Giratina93 wrote:^ Likes tigers and bears. ALOT.
Shadow wrote:Tyler wrote:One of my neighbors' dogs keeps shitting next to my car every morning.
Shit on the dog in it's sleep, that'll teach it.

???? wrote: Monsterarts killed my father and married my mother! They are a threat to the entirety if Godzilla collecting and MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS BEFORE MORE PEOPLE DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


Legionmaster wrote:You can't counter-seduce, women can shut down their libido at will. It's scary fast too. You'll have to do the man version: punch her in the face.

Varan Bon Ziller wrote:And skreeonk realism, you realzism peoples.
If I want Goddamn Real I'll look out mai widuh.

Godzillatheultimate wrote:Lincoln is gonna emancipate your balls from your body.
Pyrodorah wrote: Religion is an invention of humans, nothing more.
Chris55 wrote:Shadow wrote:That it is 2013 and there are still directions to using shampoo.
Hey man! I NEED those directions!

GojiFan wrote:Listening to some of Linkin Park's new album. A big fan of "Lost in the Echo" in particular.
tymon wrote:Man, it really makes me laugh when I remember that all this drama is centered around a fictional, giant atomic monster. Damn you, Godzilla!

Gorosaurus Rex wrote:Shadow wrote:It was so hot out today, I couldn't go up and see the girl I love.
Too bad, I was driving around town with her anyways. She said the change in your pocket wasn't enough for her.

Shadow wrote:Wait, it's coming back to me... I was a pony... oh god... Kiryu2012 is right beside me... no my clothes, stop taking them off- *Takes shotgun and commits suicide*
And now here I am.

tymon wrote:Man, it really makes me laugh when I remember that all this drama is centered around a fictional, giant atomic monster. Damn you, Godzilla!

Gorosaurus Rex wrote:Shadow wrote:It was so hot out today, I couldn't go up and see the girl I love.
Too bad, I was driving around town with her anyways. She said the change in your pocket wasn't enough for her.


Shadow wrote:Wait, it's coming back to me... I was a pony... oh god... Kiryu2012 is right beside me... no my clothes, stop taking them off- *Takes shotgun and commits suicide*
And now here I am.

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