Caption Camp (05-06-13)

[RamshackleRanger]

(So called)Scientist:"Wait, double-check, is there any accurate information in this book?"

Eric:"I don't think so."

Scientist:"Great, I'm ready now."

[HayesAJones]

The charade was over. No amount of of slick talking or science jargon could cover up his long-hidden illiteracy after he read the title of the book DINOSAURS as "Die Now, Our Saws" aloud on national television. Twice.

You can tell how grim the situation is because of their super serious stares- why, even the dinosaur is looking grave!

[Berzerkgodzilla]

Now let's watch with great anticipation as our "expert" here tries to read the front cover.

[Creature22]

Okay now, Eric, I'll read the book, and you can look at the pictures, and then you can do the same for... Eric, are you even listening to a word I'm saying? Eric???

[Shadow]

"Well as you can see, our budget is so low that we had to steal this book from a kindergarten school. I believe it is quite accurate."

[omgitsgodzilla]

"God, this is the weirdest one they've put me in yet... I've got to get out of adult entertainment."

[Llante]

Reporter to camera:

"Folks, I know how much you want to say 'moron,' but, according to the studio executives, this man can only be properly identified as an 'expert.'"

[Giga Kaiju]

"He took my book"

[G2000]

Scientist: "Godzilla would appear to be a cross between a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a Stegosaurus. To explain how a hybridization between two extremely different animals separated by millions of years is possible, I will turn to the page discussing my own ''incident with a time machine and some contraceptives'' theory, with big, brightly colored pictures to illustrate..."

Reporter: "Dear God, why? Why have you forsaken me?"

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

Carl, you realize all the pages in this book are blank, right?

Carl?

[Kubo]

Extremely complicated science behind evolution and nuclear radiation has been compressed into a single picture book! Wow!

[Godzillabrawler]

This is the kind of high-level, intelligently written, biologically accurate novel that all of our country's top news reporters and documentary creators use.

[Dogbert]

New caption camp time, with an inspired addition this go around thanks to a contribution from o.supreme. The source if the American version of King Kong vs. Godzilla:

http://www.tohokingdom.com/articles/ima ... 06-13.html

My book says the godzillasaurus was a t rex and stegosaurus.

*sigh* not THIS again!

[Mrtrainfreak]

I'm gonna do my take on this

So you see, I learned my knowledge of Dinosaurs, and irradiated kaiju for that matter, from this well written, pop-out kids book I got when I was somewhere around 10 years old and I learned all my facts about Godzilla from it, even though it doesn't mention anything about kaiju or Godzillasaurus' and doesn't mention apes or Moths or little, cute twin fairies or even these creepy black dressed, visor wearing aliens from a planet obscured by Jupiter who have a three headed Dragon called King Ghidorah but it does teach us lessons with cute, chibi humans explaining what it was like 65 million years ago, you gotta believe me!!

[JVM]

Pictured: Your tax dollars at work!

(Logged back in just to obnoxiously bump this with a terrible political reference.)

[Tomzilla]

"Fascinating! I've never seen a dinosaur read a book about dinosaurs before."

[Dynomy84]

"Wait a minute... Hard cover... pages with words inside... AHA!!! I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!!! IT'S A DVD!!!"
"Ugh... No Jim..."
"Blu-ray?"

[Shadow]

"This a purty book, can I have it?"

[Rody]

"Well, folks, he did say he would attempt to explain; he didn't say whether his explanation would be worth crud."

[he-ba]

That awkward moment when someone implies your stupid and you look at some wall imagining its a camera