls out his minigun and shoots derpy multiple times then throws 4 knifes at derpy then pulls out his ak47 and commando and a cigarrete and shoots derpy with the guns then throws the cigarette at her eye

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: But all of Duke’s attacks missed Derpy. “Wow, you are a bad shooter.” Derpy grabs an Alien and rammed it between Duke’s legs.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

10 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodGan]

Attack: Duke decapitates derpy and feeds her to the aliens then walks out of the room smoking a cigar and saying i got balls of steel!

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

8 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!